[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Could you not have googled what an icelandic flag looks like?
its red white and blue, so you got the right colors at least =P

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
   not true, Icelanders are mostly christian.
   Religions:
   
   Lutheran Church of Iceland 80.7%, Roman Catholic Church 2.5%, Reykjavik Free Church 2.4%, Hafnarfjorour Free Church 1.6%, other religions 3.6%, unaffiliated 3%, other or unspecified 6.2% (2006 est.) source-
   

   https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/ic.html

   
   
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
   or its on a sliding plate thing through the country.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
   really- the greeks got hit worse then us..
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
   Actually, she is not the most famous iceland, but she is the most known icelander outside of iceland. in iceland, the most famous is bubbi morthens, a christian, and a folk singer.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
   Actually, their is a president that has more power then the prime minister- but without having to deal with parliament
   everything needs to be passed by him. he dose not have to sign off on it, but he can VETO it.
   
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
   We beat the british in the 3 cod wars. and we have a very powerfull coast guard.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
   
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
   
   We also belive in 13 Santa clauses that one of which eats bad children who do not listen to their parents.
   
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
   lol, erected- penis museum, thats a funny pun!
   Realy, its a torrest attraction, many americans go their
   

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

LOL OMG!!! where did you get theis facts?

could you atleast use real facts? i mean please?

I have bolded and italicized my responses


Lol you guys are very funny.
Thanks for the laugh.

also sorry for my poor english, i failed english class in school.

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Peace out, the icelander!

[Nobar King]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I have bolded and italicized my responses

That's not how you do it so I didn't read it.

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

That's not how you do it so I didn't read it.

thats how they do it in every other forum in the world.. but if you want to be diffrent, ill make it better =)

Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Could you not have googled what an icelandic flag looks like?
its red white and blue, so you got the right colors at least =P

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
   not true, Icelanders are mostly christian.
   Religions:
   
   Lutheran Church of Iceland 80.7%, Roman Catholic Church 2.5%, Reykjavik Free Church 2.4%, Hafnarfjorour Free Church 1.6%, other religions 3.6%, unaffiliated 3%, other or unspecified 6.2% (2006 est.) source-
   https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...k/geos/ic.html
   
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
   or its on a sliding plate thing through the country.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
   really- the greeks got hit worse then us..
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
   Actually, she is not the most famous iceland, but she is the most known icelander outside of iceland. in iceland, the most famous is bubbi morthens, a christian, and a folk singer.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
   Actually, their is a president that has more power then the prime minister- but without having to deal with parliament
   everything needs to be passed by him. he dose not have to sign off on it, but he can VETO it.
   
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
   We beat the british in the 3 cod wars. and we have a very powerfull coast guard.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
   
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
   
   We also belive in 13 Santa clauses that one of which eats bad children who do not listen to their parents.
   
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
   lol, erected- penis museum, thats a funny pun!
   Realy, its a torrest attraction, many americans go their
   

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.


LOL OMG!!! where did you get theis facts?

could you atleast use real facts? i mean please?

I have bolded and italicized my responses


Lol you guys are very funny.
Thanks for the laugh.

also sorry for my poor english, i failed english class in school.

-----------------------------------------------------------

Peace out, the icelander!

About the flag---Could you not have googled what an icelandic flag looks like?
its red white and blue, so you got the right colors at least =P

1.not true, Icelanders are mostly christian.
Religions:

Lutheran Church of Iceland 80.7%, Roman Catholic Church 2.5%, Reykjavik Free Church 2.4%, Hafnarfjorour Free Church 1.6%, other religions 3.6%, unaffiliated 3%, other or unspecified 6.2% (2006 est.) source-
https://www.cia.gov/library/publicat...k/geos/ic.html

2.or its on a sliding plate thing through the country.

3.really- the greeks got hit worse then us..

4.Actually, she is not the most famous iceland, but she is the most known icelander outside of iceland. in iceland, the most famous is bubbi morthens, a christian, and a folk singer.

