[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why do so many Christians have this urge to watch other people suffer in Hell? I´ve heard many Christians talk about this, and it gives me the creepes.

I used to be a drug addict, but have been free for more than a decade now. The last thing I would do, is to go back on the streets to watch other drug addict suffer.

Why should anyone want to see other people suffer? The only answer is revenge of some kind...

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why do so many Christians have this urge to watch other people suffer in Hell? I´ve heard many Christians talk about this, and it gives me the creepes.

I used to be a drug addict, but have been free for more than a decade now. The last thing I would do, is to go back on the streets to watch other drug addict suffer.

Why should anyone want to see other people suffer? The only answer is revenge of some kind...

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Does
Condemn all you want. We will be sitting in our skyboxes enjoying good life in Heaven and being served by angels, watching you burning in Hell, having your thumbs screwed of your hands, your tallywhacker grilled and eaten by a rabid hellhound, while at the same time demons with barbed tallywhackers brutally desecrate your behind. We don't care in the slightest what you think of all that.

One question, truly from my heart: Why this urge to watch the damned in Hell? Wouldn´t you rather be joining the richness of Heaven?

[Thorjohn]

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It´s ok to have opinions on things, including countries, but the least one can do, is to have the facts right, wouldn´t you guys agree?

As an Icelander, I would love to have some discussions wiht you people about God, but when I read this text, by Rev. Osborne, only one word comes to mind: Bull...

And I also smile when I see this gigantic Norweigian flag...

[Thorjohn]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

GOD HATES ICELAND!

The Icelandic Flag mocks the cross by turning it sideways. Satanists mock Jesus by turning a cross upside down. This is very similar. This is proof that Iceland hates Jesus!

Iceland is a Scandinavian country, located in the North Atlantic ocean. Nothing much happens there, but it still cannot escape the wrath of our Lord. Let us look at the many reasons why this nation offends our Lord.

1. They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
2. God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
3. God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
6. They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
8. Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
9. But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.

All people of Iceland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, New Zealand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

It´s ok to have opinion on things, including countries. But the least one can do, is having the facts right, wouldn´t you agree?

[Bible Student]

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ohh and many countrys have a sideways flag, denmark, norway, sweeden, finnland and more! Are they mocking Jesus too ?

All excessively cold countries. I'm sure God hates them all. I hate cold weather too.

[Shepherd]

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God gave you plenty of chances. Yea He made you what you are so what, deal with it! He gave you the directions to follow so that you can be saved. It seems that you have taken the easy way and have given into the Devil and his temptations. God knew you before you where borne, He knew you would be a raging lesbo. But He did also give you free will to choose what is right. No I am afraid that its you who have slapped Jesus.

Iceland even promotes homosexualism by having a lesbo prime minister. A country that votes a LESBIAN prime-minister must be evil, and supporting of Satan

[James Dewitt]

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If I walk up to her about to greet her and she slaps me across the face before I even open my mouth... I think that is a pretty good sign that she's has no interest in me whatsoever!
And I did approach God. I truely did try to seek his guidance and I tried to understand him. I went to church, I read the bible and I followed his words for years. But he had already decided not to accept me, and sadly so be it.
He condemned me to hell before I even got a chance to introduce myself.

God gave you plenty of chances. Yea He made you what you are so what, deal with it! He gave you the directions to follow so that you can be saved. It seems that you have taken the easy way and have given into the Devil and his temptations. God knew you before you where borne, He knew you would be a raging lesbo. But He did also give you free will to choose what is right. No I am afraid that its you who have slapped Jesus.

[Meek and Humble]

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If I walk up to her about to greet her and she slaps me across the face before I even open my mouth... I think that is a pretty good sign that she's has no interest in me whatsoever!
And I did approach God. I truely did try to seek his guidance and I tried to understand him. I went to church, I read the bible and I followed his words for years. But he had already decided not to accept me, and sadly so be it.
He condemned me to hell before I even got a chance to introduce myself.

Again, we just said that's a possibility. It's also possible you were destined to heaven to laugh at all the people going to hell. Just because God slapped you doesn't mean anything.


Hebrews 12" 6For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
7If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
8But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.
9Furthermore we have had fathers of our flesh which corrected us, and we gave them reverence: shall we not much rather be in subjection unto the Father of spirits, and live?
10For they verily for a few days chastened us after their own pleasure; but he for our profit, that we might be partakers of his holiness.
11Now no chastening for the present seemeth to be joyous, but grievous: nevertheless afterward it yieldeth the peaceable fruit of righteousness unto them which are exercised thereby.

