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  • #31
    Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    I am washed in Jesus' Love and as such I'm oozing sweetness from every pore.
    That is so true, Sister Basilissa. I must say, though, that this fellow, Mr. Thomas (I will not dignify him with the designation of "Brother".) seems to have a very low opinion of the menfolk in our church community. He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-- implying that our fine, upstanding True Christian™ pastors, husbands and brothers are incapable of fulfilling The Lord's wishes in this matter.

    Yes, we mere females here at are well-versed in scripture and strong in our faith. That might make us intimidating to false Christians and other weak men.

    However, our Brothers in Christ have matters well in hand. They guide our Church on the ground as well as here on the web. They also reside over their families with an eye to honoring Biblical principles. Mr. Thomas' continued lectures here are an insult to their authority.
    His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

    Guns For God and the Economy

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    • #32
      Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

      It's impossible to say one book of The Bible is better than another. At a particular time Ruth brings His message of compassion and justice, then another week or another year Esther conveys God's pastoral care; we are His sheep after all. Judges so often speaks to us in so many situations where our little concerns have been preempted in the majesty of history. God well knew the folly of kings (better than many alternatives perhaps, France exemplifying this) yet in His compassion acknowledged the will of the people over Judges like Deborah, Shagmar, Eli and even Samuel along with others not themselves ruling but existing as conduits for mercy, bringing deliverance at some small cost where otherwise ruin loomed.

      I'm sorry, that's all getting a bit flowery but the point remains: follow God, not something dreamed up to counter what He intended. Deborah followed God, she did not want to be king and everyone prospered. Only in Him will any nation ever prosper, the truth of which is as clear today as it was to Deborah.

      (Waiting for a response.)

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      • #33
        Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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        MitzaLizalor,

        Jesus H. Christ, when is it ever going to stop where women of Landover Baptist Church continue to step in the proverbial poo in relation to their gender being 2nd class?!

        Look at the example in your post #32 that you gave to praise Jesus in relation to me subjectively saying that He should be at the top of the list of the hierarchy at LBC, with using Barbara Dennerlein playing boogie woogie organ! HUH? WTF!

        MitzaLizalor, have you forgotten dear that this type of display is ungodly? Look at the floozie Barbara at her organ with her tight ass pants, that if she stood up you could probably see her butt crack which goes against Jesus’ inspired words! (1 Timothy 2:9). Notwithstanding, her long blond hair that is NOT covered as it should be as the Bible so states. (1 Corinthians 11:6)

        As if the hell bound Barbara Dennerlein’s attire wasn’t despicable enough, then you forget in what type of music we are to use in praising our serial killer Jesus! Turn the “Soaps” off and READ your bible, in that the only music that is to be heard for Jesus is admonishing one another in psalms and hymns and spiritual songs using harps, singing with gladness in our hearts to the Lord." (Colossians 3:16). Here are further examples of the type of music that is ONLY to be used for our ever loving and forgiving Jesus: Acts 16:25, Romans 15:9, Heb. 2:12, I Cor. 14:15, and James 5:13.


        Now, if you are going to Satanically use Boogie Woogie in the future for any reason, DO NOT use a hell bound woman like Barbara Dennerlein because Jesus says that if men want to please Him, they are to stay away from women! (Ecclesiastes 7:26). Conversely, only use MEN as these far superior examples show playing Boogie Woogie music. Accept no substitutes to the following! You can thank me later dear.





        "It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman." (Proverbs 21:19)



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        I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

        My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

        My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

        My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
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        • #34
          Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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          Basilissa,

          “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)

          Dear, you still haven't addressed Jesus's inspired words saying that to please Him the man is to stay away from 2nd class women as explicitly shown within the scriptures.

          All you gave in your post #30 was platitudes and wishful thinking passages in trying in vain to put Ecclesiastes 7:26 aside. Don't think that Jesus is not watching you perform this type of Devil Speak, (Hebrews 4:13) and of which you will pay dearly upon Judgment Day for sure! Praise Jesus' revenge against the Bible "throw-away" woman!


          “It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house.” (Proverbs 21:9)



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          I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

          My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

          My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

          My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
          <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.



