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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #1

    Wedding Dress DO'S & DONT'S

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  • Daisy Mae Johnson
    The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
    Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
    aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15708

    #2
    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S

    DO'S

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    • Old Iron Crotch
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      • May 2007
      • 3056

      #3
      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

      Wedding attire should be whatever the bride and groom wish to wear. I once attended a weeding where the bride, the groom, and several of the guests were skyclad.
      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
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        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
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        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

        Lumpy, nothing surprises me about you anymore, except of course when you say something insightful. I suppose that you find even this to be acceptable:
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        • Converter
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          • Jun 2008
          • 37

          #5
          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

          Isn't "SkyClad" a computer company?

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          • Old Iron Crotch
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            • May 2007
            • 3056

            #6
            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            Lumpy, nothing surprises me about you anymore, except of course when you say something insightful. I suppose that you find even this to be acceptable:
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            The big flowers in the hair are a bit over the top.
            Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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            • Old Iron Crotch
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              • May 2007
              • 3056

              #7
              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

              Originally posted by Converter View Post
              Isn't "SkyClad" a computer company?

              Not that I know of.

              The word means sans clothing.
              Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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              • SUV
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                The Driving Force behind RA12
                Have at it, anytime!
                • Sep 2006
                • 11027

                #8
                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                The word means sans clothing.
                And I bet that kind of a dress is full of ticks and chiggers too

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                • Bobby-Joe
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                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                  Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                  Not that I know of.

                  The word means sans clothing.
                  Did you also chop the heads off the groom's enemies in fine pagan tradition?

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                  • Converter
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                    • Jun 2008
                    • 37

                    #10
                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                    No, they eat them still attached.
                    So is my understanding.

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                    • Old Iron Crotch
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                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #11
                      Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                      Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                      Did you also chop the heads off the groom's enemies in fine pagan tradition?

                      Don't be ridiculous. Who invites their enemies to their wedding?
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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                      • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                        • May 2008
                        • 13996

                        #12
                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                        Originally posted by Lumpy View Post
                        Don't be ridiculous. Who invites their enemies to their wedding?
                        Well, Samuel invited parts of his enemies to his daughter's wedding. Sort of.

                        1 Samuel 18:27
                        Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.


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                        • tLakota
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                          • Dec 2007
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                          #13
                          Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                          Ha! This thread looks like fun!
                          DO:


                          PLEASE!!!!! DON'T:
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                            • Jun 2008
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                            The sleeves on the first look a bit short and the front's cut a bit low, I think.

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                            • tLakota
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 206

                              #15
                              Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                              I think the sleeves are at t-shirt length, which is appropriate. And if you don't have a tendency to lust after people, the cut is just fine.
                              Willpower rules the world.

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