[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!

The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

It´s ok to have opinion on things, including countries. But the least one can do, is having the facts right, wouldn´t you agree?

[Thorjohn]

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It´s ok to have opinions on things, including countries, but the least one can do, is to have the facts right, wouldn´t you guys agree?

As an Icelander, I would love to have some discussions wiht you people about God, but when I read this text, by Rev. Osborne, only one word comes to mind: Bull...

And I also smile when I see this gigantic Norweigian flag...

[Thorjohn]

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Condemn all you want. We will be sitting in our skyboxes enjoying good life in Heaven and being served by angels, watching you burning in Hell, having your thumbs screwed of your hands, your tallywhacker grilled and eaten by a rabid hellhound, while at the same time demons with barbed tallywhackers brutally desecrate your behind. We don't care in the slightest what you think of all that.

One question, truly from my heart: Why this urge to watch the damned in Hell? Wouldn´t you rather be joining the richness of Heaven?

[Thorjohn]

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Why do so many Christians have this urge to watch other people suffer in Hell? I´ve heard many Christians talk about this, and it gives me the creepes.

I used to be a drug addict, but have been free for more than a decade now. The last thing I would do, is to go back on the streets to watch other drug addict suffer.

Why should anyone want to see other people suffer? The only answer is revenge of some kind...

[James Dewitt]

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Why do so many Christians have this urge to watch other people suffer in Hell? I´ve heard many Christians talk about this, and it gives me the creepes.

I used to be a drug addict, but have been free for more than a decade now. The last thing I would do, is to go back on the streets to watch other drug addict suffer.

Why should anyone want to see other people suffer? The only answer is revenge of some kind...

Why do you hate Jesus?

[BenBrockey]

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I heard that Thorjohn hates jesus because jesus called Thorjohn's mum fat. I mean, wouldn't you hate someone if they called your mum fat?

I would.

[Brother Enoch]

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I heard that Thorjohn hates jesus because jesus called Thorjohn's mum fat. I mean, wouldn't you hate someone if they called your mum fat?

I would.

I'd never call your mum fat, however the last time she was at the beach Greenpeace tried to tow her back into the ocean.

[Thorjohn]

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Why do you hate Jesus?

I do not hate Jesus. Why on earth should I do that? And I do not hate Christians either. Must admit that I find their ideas about Heaven and Hell strange at times, but I do not hate them.

Neither do I hate USA in general. I´ve read your history, and sometimes feel sad for what it has become at times. Imagine Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison and Monroe, if they could see what has become of their dream - all the blood they sacrificed...

[Bobby-Joe]

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I do not hate Jesus. Why on earth should I do that? And I do not hate Christians either. Must admit that I find their ideas about Heaven and Hell strange at times, but I do not hate them.

So there is no hate when you iceberg trotters strap some Christian down to a stone tallywacker and cut out their heart for Woton? What is this, a Scandinavian idea of a prank?

Neither do I hate USA in general. I´ve read your history, and sometimes feel sad for what it has become at times. Imagine Washington, Adams, Jefferson, Madison and Monroe, if they could see what has become of their dream - all the blood they sacrificed...

While I am sure that dirty filthy hippy Jefferson would be wallowing in the blood of aborted babies I am sure Washington and Adams would be shocked by the permissiveness of society (you do know Adams was from Boston?)

[Thorjohn]

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So there is no hate when you iceberg trotters strap some Christian down to a stone tallywacker and cut out their heart for Woton? What is this, a Scandinavian idea of a prank?

While I am sure that dirty filthy hippy Jefferson would be wallowing in the blood of aborted babies I am sure Washington and Adams would be shocked by the permissiveness of society (you do know Adams was from Boston?)

Yeas, I know Adams came from Massachusetts. And thanks to Jefferson (among others) you can all practice your faith in peace.

There is no hate in me. We have an expression in Icelandic: "Hatrið fer verst með þann sem hatar," meaning: The one who suffers most from hatred is the one who hates.

[Nobar King]

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There is no hate in me. We have an expression in Icelandic: "Hatrið fer verst með þann sem hatar," meaning: The one who suffers most from hatred is the one who hates.

I have a tough time believing that. Sure, it's a nice quote, but the person who says that he REALLY doesn't hate ANYTHING at ALL is probably hiding something.

I had an ice jam back up into my eaves this winter. It caused some leaking inside and I am worried about the damage it might have caused. I HATE that. I hate that I worry about it and I hate the fact that the stupid contractors who built this place didn't make it waterproof in the first place. I'll add to that that I hate contractors who CUT CORNERS even though I am willing to pay for them to do it right the first time.

I don't believe in the doctrine of 'no hate'. If you try to stifle your emotions then you have no capacity to love, either.

C'mon, kid, you must hate something. What if your xBox got the RROD? How about cancer? Doesn't EVERYONE hate that?

[Thorjohn]

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I have a tough time believing that. Sure, it's a nice quote, but the person who says that he REALLY doesn't hate ANYTHING at ALL is probably hiding something.

I had an ice jam back up into my eaves this winter. It caused some leaking inside and I am worried about the damage it might have caused. I HATE that. I hate that I worry about it and I hate the fact that the stupid contractors who built this place didn't make it waterproof in the first place. I'll add to that that I hate contractors who CUT CORNERS even though I am willing to pay for them to do it right the first time.

I don't believe in the doctrine of 'no hate'. If you try to stifle your emotions then you have no capacity to love, either.

C'mon, kid, you must hate something. What if your xBox got the RROD? How about cancer? Doesn't EVERYONE hate that?

Well, arn´t you devaluating the word by using it like you do? There is a big difference between anger and hatred, isn´t it? Sure, I get angry at times, I am a single father of three boys, five, six and eight, and they sometimes drive the old man to anger. But do I hate them? Never...

[Nobar King]

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Just wait until the youngest is fourteen and then come back here and tell me that.

[Thorjohn]

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Just wait until the youngest is fourteen and then come back here and tell me that.

[James Hutchins]

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You laugh now. I have a bit over thirty children. Most are married now. It was not until the youngest was 15 or so that I was able to have him manages the little ones. But now they all do work on the farm. Now I get the chuckle.