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          • #35
            Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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            handmaiden,

            YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: "He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-"

            No 2nd class woman, it is the responsibility of Jesus and myself to point out within the scriptures in what He truly thinks about your Hell bound woman gender!

            Remember dear once again, you were made from a man (Genesis 2:22-24), you were put here upon earth to have a life's ambition to be able to sit up because of producing many babies for our faith's cause (Genesis 1:28), and you are to be subservient to man until your one way E-ticket ride to Hell because of you no longer being needed upon earth! (Colossians 3:18)



            "A continual dropping in a very rainy day and a contentious woman are alike. Whosoever hideth her hideth the wind, and the ointment of his right hand, which bewrayeth itself." (Proverbs 27:15-16)


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            I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

            My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

            My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

            My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
            <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.




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            • #36
              Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

              Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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              handmaiden,

              YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE: "He keeps pushing his "disciplinary" measures on the ladies of Landover as though it were his sole responsibility-"

              No 2nd class woman, it is the responsibility of Jesus and myself to point out within the scriptures in what He truly thinks about your Hell bound woman gender!
              Mr. Thomas, please remember that you don't speak for Jesus here at . That authority falls to our dear Pastor Zeke and the Senior staff.

              . . . . you are to be subservient to man until your one way E-ticket ride to Hell because of you no longer being needed upon earth! (Colossians 3:18)
              Your statement seems to suggest that I am to submit to earthly male authority rather than God. Just a gentle reminder, the Earth and all it contains will someday pass away, you are not God and I'm not going to Hell. . . No matter how hard you frown at me.


              I will continue my prayers for you.

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              His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

              Guns For God and the Economy

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              • #37
                Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                Romeo Rovagnati,

                YOUR QUOTE IN TELLING BDT THAT I AM NOT FOLLOWING JESUS' DOCTRINE!!!: " However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus."

                Romeo, you are going to have to tell me where I allegedly went astray! Therefore, give me examples, and be sure that you know Jesus is watching! (Hebrews 4:13)


                YOUR QUOTE: "And by the way, can you please explain what you mean in your signature with: My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.

                You obviously have never preached at a Nudest Camp, when they <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> day.

                At one Nudest Colony named "Northern Exposure" in the God forsaken state of Wyoming, they <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> name!




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                I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
                <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>> creation.



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                Last edited by Basilissa; 10-10-2021, 11:13 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus

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                • #38
                  Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

                  Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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                  Basilissa,

                  “I find more bitter than death the woman who is a snare, whose heart is a trap and whose hands are chains. The man who pleases God will escape her, but the sinner she will ensnare.” (Ecclesiastes 7:26)
                  Sweetie, you accuse me of being a snare, even though I have shown you nothing but endless patience.

                  Please ponder on this verse:

                  Proverbs 19:5 A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.

                  You accuse my heart of being a trap, which I suppose is a convoluted way of you saying that you are in love with me? I suppose I should be flattered, but you need to know that I am married, so you should not be coveting what is not yours:

                  Exodus 20:17 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's.

                  You accuse me of having chain-like hands - that is something that an angry lover might say. As we have never interacted outside of this forum, I ask you to ponder again on the verses provided above, and here is another one in the same venue:

                  Romans 13:9 For this, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not covet; and if there be any other commandment, it is briefly comprehended in this saying, namely, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself.

                  Dear, you still haven't addressed Jesus's inspired words saying that to please Him the man is to stay away from 2nd class women as explicitly shown within the scriptures.
                  The Scriptures (you should always capitalize the Holy Word of God) you provided refer to bad women - not to all women. I really don't care if you think I'm a snare - you aren't even a 3rd class citizen as far as Landover Baptist is concerned, so your opinions bother me about as much as those of slugs which I squash under my feet in the garden.

                  Don't think that Jesus is not watching you perform this type of Devil Speak, (Hebrews 4:13) and of which you will pay dearly upon Judgment Day for sure!
                  I am a True Christian™ and as such I am unable to do devil things. I am a Perfect Creature™:

                  1st John 3:6-9
                  6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
                  7 Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
                  8 He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
                  9 Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

                  Romans 8:33 Who shall lay any thing to the charge of God's elect? It is God that justifieth

                  Philippians 2:13 For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure.

                  1st John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.


