[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Oh, I thought with your intimate knowledge and the screen name, well, you can see how a person might misconstrue things. My deepest apologies.

[Vikinga]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm a Christian. Lutheran, actually. An Icelandic Lutheran. I go to church every Sunday...
...but seeing these posts infuriates me! You don't know anything about Iceland! You probably think we live in igloos and that we have polar bears as pets.

Well, that just shows how ignorant you are.

And please try to find the right flag next time you take a big ol' xxxx over my country and it's honour.

[True Viking]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm a Christian. Lutheran, actually. An Icelandic Lutheran. I go to church every Sunday...
...but seeing these posts infuriates me! You don't know anything about Iceland! You probably think we live in igloos and that we have polar bears as pets.

Well, that just shows how ignorant you are.

And please try to find the right flag next time you take a big ol' xxxx over my country and it's honour.

IF YOU GAVE TWO TANKARDS OF PUTRID ALE ABOUT YOUR COUNTRY'S HONOUR YOU WOULD NOT SULLY IT WITH THIS NON-HEATHEN NONSENSE. GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CLEAVE YOU IN TWAIN AND PLAY A JAUNTY TUNE WITH YOUR SKULL AS A DRUM.

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm a Christian. Lutheran, actually. An Icelandic Lutheran. I go to church every Sunday...

Luther-ans are not Christians, sorry Charlie.

...but seeing these posts infuriates me! You don't know anything about Iceland! You probably think we live in igloos and that we have polar bears as pets.

We have seen the pictures, posted them too, along with websites about your hellhole/country.

Well, that just shows how ignorant I am.

Fixed for you - You are very welcome.

And please try to find the right flag next time you take a big ol' xxx over my country and it's honour.

Why, is yours extra absorbent and cushy?


YIC
JH

[Larry Lee]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I'm a Christian. Lutheran, actually. An Icelandic Lutheran. I go to church every Sunday...
...but seeing these posts infuriates me! You don't know anything about Iceland! You probably think we live in igloos and that we have polar bears as pets.

Well, that just shows how ignorant you are.

And please try to find the right flag next time you take a big ol' xxxx over my country and it's honour.

Those ensnared in the Devil's designs often speak as you do. The fact is that God has repeatedly throughout history attempted to rid earth of the Icelandic "vermin" and yet the Icelanders have rutted their way back from oblivion, much to Jesus's despair. WHEN will Your will be done, oh Lord, WHEN?!?

[Rev. Kvasir]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!



The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

This would be the real Icelandic flag... Blue for the water, the mountains, white for the snow and the air and red for fire... I guess you could call it hell, that seems to be the only word people here know.

Even seems that the bible is the only book people around here have read, you people seem to be totally ignorant of the things that are happening around you. Doesn't seem to matter what arguments people come out with, the only answers that come back to them is that they will burn in hell, because you people don't know anything to answer them with. This is just a fraternity of foolishness. Well seeming that you don't like women at all, maybe you're just a bunch of homosexuals, right?

I never quite get why religion is needed anymore, it was made 1000's of year ago when people didn't have answers to questions like: Why is the sky blue? So people made up answers for themselves, both in heathen and christianity even, you just say: God did it! i suppose. You bunch around here look like some brainwashed *peep*.

Not most of icelanders are heathens, about 80% are in the lutherian church, as someone posted the ideas of Martin Luther, there are many more examples, how about the apostle Paul? He started out seeking christians and killing them, then ended up christian himself, he was crucified upside down, that which today is for some reason, i'm not familiar with is said to have something to do with satanism.

Well, in the beginning there were about 70 apostles, the ones listed in the bible are only those who considered jesus to be the son of god, the others just looked at him as a prophet, he was just a teacher in my opinion too. I acknowledge that he did excist although i don't look at him as some higher being.
And people should always be careful to believe in some book who is 1000's of year old, things have changed, those who do believe every single word are just being foolish, they do not think or have a free will other than the bible tells them to, and are literary just trying to have an excuse to beat their wives and etc.

Well seeing that I will just be told to go to hell, like the others who have different ideas around here, i will just post lyrics I found that desribed the people on this forum pretty well:

[Disgusting copy and pasting of LIES removed]

[Icelover]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

wow... ok you want facts here read this. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iceland

fact: In 2008, Iceland was completely destroyed by its lesbian Prime Minister, and became one of the poorest country in Europe: http://www.businessweek.com/the_thre...d_goes_ba.html

[James Hutchins]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

All propaganda used to hide the fact that you are all eskimoes (http://www.eskimos.is/en/ ) and live among pits of sulphuric stench (http://sp.lyellcollection.org/cgi/co...ract/213/1/103 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSSp0XncEkg).
Late breaking news.....
http://newsfrettir.com/economy-a-finance/icesave/1254-were-afraid-of-a-national-bankruptcy-in-2011

[Vikingurivar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!

The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

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Being from Iceland i can only say this.. You are probably the most retardet nation of rednecks and inbreeds i have ever known of, calling yourself true christians and s****ing all over my beautiful country when you cant even get our awesome godfearing flag right! That's the Norwegian flag u silly things

You should all be ashamed of yourselfs you Racist Rednecks. God will smite you all. Good day.

PRAYSE HIS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW.. I would say that maybe 80,9% of iceland is ice... The rest is beutifull ice covered mountains and icy countrysides. Get your facts straight before posting something this preposterous!!!! Maybe you should go back to school ? :*

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Being from Iceland i can only say this.. You are probably the most retardet nation of rednecks and inbreeds i have ever known of, calling yourself true christians and s****ing all over my beautiful country when you cant even get our awesome godfearing flag right! That's the Norwegian flag u silly things

Oh nonsense. One of my dear friends visits me often with her elderly dog -- unfortunately the dog likes to "scoot" across my living room carpet. I use a large cloth -- which looks exactly like the flag you claim to be yours -- to wash the stinking skid marks off of my floor.

I wouldn't use a flag to do that now, would I.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

God will smite you all.

I highly doubt God will smite those who follow his Holy Bible to the letter. It seems more likely he will smite those who break his rules by allowing prostitution, children dressed as whores and female lesbian presidents.

Some scripture from the KJV1611 Holy Bible that fits YOUR situation:

How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

Being an idiot is not an excuse: Romans 1:21 "Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened."

Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

less than 1% of our population is black

You filthy racist!

Yes indeed we are all in awe for the COCK.

Enough said.

[Vikingurivar]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Luther-ans are not Christians, sorry Charlie.

We have seen the pictures, posted them too, along with websites about your hellhole/country.

Fixed for you - You are very welcome.

Why, is yours extra absorbent and cushy?


YIC
JH

LOL you are both ugly and stupid as it seems!!!
james hutchins, i would relly like to meet you And exchange hugs and kisses... whats your email ????

[Rephaiah]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Just pointing out statistics : how on earth does that make me a racist? I thought Jesus taught everyone not to be so judgemental. I guess i am wrong.

Enough said about what? Don't you like your cock? Is it filthy maybe? Don't you like your body, this vessel god gave your soul?

[Wide-Open]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Don't you like your body, this vessel god gave your soul?

What's not to like about this?!

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Now get your mind out of the gutter, you raging homer!