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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #16
    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

    The second one is lovely! A Bride Cozy!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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    • tLakota
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2007
      • 206

      #17
      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

      That was posted as a joke! It's made of royal icing! Don't wear that to your wedding lest it fall off or crack and you be naked, ladies. Not to mention, it's intricate, but it's not 'pretty'. People will say, 'What's that pile of icing?' Rather than saying, 'Oh, look at the bride, she's so pretty in that.'
      Willpower rules the world.

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      • Justina Thyme
        Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2007
        • 1718

        #18
        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

        Appropriate:




        Inappropriate:

        Last edited by Justina Thyme; 06-20-2008, 09:25 PM.
        Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

        1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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        Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

          Originally posted by Lumpy View Post

          The word means sans clothing.
          Only if you're a witch.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Converter
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            • Jun 2008
            • 37

            #20
            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

            Mrs. Thyme, I can't get your attachments to work.

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            • Justina Thyme
              Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2007
              • 1718

              #21
              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

              Originally posted by Converter View Post
              Mrs. Thyme, I can't get your attachments to work.

              My apologies, Converter; they were working fine before...
              Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

              1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

              A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
              Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

              LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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              • Justina Thyme
                Exposing DEMONS for Jesus
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2007
                • 1718

                #22
                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                My apologies, Converter, they were working before:

                Appropriate:

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                Inappropriate:

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                This should do it.
                Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

                1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

                A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
                Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

                LANDOVER BAPTIST DEMON HUNTING PERMIT #00666-27

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                • Converter
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                  • Jun 2008
                  • 37

                  #23
                  Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                  Oh my.

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                  • Glendora Christianson
                    Spiritual Mother of LBC
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 2329

                    #24
                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                    A sure fire way to get stoned...
                    Attached Files
                    Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                    • Daisy Mae Johnson
                      The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                      Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                      aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 15708

                      #25
                      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                      Originally posted by Justina Thyme View Post
                      My apologies, Converter, they were working before:

                      Inappropriate:

                      [ATTACH]5518[/ATTACH]

                      This should do it.
                      She's a depraved jungle bunny.... we can't be surprised.

                      Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.
                      Last edited by Daisy Mae Johnson; 06-30-2008, 11:30 AM.
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                      • Father Maurice Lester
                        Ring-kissing Papist dog
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3366

                        #26
                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                        Originally posted by Converter View Post
                        Mrs. Thyme, I can't get your attachments to work.
                        Change the battery.





                        As for any type of ostentatious costume display, Church is clearly not the place or time.



                        Bless you, my meek-challenged misinformed,
                        Father Mo





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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
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                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #27
                          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                          Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
                          As for any type of ostentatious costume display, Church is clearly not the place or time.
                          .
                          I agree wholeheartedly.





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                          • Adillea
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 6

                            #28
                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            She's a depraved jungle bunny.... we can't be surprised.

                            Worthless, utterly worthless. Still they want a formal wedding. No wonder they are still considered chimps. A proper human would never expect a formal wedding in white while knocked up..... I know nigroes don't know any better but still....I'm offended and disgusted.
                            Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?

                            To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...

                            Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?

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                            • LovingAgnostic
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1

                              #29
                              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                              Originally posted by Adillea View Post
                              Umm...that's a bit extreme...isn't it?

                              To say the n word and to say that they don't know any better...it's a bit...racist...

                              Hmm...would black be too extreme for a wedding dress?
                              Well I would say black is too extreme. Black is something you'd wear to a funeral. I would say Light colors, or bright colors something that screams celebration like bright red, soft pink, light green, maybe light or bright yellow, or baby blue...usually pastels or really bright/loud colors. unless you want to do traditional and go white. =D but black is just too extreme. You'd want to be extremely happy not acting like it's a death sentence

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                              • Adillea
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 6

                                #30
                                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                I'm thinking of using the purple one...it's completely made out of condoms...so we'll be safe ^^

                                then again...there's this one ^^

                                or one made of baloons ^^

                                I like this one...it has a cross ^^

                                this'll be the one I use if I do go with white though.

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