                  Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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                  handmaiden,

                  YOUR UNGODLY QUOTE:
                  You are doing it again - you are accusing a Perfect Creature of being capable of doing something ungodly.

                  Your baseless, false accusations make Jesus weep.

                  Psalm 119:1-3
                  1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
                  2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
                  3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

                  1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

                  Acts 22:16 And now why tarriest thou? arise, and be baptized, and wash away thy sins, calling on the name of the Lord.

                  Romans 6:6-8
                  6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
                  7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
                  8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:

                  John 8:11 She said, No man, Lord. And Jesus said unto her, Neither do I condemn thee: go, and sin no more.

                  2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
                  God created fossils to test our faith.

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                  My favorite LBC sermons:
                  True Christians are Perfect!
                  True Christian™ Love.
                  Salvation™ made Easy!
                  You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                  Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                  Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                  Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                  Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                  The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                  Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                  God HATES Rational Thinking!
                  True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                  • #39
                    Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                    Basilissa,

                    YOUR WISHFUL THINKING QUOTE: “You accuse my heart of being a trap, which I suppose is a convoluted way of you saying that you are in love with me?”

                    I can’t tell you in how many times women have “come on to me” within my ministries for obvious reasons, and you are yet another hell bound women that has done so, whereas I will add YOU to the extensive and ever growing list.


                    Your long-winded “War and Peace” scripture responses to Ecclesiastes 7:26 are only nibbling at the passage in question to try and remove the outright direct words of Jesus in demeaning women in general. In essence, you are therefore showing the membership that our Bible contradicts itself with your half-baked passages in trying in vain to extinguish Ecclesiastes 7:26 which is outright BLASPHEME!!!

                    Basilissa, you are not understanding, nor accepting, your 2nd class woman position in the godly scheme of things as Jesus shows within the scriptures! Tell the membership in what part of this Jesus inspired passage don’t you understand? “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” (1 Timothy 2:12)

                    Within my thread of how a Christian man can find a wife, you have continued to exercise your “assumed” authority over my superior position of being a Christian man, whereas instead you are to remain QUIET! When you don’t follow 1 Timothy 2:12, where do you get the biblical authority as a 2nd class woman to usurp Jesus’ direct words in said passage? BLASPHEME!



                    “To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.” (Titus 2:5)




                    ____________________________________________

                    I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                    My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                    My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                    My Nudest Camp Ministry: With
                    <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>>on.



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                    • #40
                      Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                      Basilissa,

                      YOUR SATANIC ACTION HEREWITH TO MY POST #37: Last edited by Basilissa; 10-10-2021 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus

                      Regarding your despicable actions relative to eliminating my alleged statements that are not clean for our serial killer Jesus in my post #37 is outright ungodly! How dare you take such actions against me when I preach the true words of Jesus the Christ as explained?



                      In prayer with Jesus last night, and within the same vein that you did with me in editing my post, He told me to give you a test where He said to put forth the passage below that He inspired within the Bible to see if you ungodly remove certain phrases and words to this passage! Do you understand the subsequent outcomes for you if you do?!

                      Besides, no children below 18 should be admitted to Landover Baptist Church because of what is written within the Bible that is equal to, and surpasses this passage explicitly shown below!

                      “When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.*There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.*So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)

                      Remember dear, Jesus is watching you in what you may remove or edit to His inspired passage above! (Hebrews 4:13)

                      Basilissa, are you starting to smell sulfur?



                      "Neither was man created for woman, but woman for man." (1 Corinthians 11:9)



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                      I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                      My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                      My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                      My
                      <<<text unsuitable for the eyes of children, removed by a friendly moderator>>>creation.



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                      • #41
                        Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

                        Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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                        Your long-winded “War and Peace” scripture responses to Ecclesiastes 7:26 are only nibbling at the passage in question to try and remove the outright direct words of Jesus in demeaning women in general. In essence, you are therefore showing the membership that our Bible contradicts itself with your half-baked passages in trying in vain to extinguish Ecclesiastes 7:26 which is outright BLASPHEME!!!
                        Tommie, sweetie, where did I imply something like that?

                        Let's look at this verse color-coded:

                        Ecclesiastes 7:26 And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.

                        The author makes an analogy with death (in blue) to a very specific kind of a woman - the kind who traps sinners (as defined in red). Those loved by God are safe from her (in green), but the sinners will fall into her traps (in purple).

