[Leroy Llewelyn]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I really should direct my housekeeper and cook, sister Sarah, to this site for guidance. I allow her two hours a week of (filtered, of course!) Interweb access weekly. You pious ladies could certainly teach her a thing or two about ladylike behaviour!

I saved her young soul almost a decade ago from a house of debauchery. Under my strident ministrations she's almost completely cleansed the trollop taint from her embodiment.

I love your work for our Lord, ladies. <3

[Uranus]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

And smelling so foul he can identify your "essence" from across the room!

Are you looking for a wife???

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Don't embarrass your man - ever.

This includes speaking out of turn, dressing properly and your appearance.

And smelling so foul he can identify your "essence" from across the room!

[OliverAlanis]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Just ***highly suspicious link removed*** it! I am sure it will tell you all the qualities that makes a good husband.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Don't embarrass your man - ever.

This includes speaking out of turn, dressing properly and your appearance.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Nice topic! Thanks for the advice. However, I would rather say that don't wait or look for someone who is perfect for you rather make yourself a better person first and that right/better person will come to you.

However dear, looks are important. A man will want to know that his children will turn out well. And it is your job to keep him interested. Don't let your husband commit adultery because you did not stay pretty, keep the house nicely, and stay attractive to him. It's not vain, it's doing your job as your wife to be a helpmeet to your man.

[bettylicious07]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Nice topic! Thanks for the advice. However, I would rather say that don't wait or look for someone who is perfect for you rather make yourself a better person first and that right/better person will come to you.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

"Most sought after bachelor" in la la land = wife- / fiance-beating, racist loser. Quite the prize, indeed.

Goodness, are you jealous! Miss Johnson was led to an amazing, godly husband. And, don't call me jealous either, because I have my own man! Don't go around bashing people. Also, he is not "beating" anyone! These men are there to insure that us foolish women have a chance at Salvation. I am praying that Jesus will work through your stubborn, cold, stone-hard heart and that you will see His grace and mercy.


YiC,
Elizabeth

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

"Most sought after bachelor" in la la land = wife- / fiance-beating, racist loser. Quite the prize, indeed.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

SOOOOOO, Daisy Mae, how's that advise working out for you ?!

Are you kidding? Miss Johnson is engaged to be married to the most sought after bachelor this side of the Ubangi River!

[Bag of bad creepers]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

SOOOOOO, Daisy Mae, how's that advise working out for you ?!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

I've been trying to get them to realise women have rights for a while now but it's like banging your head against a wall. It's all about obscure bits of the Bible that they want to use to oppress their wives and female family members in this place.

That's where you keep messing up. Women have no rights. Men have few rights (like ruling over their wives, who are created to be help meets to them anyway; Genesis 3:16). What we do have is the privilege to serve our LORD and Master, Christ Jesus, the Only Begotten Son of God, Lamb of God, Light of the World. We don't even have the "right" to draw our next breath, let alone the "right" to do what we want! Why, what we want is naturally opposed to God's Will, that's why it's called Sin!

I pray one day the LORD will open your eyes and reveal Himself to you so you can feel guilty for all these attempts at drawing people away from Him before it's too late for you and those you try to dupe.

[Rev. Waynetta Kerr]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

My advice is to find someone who treats you as an equal (for example, by helping with housework), makes you feel loved, lets you know how special you are to him, has a kind and open heart, doesn't physically or mentally abuse you, listens to you, and is sexually compatible. If you have religious differences, might I suggest that you come together to a Unitarian church? We're open to all belief systems, as long as we believe in each other.

And then touch him and ask him about football or cars. After all, you need to let him know how special he is to you, too.

Wow! Where did you come from, honey? You're a bit out of touch with these dinosaurs.

I've been trying to get them to realise women have rights for a while now but it's like banging your head against a wall. It's all about obscure bits of the Bible that they want to use to oppress their wives and female family members in this place.

Jesus didn't treat women wrongly; He even had that nice Mary Magdalene wash his feet and she was the first person He showed Himself to as well.

[StarrKingGrad]

Re: How to Land a Good Husband

My advice is to find someone who treats you as an equal (for example, by helping with housework), makes you feel loved, lets you know how special you are to him, has a kind and open heart, doesn't physically or mentally abuse you, listens to you, and is sexually compatible. If you have religious differences, might I suggest that you come together to a Unitarian church? We're open to all belief systems, as long as we believe in each other.

And then touch him and ask him about football or cars. After all, you need to let him know how special he is to you, too.