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  • DogSpitAsshatBitch
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • May 2008
    • 691
    #61
    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

    Originally posted by Tinkerbell View Post
    No, Wolfspirit. They are just brainwashed. They aren't crazy. I've seen crazy.

    Yeah you are right about that.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775
        #62
        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

        Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.




        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29445
            #63
            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

            For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Holly Graham
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2013
                • 348
                #64
                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                For the love of Jesus ladies, please have a check list prepared and verified. You have no idea how many weddings I have attended where the bride, in her excitement to finally have a man agree to tolerate her existence, has forgotten to put on her underwear. I really am tired of checking the bride and her bridesmaids (even the occassional mother of the bride).
                Amen, Brother. And checking all the women must really get old! I'm sure not many True Christian men would be willing to take on your task.

                Bless you for your diligence!

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                  • Holly Graham
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2013
                    • 348
                    #65
                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    Now that it's Spring Time again, and Wedding Bells can be heard in the minds of brides-to-be everywhere, let's keep in mind that your Special Day need not be gag-worthy. For example, I know a lot of deluded people are cheering on the sodomites these days and encouraging them to get so-called "married," but let's keep in mind, even a faggot ought not wear a wedding dress. Not even manly Sean Connery can pull it off.
                    AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.
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                      • Johny Joe Hold
                        Mayor of Freehold
                         
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 12391
                        #66
                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                        Originally posted by Holly Gram View Post
                        AMEN, Sister!! And let us not forget the homo Dennis Rodman's dress. He is the athletic homer's hero, I'm sure.
                        It just occurred to me, if there are going to be sodomite weddings, I hope Dennis Rodman marries the fat kid in North Korea.
                        Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Mary Thompson
                            True Christian Lady™, Certified Best Friend of Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2013
                            • 653
                            #67
                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                            When I was reading the Bible this morning, I came across a verse that should impact a bride's choice on her wedding dress:
                            1 Timothy 2: 9

                            Which means no pearls, no gold and no costly array and for the dress to be modest.
                            Thinking of Abortion?
                            That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
                            Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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                              • Didymus Much
                                Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 14076
                                #68
                                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                Question for the OP (sweet Miss Daisy-Mae): Do you have any advice for keeping moths out of wedding dresses that have been in storage for extended periods due to the potential groom being busy or *cough* "otherwise occupied"? I figure you've been waiting on Zeke for what, nine years now I believe, so you must have done something. Thanks.

                                Does it still even fit?

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                                  • HaleyWestern
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    • Jul 2013
                                    • 2
                                    #69
                                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                    My wedding dress for the fall looks very similar to this one.

                                    The only difference is that the back isn't low. No wedding dress or dress of any kind should have a low back! Ladies please cover yourselves!

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                                      • Paragon of virtue
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                        • Jan 2013
                                        • 547
                                        #70
                                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                        Looking over the thread I would have to say that the number 1 "Do" would be "Do make sure that the person wearing the wedding dress is a woman!"

                                        Welcome to the dystopian present that is Obama's America...hope your happy libtards!

                                        Proverbs 14:34
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                                          • Malencia
                                            Unsaved trash, Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore
                                            • Feb 2013
                                            • 26
                                            #71
                                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                            Beach wedding dresses are always pretty cute

                                            But if the wedding has to be held inside for whatever reason (usually weather related), then maybe a full-length gown would be more appropriate

                                            Gorgeous!

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                                              • Jack O'fagan
                                                With faith as immovable as the Earth
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 4836
                                                #72
                                                Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                                I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.

                                                I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.

                                                YIC

                                                Jack.
                                                Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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                                                I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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                                                  • Esther B.
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • Sep 2012
                                                    • 575
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                                    Those dresses are quite pretty, especially the last one. If those last 2 came in white, they'd make even lovelier wedding dresses. Of course, the 2nd to last one might need a jacket or something for a little extra modesty.
                                                    And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
                                                    Deuteronomy 6.5

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                                                      • Malencia
                                                        Unsaved trash, Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore
                                                        • Feb 2013
                                                        • 26
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                                        Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                                                        I notice they are not wearing white. Are they typical atheist whores? Denying Christ's sacrifice so they can rut like beasts of the field. I couldn't stand the idea of my wife previously being with a multitude of other men, maybe two at a time, penetrating her in every way imaginable for hour upon hour while she begs for more. It makes me feel funny just thinking about it.

                                                        I'm so glad we are both Christians and these sort of sordid fantasies about past experiences do not even enter our minds. Disgusting.

                                                        YIC

                                                        Jack.
                                                        I was thinking more of the overall design of the gown than the actual colors (although the colors are gorgeous)... and I'm not sure how you can get "rut like beasts of the field" or someone's religious background from their choice of gown.
                                                        There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress...

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                                                          • Paragon of virtue
                                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                            • Jan 2013
                                                            • 547
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: Wedding Dress DONT'S & DO'S

                                                            QUOTE=Malencia
                                                            There are plenty of people who wear white on their wedding day who are not virgins, These women would be liars. They are deceiving their husbands and building their house on the sand. Revelation 21:8, Matthew 7:26 and there are those who are virgins but prefer a different color dress...and these women clearly haven't fully submitted to their husbands and they are going to bring shame to both him and his family. Ephesians 5:22, Proverbs 12:4. A potential husband may want to think twice if his potential wife decides to shame him in such a manner 2 Corinthians 6:14. If he does decide to pursue the marriage, I would suggest that he, at minimum, give his fiance a disciplinary spanking--possibly with assistance from his parents. He should also notify the father of his fiance (even if he has decided against the marriage), who should then also spank the wayward girl until she becomes a wife worth having. Hebrews 12:11

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