                        To accuse a True Christian™ woman of being anything like that is a grave offense, as exemplified in verses that I've helpfully provided above. (You would already have known them if you have ever read the Holy Bible, but that is the problem with cherry pickers like you, you never want to read the whole thing).

                        For your information, a True Christian™ woman is the kind of a woman described in great detail in the verses below. I highlighted in blue the one you really should ponder upon:

                        Proverbs 31:10-31:
                        10 Who can find a virtuous woman? for her price is far above rubies.
                        11 The heart of her husband doth safely trust in her, so that he shall have no need of spoil.
                        12 She will do him good and not evil all the days of her life.
                        13 She seeketh wool, and flax, and worketh willingly with her hands.
                        14 She is like the merchants' ships; she bringeth her food from afar.
                        15 She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens.
                        16 She considereth a field, and buyeth it: with the fruit of her hands she planteth a vineyard.
                        17 She girdeth her loins with strength, and strengtheneth her arms.
                        18 She perceiveth that her merchandise is good: her candle goeth not out by night.
                        19 She layeth her hands to the spindle, and her hands hold the distaff.
                        20 She stretcheth out her hand to the poor; yea, she reacheth forth her hands to the needy.
                        21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household: for all her household are clothed with scarlet.
                        22 She maketh herself coverings of tapestry; her clothing is silk and purple.
                        23 Her husband is known in the gates, when he sitteth among the elders of the land.
                        24 She maketh fine linen, and selleth it; and delivereth girdles unto the merchant.
                        25 Strength and honour are her clothing; and she shall rejoice in time to come.
                        26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness.
                        27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness.
                        28 Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
                        29 Many daughters have done virtuously, but thou excellest them all.
                        30 Favour is deceitful, and beauty is vain: but a woman that feareth the LORD, she shall be praised.
                        31 Give her of the fruit of her hands; and let her own works praise her in the gates.

                        Basilissa, you are not understanding, nor accepting, your 2nd class woman position in the godly scheme of things as Jesus shows within the scriptures! Tell the membership in what part of this Jesus inspired passage don’t you understand? “I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.” (1 Timothy 2:12)
                        Please throw away whatever abomination you are using and replace it with the King James Version!

                        1 Timothy 2:12 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.

                        Within my thread of how a Christian man can find a wife, you have continued to exercise your “assumed” authority over my superior position of being a Christian man, whereas instead you are to remain QUIET!
                        I am quiet, sweetie. Do you take me for one of them semi-illiterate folks who feel the need to mouth words which they are reading/writing?

                        I reassure you that I am perfectly quiet when I'm writing to you.

                        When you don’t follow 1 Timothy 2:12, where do you get the biblical authority as a 2nd class woman to usurp Jesus’ direct words in said passage? BLASPHEME!

                        “To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.” (Titus 2:5)
                        I am a very obedient wife, sweetie.

                        Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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                        Basilissa,

                        YOUR SATANIC ACTION HEREWITH TO MY POST #37: Last edited by Basilissa; 10-10-2021 at 04:13 PM. Reason: Keeping the forum Clean for Jesus

                        Regarding your despicable actions relative to eliminating my alleged statements that are not clean for our serial killer Jesus in my post #37 is outright ungodly! How dare you take such actions against me when I preach the true words of Jesus the Christ as explained?
                        Because you err:

                        James 5:19-20
                        19Brethren, if any of you do err from the truth, and one convert him;
                        20Let him know, that he which converteth the sinner from the error of his way shall save a soul from death, and shall hide a multitude of sins.

                        In prayer with Jesus last night, and within the same vein that you did with me in editing my post, He told me
                        Oh sweetie, whatever drugs you are on, you should stop. NOW! The voices you are hearing in your head are clearly demons!

