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  • Gutterdog
    Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
    • Jun 2015
    • 34

    #2776
    Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Friend, following God for teh chance at True Salvation™ is no laughing matter.
    God is magnificent, He has told us so in the Bible.
    Isaiah 29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

    Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

    Luke 10:21 In that hour Jesus rejoiced in spirit, and said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, that thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes: even so, Father; for so it seemed good in thy sight.

    John 11:7 What then? Israel hath not obtained that which he seeketh for; but the election hath obtained it, and the rest were blinded
    John 11:8 (According as it is written, God hath given them the spirit of slumber, eyes that they should not see, and ears that they should not hear unto this day.

    John 12:39 Therefore they could not believe, because that Esaias said again,
    John 12:40 He hath blinded their eyes, and hardened their heart; that they should not see with their eyes, nor understand with their heart, and be converted, and I should heal them.

    1st Corinthians 1:17 For Christ sent me not to baptize, but to preach the gospel: not with wisdom of words, lest the cross of Christ should be made of none effect.
    1st Corinthians 1:18 For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.
    1st Corinthians 1:19 For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent.
    1st Corinthians 1:20 Where is the wise? where is the scribe? where is the disputer of this world? hath not God made foolish the wisdom of this world?

    1st Corinthians 1:23 But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;
    1st Corinthians 1:24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God.
    1st Corinthians 1:25 Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men.
    1st Corinthians 1:26 For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called:
    1st Corinthians 1:27 But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty;

    1st Corinthians 2:14 But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
    1st Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

    1st Corinthians 3:18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
    1st Corinthians 3:19 For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
    1st Corinthians 3:20 And again, The Lord knoweth the thoughts of the wise, that they are vain.

    Jude 1:16 These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
    Jude 1:17
    But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
    Jude 1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
    Jude 1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

    Not a single one of these quotes answered anything I said. Do you have Anything to say or should we just quote random things from the bible here?
    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #2777
      Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
      So we have to obey no mather what?
      Certainly not. The choice is yours.



      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Gutterdog
        Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
        • Jun 2015
        • 34

        #2778
        Re: God Hates Iceland!

        But if I don't hate I will burn in hell?
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #2779
          Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
          ...Just one quick question, why would you want such a hateful god?...
          Do you really think that people's desires can determine the existence of an omnipotent being?

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          • Gutterdog
            Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
            • Jun 2015
            • 34

            #2780
            Re: God Hates Iceland!

            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
            Certainly not. The choice is yours

            Mary. You really look like a good person. I genuinely hope that you will get out of this group that promote such massive hatred. Your almight god would know that I am a better person for not hating people over simple minded and shallow things. He or she would know the goodness in my heart and would not judge me. If he or she would judge me for the compasion I have, he/she would be the evil one. I will never bow for hatred and evil. I will never accept the prejuduce and bullying of the weak that you and your group display here in this forum.

            Good luck friend I sincerely wish you the best of luck.
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Gutterdog
              Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
              • Jun 2015
              • 34

              #2781
              Re: God Hates Iceland!

              Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
              Do you really think that people's desires can determine the existence of an omnipotent being?
              So instead of answering my question you are marking my words? Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying? Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?

              And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10256

                #2782
                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Miss Guderbög, I've wondered for years what happened to Iceland! The beginning was so promising. You people actually made a concious decision to adopt the Christian Faith in a democratic assembly, albeit it was the false Catholic religion of 1000 AD. You had such a nice national anthem that BEGINS with Worship:

                Ó guð vors lands! Ó, lands vors guð!
                Vér lofum þitt heilaga, heilaga nafn!
                Úr sólkerfum himnanna hnýta þér krans
                þínir herskarar, tímanna safn.
                [Oh, God of our country! Oh, our country's God!
                We worship Thy name in its wonder sublime.
                The suns of the heavens are set in Thy crown
                By Thy legions, the ages of time!]


                And now? Your 'House of Representatives', the All-Thingy (knew it!) chose to endorse sodomistic marriage unanimously! AND elect a head of state who "married" HER "girlfriend".

                All this shows that the influence of Satan has been growing in Liceland all the time. Your drinking water smells like brimstone (been there, tasted it), the people are so poor that they have to eat rotten shark meat (no scales; Leviticus 11:9-12) or hákarl for sustenance, your country is in the bronze medal position after New Zealand and Wales when it comes to molesting sheep, you've created the largest desert in Europe by letting these sheep eat all the sorry excuses for trees that used to cover your islet, your most cherished natural beauty Lake Myvatn is infested with midges, your gardens and meadows are infested with midgets, and while false Christians do not believe in these gnomes we do as know them to be actual demons. God has warned you with more brimstone and an occasional jökullhlaup. You ignore Him.

