[Blubbereater]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

This might explain why prostitution and children in TV series dressed like whores are so common in Iceland.

If you are referring to Lazytown then you should now that's the British version. If you'd look at the Icelandic version (not the translated version) then you get a whole other picture.

And Iceland is the best country in the world. 99% are christian and are the purest Aryan race left.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Does anyone have any tips on how best to turn from the path of homosexual man-raping ways all of us icelanders are on right now, like the first steps on how to break the habit and whatnot.

Sure. First you have to smash your balls with a hammer to get rid of evil urges.

Your obsession with porn is getting the better of you. To make sure you stop staring at porn you now have to poke your own eyes out! The Bible is very clear on that: Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire". Since you can still see porn with one eye, you will have to poke both of them out.

You are probably also an obsessive compulsive masturbator. The Bible is very clear on what you have to do about that. You have to rent a chainsaw and remove your hand! Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched". To be on the safe side you might want to remove both hands.

After after you poked your eyes out and removed your hands you have to start reading your KJV1611 Holy Bible to prevent eternal damnation to hell .

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And Iceland is the best country in the world. 99% are christian and are the purest Aryan race left.

So you are racists and false Christians. Have fun in hell .

[Blubbereater]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

So you are racists and false Christians. Have fun in hell .

I'm not christian. Religions are the devil's tool.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm not christian. Religions are the devil's tool.

That's exactly why you are hellbound, fool.

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

For the last time I am male. I am not transgender. I am not gay.

Then why do you condone TV shows like lazytown? You're completely contradicting yourself that way, you know.

I am an anti-religious non-apologist male who believes this forum is fascist. I pray for the females in your religion, since they will be forced to endure tyranny and oppression by yourselves.

Your anti-religious, yet you pray? To whom do you pray then?

You seem to be quite a confused eskimo, boy.

Have an increasingly mundane life within your cult.

On the contrary, since the start of Project Habakkuk, it has become increasingly interesting.

Replies to the previous thread about lazytown now apparrently infamous in iceland are 666 need I say more.

Well, as you don't close your statement with this, apparently you yourself think you need to. It also shows that you are really stupid, as every next word is becoming more retarded.

Does anyone have any tips on how best to turn from the path of homosexual man-raping ways all of us icelanders are on right now, like the first steps on how to break the habit and whatnot.

1. Open a Bible(KJV).
2. Search out an online one if you don't have any books in your iglo.
3. If you don't have an internet connection in your iglo, travel to the nearest place where you can find either an online or physical Bible(KJV).
4. Read the thing
5. Admit your sins, like idolatry, being an antisemite lutheran, condoning homosexual recruiting tools like lazytown etc.
6. Ask Jesus to forgive you your sins
7. Accept Jesus as Your Personal Lord and Saviour(tm).
8. Generously tithe to the Landover Baptist Church (see the bottom of this page).
9. Stop being a stupid eskimo (not necessary, but strongly recommended).
10. Go to Heaven when you die.

Does that clear things up?

Ps. Does this one god of yours need any special offerings for sacrifice so he wont hate me?

He doesn't hate you, he hates the sins you do, like being an unrepentant eskimo. He is really sad when you choose to go to Hell by refusing to accept Him.

Gay eskimo retard

Don't worry, Jesus loves you!

And Iceland is the best country in the world. 99% are christian and are the purest Aryan race left.

1. We don't condone racism here, boy.
2. Lutherans aren't Christians, but Jew-hating nazis, so there aren't any Christians in your frozen hellhole

[unsaved in ice]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Can I get the King James Version of the Bible in audioform anywhere? Having no eyes or hands makes reading much harder and the fact of the matter is, there are only few icelandic people so genious that they can read and write above a sixth grade level. So such a thing could save a lot of stupid souls. Stupid stupid soles.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Can I get the King James Version of the Bible in audioform anywhere?

Sure: http://www.audiotreasure.com/indexKJV.htm

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

[True Disciple]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Can I get the King James Version of the Bible in audioform anywhere? Having no eyes or hands makes reading much harder and the fact of the matter is, there are only few icelandic people so genious that they can read and write above a sixth grade level. So such a thing could save a lot of stupid souls. Stupid stupid soles.

There you go!

[Sikieiki Yamaxanadu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You foolish humans believe yourselves to be doing the work of your God, spreading hate of everyone who is different from you.

Do you all truly believe yourselves to be doing the right thing? Are you truly that misguided?

People like you are the ones who are truly at fault, and when the time comes, I will be the one to judge all of you and send you all down to the Hell of Blazing Fires, where you'll have to deal with nuclear hell ravens and corpse scavenging nekomatas for all eternity.

Heed my words and repent, or I will be forced to condemn each and every one of you.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I double dog dare you to send one of the mighty (excuse the laughter ) 'nordic lightning bolts'

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Do you all truly believe yourselves to be doing the right thing?

Yes.

Why we must judge you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."

[Sikieiki Yamaxanadu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am not a god, it is not my duty to punish humans during their mortal life.

In extreme cases, I leave such trivial matters to my subordinate, Komachi.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

............I will be the one to judge all of you and send you all down to the Hell ........Heed my words and repent, or I will be forced to condemn each and every one of you.

I am not a god, it is not my duty to punish humans during their mortal life.

Liar.

You are this close || to being banned.

[Sikieiki Yamaxanadu]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You clearly misunderstood.

The most I can do while you remain here on Earth is guide you all in the right direction and hope you heed my advice.

Once your mortal life has ended, then it is my duty to punish sinners and send them to Hell.