[mammain]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You made an error in every single statement there.

First of all, that's not the icelandic flag.
The cross on the flag is there saying this is a christian nation, I don't see anything like that in your flag.
The use of flags in the time it was made would not have made the cross seem to be on the side. If a cross on the side means anything, wich it doesn't, it would be protesting crucifixions.
There are a few melting glaciers in iceland and I haven't seen snow for about a year.

Either this website is filled with trolls or you are all idiots.
You know nothing about the world.
The reason for so many icelandic people here is that we find you hilarious.

I would take a bigger crap over your statements but everything that doesn't have hate against groups you don't belong to seems to go right through your heads.

Goodbye, I know I'm going to be banned by your sensetive, typical christian admins.
Oh and nobody actually believes in nordic gods.
you are stereotypical americans basicly, everyone hates you.

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

On the whole I think your jokes are very good although a lot of them could do with a little work or could be explained a little better. I looked at some of the other threads and thought they weren’t really as funny as the forum threads concerning Iceland.
I really like your website and will be following up on it, it’s one of my favourites since lamebook.com, and I bet it takes a lot of work as I noticed that some of the comedians are very active on the website and actually reply with counter-jokes.
Keep up the good work.

Thank you. You seem a bit more receptive to God's grace than the other Icelanders who have been bother God here. I wonder if you have a smidgen more Irish in you than the rest? (A crazy thought, I know, but we are talking about Iceland.)

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh and nobody actually believes in nordic gods.

Don't lie to us, little girl. We have already gotten many Icelandic visitors who told us they worship the made-up gods of your homosexual ancestors.

Shouldn't you be doing your homework right now?

[Icelover]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Stop posting here Icelanders, this is the truth!. It is Landover Baptist Church! This is forums full of the real word of God! Repent of your sins, people of Iceland! They just want to save your souls. Stop posting insults towards them!

That should show those heathens....

[MaidenIceland]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why do you hate the Bible? 2 billion people in the world follow it!

and those pepole are the cause of 90% of all wars, yay

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

and those pepole are the cause of 90% of all wars, yay

Atheism's Body Count - Ideology and Human Suffering

Atheism's Murder Rate: More than 250 Million Dead in the Past Century

It is often argued by humanists and atheists that religion is responsible for most of the suffering caused by war in human history. It is often argued specifically that religious violence proves God does not exist.* While it is true that religious wars have been notoriously bloody, and waged so contrary to their founders' teachings, religion's followers have no exclusive corner on the market when it comes to creating suffering. Atheism it seems is at least as bad, if not worse. What follows is a brief, tongue-in-cheek, rebuttal to humanism's utopian hope for a peaceful world through the elimination of all religion. (BTW, a related book review of Who Really Cares? reports statistical studies which show that religious people are actually more charitable towards the poor than non-religious people: http://www.christianitytoday.com/bc/2008/001/8.11.html )
Proof # 666 - Atheism's Body Count *
It is obvious that Atheism cannot be true; for if it were, it would produce a more humane world, since it values only this life and is not swayed by the foolish beliefs of primitive superstitions and religions. However, the opposite proves to be true. Rather than providing the utopia of idealism, it has produced a body count second to none. With recent documents uncovered for the Maoist and Stalinist regimes, it now seems the high end of estimates of 250 million dead (between 1900-1987) are closer to the mark. The Stalinist Purges produced 61 million dead and Mao's Cultural Revolution produced 70 million casualties. These murders are all upon their own people! This number does not include the countless dead in their wars of outward aggression waged in the name of the purity of atheism's world view. China invades its peaceful, but religious neighbor, Tibet; supports N. Korea in its war against its southern neighbor and in its merciless oppression of its own people; and Pol Pot and the Khmer Rouge kill up to 6 million with Chinese support. All of these actions done "in the name of the people" to create a better world.
Atheism's Tendency Towards Totalitarianism Rather Than Freedom

What is so strange and odd that in spite of their outward rejection of religion and all its superstitions, they feel compelled to set up cults of personality and worship of the State and its leaders that is so totalitarian that the leaders are not satisfied with mere outward obedience; rather they insist on total mind control and control of thoughts, ideas and beliefs. They institute Gulags and "re-education" centers to indoctrinate anyone who even would dare question any action or declaration of the "Dear Leader." Even the Spanish Inquisition cannot compare to the ruthlessness and methodical efficiency of these programs conducted on so massive a scale. While proclaiming freedom to the masses, they institute the most methodical efforts to completely eliminate freedom from the people, and they do so all "on behalf" of the proletariat. A completely ordered and totally unfree totalitarian State is routinely set up in place of religion, because it is obviously so profoundly better society. It is also strange that Stalin was a seminarian who rejected Christianity and went on to set up himself as an object of worship. It seems that impulse to religious devotion is present in all, whether that be in traditional forms or secular inventions.

