[Gutterdog]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I did so and this was the first that popped up:

As a joke that was quite funny. Another funny thing is googles image backtrack function. This is a picture from the ice storm in Canada, Quebec 1988.

https://canadaalive.wordpress.com/2013/12/27/snapshot-ice-storm-98/

[Gutterdog]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Welcome Gudderdog.
Of curse we all have personal, deep thoughts, opinions and personal desires. God wants us to have them or else He would not of given us the words to describe them.
However, just because we have them does not mean we should take advantage of them. For example, I have a S&W .500. Should I use it on my wife when the thread she uses to hem my pants is not a perfect match? Should I go on wild drunken drug fueled weekend orgies in a cat house in Vegas? Or has God given me these as opportunities to prove my devotion to Him?
Just because the last guy did left a 'floater', does not mean it is a snack.

Ah another comedian, "gudderdog" it's clever. You made my name sound like gutterdog. Good one.

You seem not united in this point of view with your fellow here above. Which in a sense strenghten my arguments against him I guess.

But thats great that you have personal and original thoughts. Wait, What? I don't get how you jumped to shooting people and sleeping with prostitutes? No why should you? It is not either or. I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth.

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I didn't really get the floater metaphor.

[Alvin Moss]

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What exactly do you want here, Mr. Gutterman?

[Elmer G. White]

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...I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth...

Dear Gutterdog (niðurfallhundur?),

Of course the crime statistics are low in Iceland. It is because the laws have been re-written to endorse behavior that Jesus would consider lawless.

Item: sodomy is a crime in the Good Bible.

• Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind , as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
• Yet your country has made it legal and recommendable. Thousands of criminal acts are suppressed because the LAW is faulty although CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR takes place.

Item: divorce and harlotry are crimes in the Good Bible.

• Leviticus 20:10 - And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.
• Yet your country endorses out-of-wedlock sex and most children are born as bastards. Again, crime takes place but the "laws" have been modified to accept vile, repulsive acts!

  Two thirds of the children born in 2012 were born out of wedlock.

Item: idolatry is a crime in the Good Bible.

• Leviticus 19:4 - Turn ye not unto idols, nor make to yourselves molten gods: I [am] the LORD your God.
• Yet the Icelanders still worship the pagan Gods Óðinn, Þór, Baldur, Loki and Frigg.

This causes criminal activity in the eyes of Jesus but the Icelandic law does not care. It has the false assumption and everything is all right if it just allows acts that lead to the ultimate punishment. The Furnace of hell (which could be located under Eyjafjallajökull).

This is also the answer to your question, where in the Bible it is revealed that God hates Iceland. It is in these commands. We can compare the Will of Jesus to the things that take place in your country. Jesus hates the things Iceland has endorsed -> Jesus hates your country -> Jesus tries to show it to you with volcanoes, sulfur-smelling vile waters etc. You dismiss him.

Case closed. I'm still praying for you, though.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

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Ah another comedian, "gudderdog" it's clever. You made my name sound like gutterdog. Good one.

You seem not united in this point of view with your fellow here above. Which in a sense strenghten my arguments against him I guess.

But thats great that you have personal and original thoughts. Wait, What? I don't get how you jumped to shooting people and sleeping with prostitutes? No why should you? It is not either or. I recommend you to check out Icelands crime statistics. Iceland is probably one of the safest places on earth.

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I didn't really get the floater metaphor.

I do not think you get much. But keep trying.

I am not at all surprised crime would be low there. Everything is frozen. How coulkd someone steal a car that is stuck solid to the ground.? How can a crook get away when the snow is over his head? What could you steal, Ice cubes?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Sign me up, Iceland sounds like everything one could ever want in a country. You know, some of my vacation ideas are inspired by your 'hated' countries list as those often tend to be interesting and welcoming places that aren't as crippled by an abrahamic religious majority as the west is.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Sign me up, Iceland sounds like everything one could ever want in a country. You know, some of my vacation ideas are inspired by your 'hated' countries list as those often tend to be interesting and welcoming places that aren't as crippled by an abrahamic religious majority as the west is.

Nothing more than a bowl full of predictable sour grapes. You're just disappointed that we have people who know from where to draw real wisdom (Proverbs 9:10), and they don't talk about how great it is to be a sinner, they talk about how great God is.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sign me up, Iceland sounds like everything one could ever want in a country. You know, some of my vacation ideas are inspired by your 'hated' countries list as those often tend to be interesting and welcoming places that aren't as crippled by an abrahamic religious majority as the west is.

You'd fit in quite well in godless Iceland, you filthy degenerate.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You'd fit in quite well in godless Iceland, you filthy degenerate.

I'm sure I would.

Nothing more than a bowl full of predictable sour grapes. You're just disappointed that we have people who know from where to draw real wisdom

Not sour grapes, merely pointing out that the thing you list which you think make Iceland a 'bad' place are in fact desirable traits for a place one wishes to visit, or live. Well, more left-wing types like myself, that is.

[Elmer G. White]

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Not sour grapes, merely pointing out that the thing you list which you think make Iceland a 'bad' place are in fact desirable traits for a place one wishes to visit, or live. Well, more left-wing types like myself, that is.

Dear Rachael,

Once you read this post you'll have to reconsider your position.

Iceland has gone deeper into the cesspit of homersexual fornication than any other country in the past (but unfortunately not necessarily in the future). They are - as we speak - organizing a "homer pride" event with the country's homophiles marching with "pride" on the streets of the Icelandic capital, Reykjavik. This type of blatant flaunting of sodomy is unprecedented!

One of Reykjavik's central streets has been painted in rainbow colours as part of the city's annual Gay Pride festival, the Visir news website reports. Dozens of people gathered to help to transform the road, including Mayor Dagur Eggertsson, who grabbed a roller and took on the yellow section. "It was lovely. A large number of children lent us a hand and some even brought their own paint brushes," says Reykjavik Pride director Eva Maria Thorarinsdottir Lange.
Reykjavik Pride is one of Iceland's biggest events, attracting more than 100,000 visitors during a week of festivities, equivalent to about a third of the country's population.

This means that 33.3% of the country's plopulation are OPENLY homer. Jesus only know how many are closeted, probably 33.3% more yielding 66.6% (knew it!). And to add to the grief of Jesus, they have actually painted a street with homercolors! With CHILDREN participating!


This "pride" will not last. God has assured us that, ultimately, they will SUFFER!

Leviticus 26:19
And I will break the pride of your power; and I will make your heaven as iron, and your earth as brass:

Now, dearest Rachael, you surely understand that you must AVOID Iceland at all cost!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[James Hutchins]

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Not only is iceland a frozen wasteland, it has had volcanic eruptions ('Slip N Slides to Hell') occur displaying Gods utter displeasure at the blubber eating people of icelandistan. They managed to go bankrupt, but the economy is so weak, the impoverished brits were capable of simply writing a check to silence the grunts and groaks of the backward beings that inhabit the place.

Pictures (as we all know, see the 'moon landing' ) are often falsified and are designed to lure the simple minded.
Tell me Rachel, what pretty picture of iceland did you like best?

[Bjorn Jensen]

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Icelanders are heathen perverts who has nothing but sodomy on their minds

[MitzaLizalor]

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This is what happens when you drop deportment from the school curriculum.

[Brother Gonzalez]

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Yes, God hates them and I hate them more than ever.

No time to delve into reasons.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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This "pride" will not last. God has assured us that, ultimately, they will SUFFER!

As an aside, did you notice that pyramid thing at the end of the road?


It puts me in mind of North Korea

It seems to be a common feature of Godless countries.