                This is your future:

                Deuteronomy 29:23
                And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:




                Jesus is watching you. Recently, He appeared in your land as Aurora borealis to audit the state of your people. He is NOT pleased. God bless America.





                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                • Didymus Much
                  Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 14076

                  #2783
                  Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                  ...Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying?...
                  I've got a fun little game for you: go to an online Bible site, and search the Bible for the phrases "love God", "obey God", and "fear God". See how many results you get for each.

                  ...Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?...
                  Because that's the god that the Bible says exists. What would be the point of following some "nice" god that you didn't believe exists?

                  ...And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.
                  Let us know when you're finished creating a God in your own image, and provide any evidence you have for that God existing. These people have billions of Bibles, billions of fellow Christians, and thousands of years of history as evidence on their side. If you want to convince anyone here that the god you describe is more worthy of their worship, you're going to have to do better than "I don't think..." or "I am sure...".

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #2784
                    Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                    So instead of answering my question you are marking my words? Okay let's play your game, so he/she is hateful god is that what you are saying? Why in the world would you follow a hateful god even if he is omnipotent?

                    And to answer your question, No I think not. I don't think a omnipotent being would be as shallow as you make it out to be. If a omnipotent being would exist I am sure it wouldn't be bother by such feeble minded things as you point out in this forum. Island this and Island that.

                    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

                    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

                    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Alvin Moss
                      Serving Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Aug 2013
                      • 4468

                      #2785
                      Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                      Haha. I love you guys. You always crack me up with your hatred and arrogance.

                      Just one quick question, why would you want such a hateful god? He seems to hate almost everything. I belive in a world where people love each other and where you smile at your neighbour and he/she smiles back even if he/she doesn't agree with me in everything. But you guys just hate. I feel sort of sad for you actually.

                      If anything, the hatred you feel inside, that is satan. If you should rid anthing you should get rid of the hatred. Best of luck.

                      I accept answers in English, German, Icelandic, Swedish, Nowegian, Danish or Spanish.
                      Ours is an angry God, stern and unyielding, cruel and yet just. He only hates His enemies and His enemies are those who disregard His Word. God loves His people and He has prepared a place for us in Heaven. If you get right with Jesus, He will love you, too. If not, well, He sends unrepentant sinners to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
                      God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775

                        #2786
                        Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                        Mary. You really look like a good person. I genuinely hope that you will get out of this group that promote such massive hatred. Your almight god would know that I am a better person for not hating people over simple minded and shallow things. He or she would know the goodness in my heart and would not judge me. If he or she would judge me for the compasion I have, he/she would be the evil one. I will never bow for hatred and evil. I will never accept the prejuduce and bullying of the weak that you and your group display here in this forum.

                        Good luck friend I sincerely wish you the best of luck.
                        Many people before you have also been very surprised when they see our message. It is because they've been coddled their entire lives, taught to think of God as a kind of friendly but distant uncle. This isn't realistic of course. God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you, people who think they know better than He what is truly good and kind and decent and moral.

                        And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease:
                        for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction.
                        Zechariah 1:15


                        The people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused about True Christians™. The apostle Paul warns us about people like you and your perverted goals:

                        [People like you] changed the truth of God into a lie,
                        and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator,
                        who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                        Romans 1:22-25


                        The "creature" referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan’s lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so like greedy little toddlers you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires. Then you complain when we don't agree with you that you're too nice to go to Hell.
                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                        • Gutterdog
                          Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
                          • Jun 2015
                          • 34

                          #2787
                          Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
                          Miss Guderbög, I've wondered for years what happened to Iceland! The beginning was so promising. You people actually made a concious decision to adopt the Christian Faith in a democratic assembly, albeit it was the false Catholic religion of 1000 AD. You had such a nice national anthem that BEGINS with Worship:



                          [Oh, God of our country! Oh, our country's God!
                          We worship Thy name in its wonder sublime.
                          The suns of the heavens are set in Thy crown
                          By Thy legions, the ages of time!]


                          And now? Your 'House of Representatives', the All-Thingy (knew it!) chose to endorse sodomistic marriage unanimously! AND elect a head of state who "married" HER "girlfriend".