5.Actually, their is a president that has more power then the prime minister- but without having to deal with parliament
everything needs to be passed by him. he dose not have to sign off on it, but he can VETO it.

6. We beat the british in the 3 cod wars. and we have a very powerfull coast guard.

7. Belive what you want on that...

8.We also belive in 13 Santa clauses that one of which eats bad children who do not listen to their parents.

9. lol, erected- penis museum, thats a funny pun!
Realy, its a torrest attraction, many americans go their

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

LOL OMG!!! where did you get theis facts?

could you atleast use real facts? i mean please?

Hello fagman. Are you trying to tell us that these are not facts?

Lol you guys are very funny.
Thanks for the laugh.

Did you register here to actually say something or did you just come here to mock our faith?

also sorry for my poor english, i failed english class in school.

Yes, there's no doubt about that. That's what happens when children don't receive proper Christian education in their schools.

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hello fagman. Are you trying to tell us that these are not facts?

Did you register here to actually say something or did you just come here to mock our faith?

Yes, there's no doubt about that. That's what happens when children don't receive proper Christian education in their schools.

did you guys even read my responses?


where did you get your facts?

thats all i wish to know, i myself am christan, i belive in god, but i wish to know where you got what you all call facts, for a im a failry resanable person =)

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

also may i ask how you heard of the penis musiem?

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

did you guys even read my responses?

Yes.

where did you get your facts?

From the Holy Bible KJV1611.

i myself am christan, i belive in god

Believing in a god does not make you a Christian. You sound pretty much like a false Christian to me.

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes.

From the Holy Bible KJV1611.

Believing in a god does not make you a Christian. You sound pretty much like a false Christian to me.

i may be a false christian in your mind, but i am a true christian in my mind...

also,.. please SHOW ME where in the bible you got your facts.

Thank you

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

i may be a false christian in your mind, but i am a true christian in my mind...

Jesus does not care whether you think you're a True Christian™. If you don't follow the entire Bible KJV1611 he will send you hell whether you like it or not.

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

also,.. please SHOW ME where in the bible you got your facts.

Thank you

1 Timothy 1:9-10:
Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers, For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

so this guy is in iceland?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJXR4s_BJuw

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

<a satanic diagram>

Do you have anything to say or are you only here to mock Jesus?

We don't care about your insults. The more you persecute us, the closer we are to the kingdom of heaven. Shout Glory!

Matthew 5:10:
Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.

[factman]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall. Just go and get banned already.

[TheAwesome]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. FactMan, I love you. Good man.

You guys are funny. And, yes, I also claim to be a Christian. I'm pentecostal though. So, you probably think I'm going to hell automatically too. But, I just want to say that this is a really funny post. Now, you said that you get your facts from the Bible, so do I . But, there is nowhere in the Bible that says Iceland has a 'Penis Museum'. That you have to do some research to find that. I would love to see a website that gives you all of your information, I too want to spot out heathens. But, see you want to spot them out to curse them and keep them away from society. I want to spot them out to bring them in and make them part of God's working body. Doesn't that make more sense?

Anyways, maybe you guys should take a missions trip to Iceland and start converting people. But, you will probably end up slapping them and get arrested. But, back to the point:

If you seriously believe that Hell is in the Earth and Iceland is closes, then you are pretty ignorant. Some place like Death Valley would be the closes. And, did you know that Sweden actually has more atheist than Iceland?

Your ignorance humors me, it really does. While on another part, it makes me mad. I can not tolerate the ignorance people spew from their mouths. You say that Lutherans are hell-bound. Let me tell you something; the Lutheran church broke off from the Catholic church because they were becoming corrupt and making peopel pay to have their sins forgiven. Did you know that every form of Christianity today(besides Catholicism) is branched off from Lutheran? So, that means that Baptism would be a branch from Lutheran, so you would also be hell-bound. The big problem with people now is that they are ignorant, you don't think before you speak. Post-modernism isn't just in the world, it's in your church.