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  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

    Originally posted by eghatathig View Post
    if you've read the bible so often.. well i guess that's what you do 24/7 then you should know that God loves everyone, and Jesus does too,
    I've been reading my Bible for 24 hours straight and I haven't been able to find any scripture that shows that God or Jesus loves everybody. Maybe it was Walt Disney who said that?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

      Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
      Dude, you have to get your nose out of that book and just look around you
      I do that all the time. At the moment I am looking at your posting for example. In a while I will go outdoors and shoot some nice animal for dinner.

      these rules you live by might have made sense thousands of years ago but but the don't now
      This is total nonsense. The fact that most people live in sin nowadays (there is more crime, prostitution etc. than there has even been) is a bad thing, not a good thing. The world would be a much better place if more people lived according to the Holy Bible.

      You are saying I live my life wrong. I'm gonna say the same thing to you
      Well, I appreciate you being honest about your view on this. But think about this. If I am right, and I am right, you will burn in hell for all eternity for your sins. If you are right, and you are not right, nothing bad will happen to either of us. Guess what the smart choice here is...
      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

        Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
        I do my best to be a good person and be good to others. not push my thoughts into other peoples heads. Just love man!
        This is not the way a True Christian™ should live. Consider the following explanation by Brother Jack T. Chick. A woman with beliefs which resemble yours meets a True Christian™:



        You see, this is the standard reaction of False Christians: they claim that being good is more important to Jesus than preaching the Gospel. However, then the following happens in a dream to this person: a good friend, who apparently had died, sends her a letter from Hell:



        She receives this letter, and her friend admits that she indeed was a good person, who "taught her many things." However, she never tried to convert her friend, with the result that her friend went to Hell.

        She wakes up to find that it was only a dream. However, when she tries to reach her best friend, she discovers the following:



        Do you see what happens, if you replace the preaching of Jesus Christ with "being good?" People don't get a ticket to Heaven by being good. They get a ticket to Heaven by accepting Jesus Christ as their Lord and Saviour.

        Don't let this happen to your friends! Please, repent now, and tell your friends of Jesus, or they'll go to Hell.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
          You people are making it to complicated.
          Reading ALL parts of the Bible should NEVER be considered complicated.

          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
          you're confusion of what it means to be Christian has made you into hating people.
          On the contrary, we are not confused because we live by what the Bible says. Not by what people say. So if you say "God wants you to do X", then we say "point out where the Bible says so".

          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
          I live by what Jesus said every day.
          Oh? What did he say exactly? Have you read everything that He said or do you just focus on the 1% of what He said? According to Christians like you, Jesus must have had a peculiarly limited vocabulary, even though He was the most intelligent person who ever existed.

          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
          I do my best to be a good person and be good to others. not push my thoughts into other peoples heads. Just love man!
          No, you think you are being a good person because you don't have much friction with other people. The reason there is no friction is because you fail to stand up for Jesus Christ. Instead, you just go with the flow. You are not a man, but a boy.
          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
          Matthew 7:22
          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

            All my friends know of Jesus.
            If there is something you Christians should have learned, and it doesn't look like you have, you should have learned that not following the bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
            Like when Jesus helped a man he saw on the side of the road and cured him, he was braking the rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday, for that was the the the lord rested.
            And did he go to hell... NO! but he is found to be the greatest person of all time!

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            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

              That brought me to tears, Brother True Disciple

              It is the reason I am here, I have to spread the word, I have to Save© as many souls as possible.

              My eskimoe friends, please, please, read the Bible, see God for who He truly is. Do not make Him into something He is not. The Bible will open your eyes to the path of righteousness. If you must hate, hate Greenland, not God.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                All my friends know of Jesus.
                If there is something you Christians should have learned, and it doesn't look like you have, you should have learned that not following the bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
                Like when Jesus helped a man he saw on the side of the road and cured him, he was braking the rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday, for that was the the the lord rested.
                And did he go to hell... NO! but he is found to be the greatest person of all time!
                Jesus broke the Sabbath rules. Those have been covered off

                Romans 14:5
                One man esteemeth one day above another: another esteemeth every day alike. Let every man be fully persuaded in his own mind.

                However, teaching of another Jesus or different doctrine will land in you in a whole lot of hot fiery lake.

