[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man

Asians aren't gay.

Really? Well better rethink that pal because I spend a huge amount of time ministering to slants over in their home "countries" and I can tell you from personal experience that there are plenty of queers over there. The truth is, jap men are so effeminate that no one can tell the difference between the men and the women.

[Timofey]

Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man

The homer! above protests way too much.

Also, give Snottyduck his gasmask back

Shakespeare! Nice touch Sister SUV!

[SUV]

Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man

Shakespeare! Nice touch Sister SUV!

Bless you, Brother!

I do feel sad about Snottyduck's gasmask, though. I think that "now it belongs to the ages"

[Nighthawk]

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These ones apply to me!!

3) Feigning attention in church and prayer groups

4) Overly fastidious about his appearance and the home

5) Gym membership but no interest in sports

7) Strange sexual demands

9) Travels frequently to big cities or Asia

11) Sassy, sarcastic and ironic around his friends

Does this mean that I'm gay and don't know it?!?!

[Bobby-Joe]

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Does this mean that I'm gay and don't know it?!?!

Friend,

You know the truth, why are you lying about it?

[Nighthawk]

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Friend,

You know the truth, why are you lying about it?

Because I like girls so much...

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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Because I like girls so much...

It appears that you fit the criteria quite well and that you claim to like women because you secretly(though nothing is secret from the Lord) want to be one.

Romans

1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

Sounds like you know that you are one.

And how do we know this? The bible says that they can be revealed to us by the Spirit.

1 Corinthians

2:13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

[Nighthawk]

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It appears that you fit the criteria quite well and that you claim to like women because you secretly(though nothing is secret from the Lord) want to be one.

Romans

1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;

Sounds like you know that you are one.

And how do we know this? The bible says that they can be revealed to us by the Spirit.

1 Corinthians

2:13 Which things also we speak, not in the words which man's wisdom teacheth, but which the Holy Ghost teacheth; comparing spiritual things with spiritual. 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

My brain hurts. I don't speak jibberish...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man

My brain hurts. I don't speak jibberish...

You're a drunken irish witch. Of course you speak jibberish.

[godskatie]

Re: FINALLY! 15 homo signs every wife should look for in her "man

And OBVIOUSLY, Irish people are homos. Especially if they're drunk. Well, anyone who drinks has the potential of looking at a man in a flirtatious way, deciding to wear more tight, "trendy clothes", and talk to younger, sassier men more often. OBVIOUSLY, Irish men drink A LOT, and are therefore gay.

[InHisGlory]

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And OBVIOUSLY, Irish people are homos. Especially if they're drunk. Well, anyone who drinks has the potential of looking at a man in a flirtatious way, deciding to wear more tight, "trendy clothes", and talk to younger, sassier men more often. OBVIOUSLY, Irish men drink A LOT, and are therefore gay.

That's quite an amount of sarcasm for unsaved trash such as yourself. Mind your tongue and keep it in your head, lest some crows pluck it off.

America's values have been corrupted by the queer sensationalist media. Being a queer is taken with a grain of salt when it should provoke the wrath of the townspeople. What happened to the hangings and the stonings? People used to live for hundreds of years before sin came into the world. Queers are, in effect, killing us prematurely through their sin. Still feel like being sassy and dizzy-headed?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

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My brain hurts. I don't speak jibberish...

Well, let me clarify that for you. The Lord does not approve of men dressing in women's attire! You made this evident in your #5.

Deuteronomy
22:5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Zaphaniah
1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

[Nighthawk]

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You're a drunken irish witch. Of course you speak jibberish.

My dear pastor, you're confused. I'm stone sober- usually- and of Scots descent; not Irish. A lot of people do think the kilt is an Irish garment, but in truth, it originated with the warrior tribes of the Scottish Highlands. The Irish wore a knee length tunic called a leine, which was typically made of linen, as opposed to the kilt, which is made of wool. The leine was sometimes pleated, but most often didn't have enough material, and was just belted at the waist, again differing dramatically from the kilt, which has 8-9 yards of cloth and is always, as matter of practicality owing to the sheer volume of cloth, pleated. The leine was also typically dyed saffron orange, which is a color very similar to a rust red. The kilt is typically, but not always, made from tartan (what North Americans incorrectly refer to as plaid) but are also frequently made from tweeds or solid colors as well. (I'm an historical reenactor. My natural inclination is to teach, so you'll have to excuse this short lecture.) As an aside on tartans, each one has a specific meaning. The one I was wearing in my introductory picture is the official state tartan of Colorado, and identifies me as a Coloradoan, which is what the original tartans were- regional. The modern system of clan tartans dates only to the Victorian period. Regional tartans are much more historical.

Well, let me clarify that for you. The Lord does not approve of men dressing in women's attire! You made this evident in your #5.

Deuteronomy
22:5The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Zaphaniah
1:8 And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.

Oh good! I don't approve of men wearing women's attire, either. It's an attempt at deception, as far as I can tell. Now... I just don't see your point.

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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My dear pastor, you're confused. I'm stone sober- usually- and of Scots descent; not Irish. A lot of people do think the kilt is an Irish garment, but in truth, it originated with the warrior tribes of the Scottish Highlands. The Irish wore a knee length tunic called a leine, which was typically made of linen, as opposed to the kilt, which is made of wool. The leine was sometimes pleated, but most often didn't have enough material, and was just belted at the waist, again differing dramatically from the kilt, which has 8-9 yards of cloth and is always, as matter of practicality owing to the sheer volume of cloth, pleated. The leine was also typically dyed saffron orange, which is a color very similar to a rust red. The kilt is typically, but not always, made from tartan (what North Americans incorrectly refer to as plaid) but are also frequently made from tweeds or solid colors as well. (I'm an historical reenactor. My natural inclination is to teach, so you'll have to excuse this short lecture.) As an aside on tartans, each one has a specific meaning. The one I was wearing in my introductory picture is the official state tartan of Colorado, and identifies me as a Coloradoan, which is what the original tartans were- regional. The modern system of clan tartans dates only to the Victorian period. Regional tartans are much more historical.



Oh good! I don't approve of men wearing women's attire, either. It's an attempt at deception, as far as I can tell. Now... I just don't see your point.

Well, OK, I found in Facebook that Renessance thing you mentioned and I 'liked' because I find it so funny all big growed men in eskirts!

Is a little gay this, ¿No?

YIC, Mari

[Nighthawk]

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Well, OK, I found in Facebook that Renessance thing you mentioned and I 'liked' because I find it so funny all big growed men in eskirts!

Is a little gay this, ¿No?

YIC, Mari

Well, my dear, it's not at all gay wen said skirt is, in fact, a kilt.