                        Besides, no children below 18 should be admitted to Landover Baptist Church because of what is written within the Bible that is equal to, and surpasses this passage explicitly shown below!
                        You are in no position to decide who is and who isn't admitted to our Church, sweetie.
                        “When she carried on her prostitution openly and exposed her naked body, I turned away from her in disgust, just as I had turned away from her sister. Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt.*There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.*So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.” (Ezekiel 23:18-21)
                        What is horrible here is that you are misquoting the Bible, twisting its meaning. This is the passage in the KJV, as God dictated it:

                        Ezekiel 23:18-21
                        18 So she discovered her whoredoms, and discovered her nakedness: then my mind was alienated from her, like as my mind was alienated from her sister.
                        19 Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
                        20 For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
                        21 Thus thou calledst to remembrance the lewdness of thy youth, in bruising thy teats by the Egyptians for the paps of thy youth.

                        Basilissa, are you starting to smell sulfur?
                        Are you? With all the twisting of the Holy Word of God that you've been doing, your damnation seems sure.

                        Nonetheless, I will keep praying for you. That's how you know I'm a better person than you are, sweetie.
                        God created fossils to test our faith.

                        * * *

                        My favorite LBC sermons:
                        True Christians are Perfect!
                        True Christian™ Love.
                        Salvation™ made Easy!
                        You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                        Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                        Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                        Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                        Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                        The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                        Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                        God HATES Rational Thinking!
                        True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                        • #42
                          Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

                          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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                          Romeo Rovagnati,

                          YOUR QUOTE IN TELLING BDT THAT I AM NOT FOLLOWING JESUS' DOCTRINE!!!: " However, it is pretty clear that the Gospel you're preaching is not same as Jesus."

                          Romeo, you are going to have to tell me where I allegedly went astray! Therefore, give me examples, and be sure that you know Jesus is watching! (Hebrews 4:13)
                          I'll ignore the obscene comments about your perverted nudist activities.


                          You seem to forget that the Landover Baptist Church has condemned many times the hypocrisy of the Westboro Baptist Church, who is known for condemning Female Pastors and such, yet is very willing to let them preaching in public. If i remember correctly, the actual leader of that Calvinistic group is one of the daughter of Fred Phelps, their deceased founder. Here is their statement:


                          The passages in question are 1 Corinthians 14:34: "let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law"; and 1 Timothy 2:12: “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.” This commandment in the New Testament church of the Lord Jesus Christ is part of how we are distinguished as the Bride of Christ. The women of WBC keep silence in the church service, demonstrating that they recognize they are to be under obedience to either their father or (if married) their husband. This obedience to the authority constituted by God from the beginning is also demonstrated in the fact that the women of WBC do not cut their hair and while in the church service they have their heads covered (see 1 Corinthians 11:5-10). That passage shows how critical the matter of the woman's demonstrated submission to God's standard of authority (chain-of-command, if you will) inasmuch as it closes with "because of the angels". That is, this is a matter that goes (for the women who violate it and the men -- fathers or husbands -- who allow it) to the heart of what cast a full third of the created race of angels: pride-driven rebellion against God!
                          There is, as the great preacher Lemuel articulates at Ecclesiastes 3:7 "... A time to keep silence, and a time to speak;" when these women of WBC are not in the church service they understand, love, embrace, cherish, and make full proof of their ministry to their co-elect, their husbands, their children, and the reprobate world. They speak of God, His attributes, His commandments, His providence, His judgments, and that most glorious of things -- His return in power and glory! They speak because, like those whom Christ referenced at Luke 19:40, if they did not speak the very stones would immediately cry out!

                          Still i don't see any justification for their ways of preaching. If they want to be recognized as a valid Church, they should at least remove their Hyper-Calvinist doctrine and replace it with the Baptist doctrine.


                          But, returning to the argument. You seem to forget that sometimes women are needed to preach the Truth. An example is St. Martha, sister of St. Mary Magdalene, who went in France and preached the Gospel, while taming a Bowser-like monster named Tarrasque.


                          Another example would be the godly St. Therese d'Avila, who is known as one of the best intellectual in the Catholic Church and wrote many apologies to Christianity.


                          Also, the Italian state has no problem in having women teaching in Cathechism and Religion's Classes. Unfortunately, atheists declared an "Holy War" against God to replace the infallible teachings in schools by teachers that were chose directly by the Church.


                          I also have to suspect that you are hearing demons that decieve you into thinking it it is Jesus. I know that in the case of St. Joan of Arc it was actually angels, but in your case i would ask Jesus to give you a stigmata.


