[oliver the blubbereater]

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Very true. Fortunately the muslims are concentrated in two very distinct locations in Canada. Toronto and Vancouver. Mostly Toronto. 7 million people gathered in two small geographic areas, almost all of them immigrants and towelheads. 2 'accidently' launched nukes will take care of this problem permanently. And what remains of Canada will thank you.

Well Kitty, so it´s ok too kill other people if you dislike them, does the bible teach that.
Well we are better then that. Maby that´s why jesus was killed and if the bible says it´s ok then it was ok.

[oliver the blubbereater]

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No it's not, you are here through our whim and Jesus' Grace. You have absolutely no rights here at all.

Re:14:10: The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:

Re:21:8: But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

Does that sound like Iceland? It does to me.You see! These Icelanders are attacking the Free World and wish hatred on the Godly USA!

Hahahahahaha Godly USA, your countrymen are killing people all around the world and about all those bad people you are talking about there you have more of them.
And i can´t srr the word Iceland anywere there and volcanos are allmost ewerywhere

[Bobby-Joe]

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Well Kitty, so it´s ok too kill other people if you dislike them, does the bible teach that.

We only advocate the (legal) killing of those people God hates. Our personal desires have nothing to do with it because our opinions happen to be the same as God's. Perhaps if Iceland would stop being doing evil things like socialized heath care and being some kind Nordic hippie commune God wouldn't be trying to literally rip your country apart.

Well we are better then that. Maby that´s why jesus was killed and if the bible says it´s ok then it was ok.

Jesus was sacrificed for our sins but no where does it excuse the stiff necked Jews for attacking God by killing Him because He wouldn't follow His own law.

[BrotherTim]

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Psalm 11:5-7:
The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth. Upon the wicked he shall rain snares, fire and brimstone, and an horrible tempest: this shall be the portion of their cup.
For the righteous LORD loveth righteousness; his countenance doth behold the upright.

The above Scripture Verse describes well what God does to Iceland right now, which proves that God hates Iceland. And we are righteous, as there is no country in the World with so many True Christians™ as America.

Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

[Fat Rooster]

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Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

The difference is, Yellowstone is a tourist attraction in a beautiful National Park that harms no one. What Jesus is sending you eskimos is wreaking havoc all over the unsaved world.

All you have to do is get your Godless little iceburg to convert to True Christianity(tm), and the volcanoes will go silent immediately.

[A mate to God Waiting for Email Confirmation]

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The difference is, Yellowstone is a tourist attraction in a beautiful National Park that harms no one. What Jesus is sending you eskimos is wreaking havoc all over the unsaved world.

All you have to do is get your Godless little iceburg to convert to True Christianity™, and the volcanoes will go silent immediately.

Truly words of wisdom. God punishes the wicked not the righteous!

[True Disciple]

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Sounds like Yellowstone to me.

Yes I just talked whit God and He said to me that Baptists are wrong he ment Yellowstone in that sentence!

You aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer, are you? If it were true what you said, and God meant Yellowstone here, then why did the Eyflaja Efyjala Eyjafullka Eyfjallakoka that volcano in Iceland erupt, and not Yellowstone? That doesn't make a lot of sense, friends.

[lightseeker]

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Dear fellow babtists. I have been praying and thinking about the statement "God Hates Iceland" and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't. It would be like a hunter that hates his gun, a priest that hates his bible, a soldier of god that hates his tools used to punish pagans and homers.

Iceland is gods GUN to punish the decaying Eurotrash and he does not hate it. He made it and it is one of his instruments of punishment and retribution. Make no mistake about it, he has many more.

Like the hunting rifle, it is hard to keep all dirt of it in a chase. One must only clean it afterwards and so God will clean his gun after this hunt. The pagan eskimos in Iceland will be put in place as soon as the hunt is over. My guess is they will be sent to Hell.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear fellow babtists. I have been praying and thinking about the statement "God Hates Iceland" and I have come to the conclusion that he doesn't. It would be like a hunter that hates his gun, a priest that hates his bible, a soldier of god that hates his tools used to punish pagans and homers.

Iceland is gods GUN to punish the decaying Eurotrash and he does not hate it. He made it and it is one of his instruments of punishment and retribution. Make no mistake about it, he has many more.

Like the hunting rifle, it is hard to keep all dirt of it in a chase. One must only clean it afterwards and so God will clean his gun after this hunt. The pagan eskimos in Iceland will be put in place as soon as the hunt is over. My guess is they will be sent to Hell.

Sorry, but Jesus told me very clearly that He still hates Iceland. He has something special in store for you Godless eskimos. Just wait and see.

I'm glad I'm not you!

[lightseeker]

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Dear pastor Ezekiel

I will not dream of opposing you and ofcourse I will not oppose God. I agree that God hates Icelandic eskimos and HE will send them directly to hell.

Please help me understand the geographical part. The hating of Iceland, the pice of land. Does God hate Fire Island, NY?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear pastor Ezekiel

I will not dream of opposing you and ofcourse I will not oppose God. I agree that God hates Icelandic eskimos and HE will send them directly to hell.

Please help me understand the geographical part. The hating of Iceland, the pice of land. Does God hate Fire Island, NY?

Yes, because it's infested with queers.

[James Hutchins]

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Fire Island is filled with Sodomites. I regularly went there when I was a traded on AMEX in what unfortunately was a futile attempt at getting them to sign up for the B.A.S.H program. 15 long, hot, sweaty summers and not a single convert. At least I tried hard.

At least Fire Island has a chance at becoming Saved(c). iceland is doomed to sink into the ocean and be nothing more that a drained pimple on the face of the planet.

The part that has me confused about is why it is so close to the US of A. You'd think God would of placed close to its' sister island, new zooland. Not that I am questioning Him, mind you, just a mere insignificant observation, Jesus.

[swebonny]

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Bjork is clearly the product of an Eskimo and a retard.

You are the product of your uncle and mother.

[lightseeker]

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Thank you pastor Ezekiel for setting me straight 'n guiding me to the right path. I now know that Iceland, Fire Island and San Fransisco are places I will never stay in for long, for they will be recycled by our lord and savior in the near future.

And a response to an observation from our friend and brother in religion. Iceland culdn't be close to new Zooland because there wouldn't be any ICE on it then and it wouldn't be named Iceland. And it also would consentrate too many pagans in a small area, better to deal with smaller groups at a time.