How to Land a Good Husband

[Jimmy C Lombardo]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Alright Ive got one that all woman should understand. Dont fart in the presence of a man!!! Its the most unappealing thing a woman could ever do!

Once my woman tried to spice things up for dinner and cooked messican burritos. Later that night I swear that she woke the deviled eggs up! See when men fart it smells normal like air. Woman should love her mans gas cus it shows loyalty and commitment.

Needless to say, one whiff of my bomb makes Charleane faint from delight when she walks past. Gotta luv a gal like that.

[Nobar King]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

When your man's done mowing the lawn, don't ask him to do more chores. He may be ready for his nap.

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I am looking for a woman that will wash my feet daily. Also, I need a woman who will not interrupt when the men are talking!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

This thread will serve as a tool to help the single ladies of Landover land a good husband.

Here are a few tips to start. Please feel free to add your own suggestions. I'm sure the single ladies will appreciate it.

#1: Touch his arm when you are speaking to him. This will get his attention.

#2: Send him a random text message midday. A True Christian man will appreciate a special scripture quote.

#3: Ask him a question about something he knows a lot about (such JESUS or fixing cars or mowing the lawn)

#4: Give him a very specific compliment. Always make the compliment sincere.

(Telling a guy he's funny, handsome, or smart or extra GODLY is always appreciated but don't be too flirty, he will think you are a whore)

#5: Show off your cooking talents by baking him his favorite pie or a nice pot roast after Church on Sunday.

#6: Show off your cleaning abilities by cleaning his house on a weekly basis.

#7: Wash his feet like you would for JESUS.

Dating news flash: Guys like to show off for you. So if your True Christian gentleman could use an ego boost, there's nothing like letting him feel like an expert. Ask him about fishing, JESUS, how to BBQ the perfect pig -- whatever he's in to. Just remember to nod frequently and look really interested (but not like a whore).