[HerpDiDerp]

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How do you know she shove you away before you say hello. It is just same the with the Lord, You have to say hello first. You cannot act like a street beggar expecting Him to give you a handout.

If I walk up to her about to greet her and she slaps me across the face before I even open my mouth... I think that is a pretty good sign that she's has no interest in me whatsoever!
And I did approach God. I truely did try to seek his guidance and I tried to understand him. I went to church, I read the bible and I followed his words for years. But he had already decided not to accept me, and sadly so be it.
He condemned me to hell before I even got a chance to introduce myself.

[James Dewitt]

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WOW, that was awkward. Seeing that not long ago I was damned to hell for my tendency to love women, and now you suggest it. Oops?

But no, I do not expect a woman to fall in love with me before she knows me, that is just absurd. But I will not approach her if she shoves me away before I even say my hello. Which is what your God did to me.

What drives you to hate God? I mean really, you are a lesbo, you take drugs, shoot you most likely have back door sex with eskimoo homer men.
All you need is Jesus, He is waiting for you. Give up your whoring ways and accept Jesus as your personal Lord and Savior, that's not to hard is it?

[HerpDiDerp]

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Why you cheeky young madam!


Only if you consider GOD, virgin births, burning bushes, angels, demons and talking donkeys as incompatible with 'common logic'.

I find God very logical. Human's have a need to feel save and thus they seek out God for guidance. Angels and demons to also qualify under this. As a God, no matter how powerful must have messengers to spread his words... he is covering a pretty large area after all. And of course he must have enemies to smith so he can prove his worth.
Bushes burn when you light them on fire. So that is highly logical. But virgin births and talking donkeys sounds a little unlikely ...sorry.

[Meek and Humble]

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WOW, that was awkward. Seeing that not long ago I was damned to hell for my tendency to love women, and now you suggest it. Oops?

But no, I do not expect a woman to fall in love with me before she knows me, that is just absurd. But I will not approach her if she shoves me away before I even say my hello. Which is what your God did to me.

Look, none of us KNOWS if you are one of the people damned to hell. Only God knows that. Just because you have had bad experiences doesn't mean you aren't destined to convert and go to heaven.

BUT, the fact that you are question God will not get you there any faster!

Romans 9:11 Yet, before the twins were born or had done anything good or bad—in order that God’s purpose in election might stand: 12 not by works but by him who calls—she was told, “The older will serve the younger.” 13 Just as it is written: “Jacob I loved, but Esau I hated.”
14 What then shall we say? Is God unjust? Not at all! 15 For he says to Moses,
“I will have mercy on whom I have mercy,
and I will have compassion on whom I have compassion.”
16 It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy. 17 For Scripture says to Pharaoh: “I raised you up for this very purpose, that I might display my power in you and that my name might be proclaimed in all the earth.” 18 Therefore God has mercy on whom he wants to have mercy, and he hardens whom he wants to harden.
19 One of you will say to me: “Then why does God still blame us? For who is able to resist his will?” 20 But who are you, a human being, to talk back to God? “Shall what is formed say to the one who formed it, ‘Why did you make me like this?’” 21 Does not the potter have the right to make out of the same lump of clay some pottery for special purposes and some for common use?
22 What if God, although choosing to show his wrath and make his power known, bore with great patience the objects of his wrath—prepared for destruction?

23 What if he did this to make the riches of his glory known to the objects of his mercy, whom he prepared in advance for glory—

[Lisa H]

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WOW, that was awkward. Seeing that not long ago I was damned to hell for my tendency to love women, and now you suggest it. Oops?

But no, I do not expect a woman to fall in love with me before she knows me, that is just absurd. But I will not approach her if she shoves me away before I even say my hello. Which is what your God did to me.

How do you know she shove you away before you say hello. It is just same the with the Lord, You have to say hello first. You cannot act like a street beggar expecting Him to give you a handout.

[Mrs. Rogers]

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Last time I checked I was still female, but I've always been a bit of a tomboy and not the first time I've been thought to be a boy. Also when there's no face to connect to the person typing a message over the internet, then of course it's logical to jump to a conclusion even though it might have been the wrong one. So I forgive you. ;D

Why you cheeky young madam!

This I know not because the bible told me so, but because of common logic. And you want me to give up on that?

Only if you consider GOD, virgin births, burning bushes, angels, demons and talking donkeys as incompatible with 'common logic'.