                          I'll pray for your health. And remember, don't make the same mistake that Jehovah Witnesses and similar movements does, by attempting to wrongly pronounce the Tetragram. Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI clearly warned the jews to that it violates the second commandment.

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                            Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                            Basilissa,

                            Your inept color-coded semantic sentence structuring to the verse in question shown below goes severely wanting, and what did I expect from a 2nd class woman as explained within the scriptures!

                            Ecclesiastes 7:26 "And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her."

                            Here, let Jesus and I easily school you once AGAIN in front of the MEN membership!


                            “And I find more bitter than death the woman,”

                            There is NO comma after "death" that you erroneously proposed, therefore the sentence continues with women in general, get it?


                            “whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands:”

                            Again, the sentence continues with women in general after the comma as they try to take over man’s superiority that goes against the scriptures!


                            “whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her;”

                            AGAIN, as the sentence in context continues, any man that wants to PLEASE JESUS is to escape from women in general, 2+2=4!


                            “but the sinner shall be taken by her.”

                            The sinner is a wimpy man that is [*** DISGUSTING POTTY LANGUAGE REMOVED BY DEDICATED MODERATOR ***], period!


                            Dear Basilissa, may I suggest that you take an online “Reading Comprehension Class” post haste so as to NOT slap Jesus in the face again by rewriting His direct and inspired words which is UNGODLY! “Every word of God proves true; he is a shield to those who take refuge in him. Do not add to his words, lest he rebuke you and you be found a liar.” (Proverbs 30:5-6)

                            For your convenience is a link below for you to bone up on understanding the English language, you can thank me later.

                            https://outschool.com/classes/readin...iAAEgLH2vD_BwE


                            I see that you remained SILENT to the fact that when you “came on to me,” as many women have done at my ministries, you didn't mention my advances in my post #39. Good girl, you will have to greave by yourself and in time you will heal from the fact that you just can't have me. A glimmer of hope is the fact that I did place you upon my “Women in Waiting List" where you may have a chance later on, where your number is 257 to be notified.



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                            I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                            My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                            My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                            My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.




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                            • #44
                              Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                              Basilissa,

                              YOUR COMING TO TERMS IN YOU BEING A 2ND CLASS WOMAN AS THE BIBLE SO STATES, PRAISE!:

                              “I am quiet, sweetie. Do you take me for one of them semi-illiterate folks who feel the need to mouth words which they are reading/writing? I reassure you that I am perfectly quiet when I'm writing to you.”

                              2. I am a very obedient wife, sweetie.


                              YOUR QUOTE IN NOT PROTECTING CHILDREN AT LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH RELATIVE TO EZEKIEL 23:18-21: “You are in no position to decide who is and who isn't admitted to our Church, sweetie.”

                              Therefore, you don’t find it necessary to keep “rug rats” from actually reading the REVEALING passage in question above?! Therefore, how many times did you read to your children or grand children this passage, especially explaining to them “whose issue is like the issue of horses?” HUH?

                              Furthermore, did you read to them where Jesus said to His creation to eat their children as He watched? “You shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.” (Leviticus 26:29)

                              I know, what did the children say when you read this passage to them: “Behold, I will rebuke your offspring, and spread dung on your faces, the dung of your offerings, and you shall be taken away with it.” (Malachi 2:3). “Grandma, when our ever loving and forgiving Jesus said to spread dung upon their faces, what did He mean?”

                              In the name of Jesus writing the above despicable statements that as a true Christian I have to accept, who do I speak to in order for curtain climbing kids not being able to be within LBC where they may come across such ungodly statements?!


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                              I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                              My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                              My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                              My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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                              • #45
                                Re: For Single Christian Men that are looking for a wife!

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                                Romeo Rovagnati,

                                Pertaining to your post #42 above, are you calling Jesus a LIAR when His direct and inspired words stated herewith: "The women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church." (1 Corinthians 14:34-35)

                                What the inspired by Jesus statements regarding women being silent in churches, can only mean that they are to be silent outside of churches as well relative to spreading the words of Jesus within the scriptures! I will pray for you tonight when I check in with Jesus in prayer, in that you will actually understand the passage in question above relating to the Bible 2nd class woman. You can thank me later.



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                                I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

                                My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

                                My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

                                My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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