                2 Corinthians 11:4
                For if he that cometh preacheth another Jesus, whom we have not preached, or if ye receive another spirit, which ye have not received, or another gospel, which ye have not accepted, ye might well bear with him.
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                  Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                  All my friends know of Jesus.
                  If there is something you Christians should have learned, and it doesn't look like you have, you should have learned that not following the bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
                  Like when Jesus helped a man he saw on the side of the road and cured him, he was braking the rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday, for that was the the the lord rested.
                  And did he go to hell... NO! but he is found to be the greatest person of all time!
                  Son, you cannot just 'know of Jesus" you have to know Him completely. You must follow through. Like getting dressed. Shirt, socks, parka boots... what is Missing? Sweet Jesus, underpants and pants! Hallelujah!
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                    I got an infraction for posting two pictures. The admin said that I took pictures of New Zealand for some reason and posted them as pictures of Iceland. I´m pretty sure that lying and misleading is against the teachings of the bible. I think we here at the forum can all agree that god is our lord and his judgement is final. But when you call me a liar you call our lord in heaven a liar. I find this most offensive and as member of another Baptist church I´m deeply insulted. Fact: is during this last winter iceland received less snow than mainland europe. I live here. I´m half icelandic and half american I lived in Iowa for 5 years and I know this. I´m a baptist and I´m just so insulted I just wanted to correct a few wrong facts that you put but you call me a atheist sympithist(I´m sorry for my spelling and grammar) and liar. America has done more ungodly things than Iceland why flame Iceland?

                    Most people in Iceland just go about doing good things. There is no racism in Iceland and we don´t hold a grudge against anyone. We´ve never offended demeaned or practiced satanic rituals. Our country is close to hell? What about Mt. Saint helens or yellowstone ? what about the entire eastern seaboard or the poverty in the southern states? How is that not gods retribution and why don´t you adress those issues?

                    Thanks, a devout Christian.

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                    • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                      Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
                      Thanks, a devout Christian.
                      I am still looking forward to your civilized response to my answers to your questions.
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                        If i would call you guys demeaning word like "rednecks", "backwards" or "ungodly." You would be offended right?
                        Well you know eskimos don´t live in iceland and you know your just trying to insult and anger the icelandic people which are of a pure breed. There are around 500 thousand people living in the US of icelandic decent. All caucasian Americans are decended from europeans. You must therefore repent for the sins of your forefathers which you claim were ungodly. Every single one of you has a catholic ancestor for that matter? How old is the Baptist community for that matter?

                        Thanks, a devout christian.

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                        • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                          you should have learned that not following the Bible fully doesn't make you a bad person and doesn't send you to hell.
                          If you say it's fine to ignore parts of the Bible, then you're playing God. Clearly not something a Christian should do. You may or may not be a good person, but you're not a Christian.

                          Your argument really fails logically though: you choose to not follow the parts of the Bible that say the entire Bible should be followed. Here, some quotes:

                          2 Peter 1:20 Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.
                          2 Peter 3:16 As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are some things hard to be understood, which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, unto their own destruction.
                          Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

                          Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
                          Matthew 7:24 Therefore whosoever heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them, I will liken him unto a wise man, which built his house upon a rock:
                          Matthew 7:26 And every one that heareth these sayings of mine, and doeth them not, shall be likened unto a foolish man, which built his house upon the sand:

                          Originally posted by gurkurass View Post
                          rule of the Bible that you shouldn't do anything on a Sunday
                          Where does it say this? I don't recall the Bible saying you shouldn't do anything. My family goes to Church on Sunday. Does that count as "not doing anything"?

                          You really have no idea of what is or isn't in the Bible, friend. You haven't taken the time to read it. Instead, you listen to the summarized versions of people who adjusted the message of the Bible to fit their own agenda. You're just too blind to see that.
                          I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                          Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                          Matthew 7:22
                          Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                          Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                          Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                          • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                            Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
                            If i would call you guys demeaning word like "rednecks", "backwards" or "ungodly." You would be offended right?
                            No, because you are a retard. One cannot blame a retard for saying retarded things... it's what retards do. The dog barks, the fish goes blub and you... talk retard.
                            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

                            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
                            Matthew 7:22
                            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
                            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

                            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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                            • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                              Originally posted by KarlKolbeinnKarlsson View Post
                              Thanks, a devout christian.
                              I am still looking forward to your civilized response to my polite answers to your questions.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Re: God Hates Iceland!

                                To answer your responses cranky old man : No icelander would say that there are eskimos are in iceland. We have one house that has ice, it´s called the icebar and that ice is inside a wooden building. Iceland has the biggest glacier in europe. There is around 20% of the country covered in snow all year round. During the summer the sun never sets here. There is one day during the winter where there is no sun. I personally know Björk she is related to me. When you say that icelandic is not the most related to english well of course thats not what i said what i said was old norse was the most influencial. So scottish langauge you mentioned obviously was influenced by old norse.

                                To the person that called me a retard. You my dear sir, simply sit behind your computer hiding in a dark room calling people names. If I would meet you on the street i would knock you flat on the ground with gods holy spirit on my side. Then i would make a time machine and send you sodom and gommora and have you raped and suffer and enternity in hellfire.

                                Thanks, a devout christian.

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