And while it is often said that Hitler was a Christian, the Nuremberg documents clearly reveal the heart of this ruthless man who believed in social Darwinism and had devised plans to completely eliminate Christianity after the Third Reich was firmly established. He wanted to use religion to subvert it for his own political purposes, but he had rejected his Catholic heritage long before. What should be of concern to every atheist is that Hitler thought he could best succeed if he eliminated the Church's influence on politics. He promised not to persecute Catholics if the Catholic Church agreed to stay out of politics. However, many Protestants could not accept Hitler's claim to be a German Messiah or submit to an absolute allegiance to the German State, and many Protestants and Catholics were put into Concentration Camps along with the Jews for their resistance to the Führer.

Hitler's view of the Master Race was highly influenced by both Nietzschean Philosophy and modern, Darwinian evolutionary view of science. So we can also obviously see that evolution must be wrong because it led to more than 6 million Jews and 5 million non-Jews murdered in this quest for Führer worship and absolute power.

My point is this: you cannot say anything about the existence or non-existence of God by comparative body counts. What people do in the name of religion is no worse than what people do in the name of atheism. All it proves is that human beings are capable of unspeakable evils, regardless of their affections or faiths. The Book of James says as much – that people use the cloak of religion to hide their greed and oppress one another:

"What causes fights and quarrels among you? Aren't they caused by the selfish desires that fight to control you? You want what you don't have, so you commit murder. You're determined to have things, but you can't get what you want. You quarrel and fight. You don't have the things you want, because you don't pray for them. When you pray for things, you don't get them because you want them for the wrong reason--for your own pleasure." James 4:1-3, GWV.

While the desire to see justice on this earth is understandable, and the desire laudable, the lack of justice actually points more to the existence of God. Why? Because of our innate sense of injustice when things go wrong. Why in a universe of chance and accident, where morals are the mere fictions of weak willed and weak minded men, deceived by superstitions, should banal ideas of "justice" stand in the way of the success of the Supermen, who possess superior intellect and who are not bound by the trifling morals of lesser men?

"Pay attention to this if you're rich. Cry and moan about the misery that is coming to you. Your riches have decayed, and your clothes have been eaten by moths. Your gold and silver are corroded, and their corrosion will be used as evidence against you. Like fire, it will destroy your body. You have stored up riches in these last days. The wages you refused to pay the people who harvested your fields shout to God against you. The Lord of Armies has heard the cries of those who gather the crops. You have lived in luxury and pleasure here on earth. You have fattened yourselves for the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered people who have God's approval, even though they didn't resist you." James 5:1-6, GWV.

Hitler's 11 million dead:

http://www.nationalreview.com/shiflett/shiflett012102.shtml

http://www.papillonsartpalace.com/endC.htm

Mao's 70 million dead:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao:_The_Unknown_Story

Stalin's purges kill 61 million

http://democraticpeace.wordpress.com/2008/11/30/what-only-35000000-killed-in-20th-century-war/

From 1900-1987 over 250 million dead through Atheism's grasp for domination:

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/COM.TAB1.GIF

http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/COM.ART.HTM

* There is a whole website dedicated to proving God's non-existence by suggesting that because God doesn't heal amputees, he does not exist. This website has an almost religious, evangelistic zeal to argue that God is imaginary and gives numbered proofs as to why this is so. What is interesting is that these arguments are posted verbatim on many forums and is an organized attack, even though many of the arguments are totally specious. Its methodology is the methodology of conversion. It does what it so often criticizes in religious organizations: evangelism.
For a good response to the premises of their argumentations, go to Why Doesn't God Heal Stupidity?

[mammain]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Haha, I love this place, if this idiot can't answer you with his insults like "you're gay, little girl". He will delete your reply or ban you.
As I said, sensetive typical christians

This message wont last long as he's on a rampage.

Also, your bans will only delay my answers for one minute.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Haha, I love this place, if this idiot can't answer you with his insults like "you're gay, little girl". He will delete your reply or ban you.
As I said, sensetive typical christians

This message wont last long as he's on a rampage.

Also, your bans will only delay my answers for one minute.

Your answers??

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Haha, I love this place, if this idiot can't answer you with his insults like "you're gay, little girl". He will delete your reply or ban you.
As I said, sensetive typical christians

This message wont last long as he's on a rampage.

Also, your bans will only delay my answers for one minute.

Friend, no one is banning anyone just because of a differing of opinion. Nor is anyone deleting anyone else's posts. God would see that and He would not be happy.

By the way, once banned, people stay banned.

[mammain]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

By the way, once banned, people stay banned.

Not me, I'm just to hardcore

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Not me, I'm just to hardcore

Little girl, how old are you exactly?

[Meek and Humble]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Not me, I'm just to hardcore

Yeah, sure you are

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Not me, I'm just to hardcore

Hardcore? No,
So stupid a retard looks like smart? Yes.

[ProLife!]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It's sad that you people think that your religion is doing any good to this planet. Going crazy over some symbols and books written by men! And actually thinking you're being spiritual with all your hateful ramblings.
you people are sleeping and think you are awake.
it's scary.....

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

It's sad that you people think that your religion is doing any good to this planet. Going crazy over some symbols and books written by men! And actually thinking you're being spiritual with all your hateful ramblings.
you people are sleeping and think you are awake.
it's scary.....

Welcome friend! Lovely to have your first post so full of hate. Way to go!