                          All this shows that the influence of Satan has been growing in Liceland all the time. Your drinking water smells like brimstone (been there, tasted it), the people are so poor that they have to eat rotten shark meat (no scales; Leviticus 11:9-12) or hákarl for sustenance, your country is in the bronze medal position after New Zealand and Wales when it comes to molesting sheep, you've created the largest desert in Europe by letting these sheep eat all the sorry excuses for trees that used to cover your islet, your most cherished natural beauty Lake Myvatn is infested with midges, your gardens and meadows are infested with midgets, and while false Christians do not believe in these gnomes we do as know them to be actual demons. God has warned you with more brimstone and an occasional jökullhlaup. You ignore Him.

                          This is your future:

                          Deuteronomy 29:23
                          And that the whole land thereof is brimstone, and salt, and burning, that it is not sown, nor beareth, nor any grass groweth therein, like the overthrow of Sodom, and Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim, which the LORD overthrew in his anger, and in his wrath:




                          Jesus is watching you. Recently, He appeared in your land as Aurora borealis to audit the state of your people. He is NOT pleased. God bless America.





                          Yours in Christ,

                          Elmer
                          Tell me Elmer. Why I should belive anything you say when I see some clear non-truths in your text? You can not just make up facts so they will strenghten your own arguments. Iceland is not poor. I am surprised you thought that since you were there for yourself. And if you are going to make bold statements about sheep molesting, can I ask you for a source on that since I can not find anything about it anywhere. The same goes for Iceland having Europes largest desert. All I can find is that it has the fifth largest desert and it has nothing to to with sheep eating the trees. It is mountain scenic in the northern parts of the world. It is the same in Russia, Sweden, Canada and America. It is more trees on Iceland right now than it has ever been. Humans planted these trees there.

                          And how do you know these "midgets" live on Iceland? Did you see them when you were there?

                          Wow! Beautiful northern lights! Thank you for showing me that picture. It seems that god is very pleased of the Icelandic ways! When was this taken?

                          /Guderbog
                          Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 06-09-2015, 03:33 PM. Reason: double quote reduced to single quote
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • Gutterdog
                            Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
                            • Jun 2015
                            • 34

                            #2788
                            Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Many people before you have also been very surprised when they see our message. It is because they've been coddled their entire lives, taught to think of God as a kind of friendly but distant uncle. This isn't realistic of course. God blessed us with the understanding of his Word (John 14:26). If you are upset, you are upset with the LORD, what He says, and what He desires. But you look on as a child who is denied something that is not in his best interest, or a child who is being lovingly reprimanded. God is displeased with people like you, people who think they know better than He what is truly good and kind and decent and moral.

                            And I am very sore displeased with the heathen that are at ease:
                            for I was but a little displeased, and they helped forward the affliction.
                            Zechariah 1:15


                            The people of this world have changed the truth of God into lies, and that is why you are so confused about True Christians™. The apostle Paul warns us about people like you and your perverted goals:

                            [People like you] changed the truth of God into a lie,
                            and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator,
                            who is blessed for ever. Amen.
                            Romans 1:22-25


                            The "creature" referred to here is Satan. People like you are easily duped by Satan’s lies because he tells you just what you want to hear, and so like greedy little toddlers you rush in and gobble up whatever you can find that satiates your immediate desires. Then you complain when we don't agree with you that you're too nice to go to Hell.

                            Please do not patrionize me, I am not confused about you. Clearly you people are hateful. It is as simple as that. You are hateful towards Iceland even if you just know a handful of things about Iceland. Based on what Elmer told me, you do not even have your facts right. And please tell me what my perverted goals are? That you shall stop hating Iceland? Yes, very perverted indeed...

                            If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.

                            /Guderbog
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Dr Laurence Niles
                              Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                               
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 9063

                              #2789
                              Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by Guderbog View Post
                              If me loving other people means that I am a lost child then let me be lost forever. Why do you feel so threatened by me? I have not told you to question your faith I have questioned why you are being so angry.
                              But who do you love? Everyone? That cannot be the case.

                              Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

                              YIC
                              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                              • Gutterdog
                                Unsaved trash, savage eskimo
                                • Jun 2015
                                • 34

                                #2790
                                Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                We're right and you're wrong.
                                No. Do not be naive.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.
                                People are debating me and this is a forum so clearly it is some sort of debate forum.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace.
                                Out of my rectum? Why do you phrase it in such a perverse maner?

                                /Guderbog
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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