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  • lukasekman
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 614

    #1

    Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

    This Valentine crap is really a nuisance. I ran across a woman who carried a bunch of roses. Fortunately, I had a can of RoundUp™, and sprayed her roses. As RoundUp™ is considered safe for human consumption, I doubt the fog harmed her in any way, but she hopefully got the message that Valentine's Day is Treason Season.

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  • BelieverInGod
    Fourm Member
    Forum Member
    • Feb 2010
    • 9269

    #2
    Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

    Hmm........ we have some of the larger extended-spray jugs in the shed. Perhaps this would be a good TC(tm) activity for the boys.
    Drama queen

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    • teaserss
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      Under Investigation
      • Feb 2016
      • 1

      #3
      Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

      nice



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      • Faith_Machine
        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2011
        • 10050

        #4
        Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

        Originally posted by teaserss View Post
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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

          Lukasekman, you should buy a different brand of pesticide. RoundUp is made by Monsanto, the evil corporation that is corrupting our food supply with GMO's!

          I feel so much better now that I'm boycotting GMO's and drinking raw milk!
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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12698

            #6
            Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

            There are several good reasons to spray Roundup™ on roses. They come from Messican countries, not the United States.

            Trump is trying to stop trade with these foreigners, but until this happens we should try to damage the dirty products the come in here:


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            Home > Florabundance Grower Select > South American Flower Farms
            South America Grown Roses select

            Farms produces consistent, high quality roses and the latest varieties.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22885

              #7
              Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              Trump is trying to stop trade with these foreigners,


              New Arrivals

              Poppy Pods-green
              Opium/heroin -> if you see any report them to the police.

              Daffodils> large ...
              Of the narcissus family - Narcissism is a sin.

              Home > Florabundance Grower Select > South American Flower Farms
              Obviously displayed at a funeral. Death, and the chance to see Jesus, is not a sad time, it is merely a sign that we have thrown off the shackles of mortality.

              However, "flower-arranging" is for women and queers - men should avoid it.
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              • Thomas Taylor
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Oct 2012
                • 1486

                #8
                Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

                Is it permissible to use this to Spray a rose carrier?
                Last edited by Thomas Taylor; 02-15-2017, 12:56 PM.
                Isaiah 66:15

                For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.

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                • Johny Joe Hold
                  Mayor of Freehold
                   
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 12698

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Thomas Taylor View Post
                  Re: Sprayed a rose carrier with RoundUp™

                  Is it permissible to use this to Spray a rose carrier?
                  There is an all out effort to ban the wonderful chemical glyphosate found in Roundup, the weed killer. Trump must watch his guy, Robert Kennedy, because be once was on a team trying to ban it.

                  The cost of hoeing weeds is high, the cost of pouring on Roundup is cheap. Our country needs cheap food and lots of it.

                  roundup banned in what states - Search

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                  Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                    An old soul
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 5000

                    #10
                    I'm disappointed this administration isn't going with the tried and true thoughts and prayers method of pest eradication, which is what we rely on with 100% success in other areas. Chemicals are not only dangerous but give Christians a false sense of faith Satan's potions.
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10050

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post

                      There is an all out effort to ban the wonderful chemical glyphosate found in Roundup, the weed killer. Trump must watch his guy, Robert Kennedy, because be once was on a team trying to ban it.

                      The cost of hoeing weeds is high, the cost of pouring on Roundup is cheap. Our country needs cheap food and lots of it.

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                      I'm convinced Robert Kennedy is a Jew. Just look at his skin tone and physiognomy.
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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12698

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post

                        I'm convinced Robert Kennedy is a Jew. Just look at his skin tone and physiognomy.
                        Our group supported Kennedy because he was against vaccinations. Now we're getting angry. We put him in a Secretary of Health to stop Satan from needles of sin.

                        Kennedy talked a lot about the evils of vaccinations for a while. Now he never mentions it. He is back to his old liberal thing of "less processed food." Processed food is what makes this country great. That's all President Trump eats.

                        Robert F Kennedy Jr Shifts Focus From Vaccines Triggering Outrage Among Longtime Supporters - Londoner Post
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                        • MitzaLizalor
                          Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 14364

                          #13
                          I had to laugh. Someone was going: O the pests, you know, they develop an immunity to it, you know?

                          As you know, I like watching things grow, then eating them, apples, peaches, aromatic herbs. I have an unusual mint at the moment – wonderful with lamb! Certain weeds are a problem [NOT] because I use a mixture. And insects.

                          Glyphosate Isopropylamine
                          • Triclopyr Butoxyethyl Ester
                          • Boiled Cigar Butts*
                          • Butafenacil

                          A very thorough application, regularly repeated as appropriate for the vegetable (e.g. potato) or fruit (e.g. fig) crop, gives satisfying results. Cigar butt essence can be applied alone early in the fruiting stage. You may be asked to supply overalls and face masks but I've never bothered much with that. After all, people do smoke cigars! But this is the outcome of a Nanny State gone mad. Concerning the wretch Kennedy, duplicity is a hallmark of many creeds but catholicism holds the crown. There are some that include deception as an article of faith: they will lie to us but at least don't conceal that they're willing to do so. Others renowned for Machiavellian schemes, never surprise anyone when they put one in place.

                          Is our croaking turncoat a triple agent? I wondered, serving Hecate by feigning allegiance to Demeter. That would suck in the tree-huggers but a cunning witch would see through his ploy in an instant. Quadruple agent I speculated? And needed to think about that: serving Rome by pretending to adore Hecate in such a way as to mimic Demeter cultists and transform the Senate into a proxy conclave of mufti cardinals.

                          I decided he isn't capable of Machiavellianism at that level. Or any level. Whatever he's up to is completely transparent. Even more disappointing than if he were opaque.

                          Trump must watch his guy, Robert Kennedy, because be once was on a team trying to ban [glyphosate].
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                          HecateDemeteran interesting mint
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                          * I guess you could boil pipe tobacco but I don't know any pipe smokers. Strain before use.

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