[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Why should a man give everybody, including MEN, a hug.

And you say other people are gay. Jesus, with his long hair and white dress is the biggest and the first gay man in the world.

Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and disemboweling baby seals to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

And hugs are not gay unless you choose to look at them that way and therefore makes you gay.

Amen to that brother!

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

After 137 pages of nonsense, it's sad to see that I was right all along about Iceland. They are Godmocking eskimo savages that spew hate and bigotry. How many more "fat American" jokes will there be? How many more crazy rants uplifting the norse gods will there be? They need to stop being so racist and intolerant and quit mocking decent Christian folk like us for our beliefs.

There does seem to be at least one Godly Icelander, and that is Alexander Jonnson. Alex, we are glad to have you here. But it's pretty sad knowing just how damned to Hell Iceland is. This thread has reached at least 70% of the population and there's only one decent Christian on the whole forsaken iceberg? Sad, very sad.

[hjalticoolgaur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

After 137 pages of nonsense, it's sad to see that I was right all along about Iceland. They are Godmocking eskimo savages that spew hate and bigotry. How many more "fat American" jokes will there be? How many more crazy rants uplifting the norse gods will there be? They need to stop being so racist and intolerant and quit mocking decent Christian folk like us for our beliefs.

There does seem to be at least one Godly Icelander, and that is Alexander Jonnson. Alex, we are glad to have you here. But it's pretty sad knowing just how damned to Hell Iceland is. This thread has reached at least 70% of the population and there's only one decent Christian on the whole forsaken iceberg? Sad, very sad.

Are you seriously calling US racist?! You are the man who stands for burning african americans and gay people. Why? Because some fucking book says it's bad? FUCK!!
If I would meet you on the street I would honestly spit on your face, I don't give a fuck if you say I'm going to burn in hell or god is going to do this and that, god can suck my dick. What the fuck is he going to do about that?

You start this thread by saying Iceland is hell and Iceland is bad and shit. Then you're surprised some of us are offended? Eat shit reverend. Eat shit.

Goodbye!

[thor not]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I didn't wanna read it online, so I found a copy in my library, where should I start? at the beginning or are there some other chapters that I should really look into first?

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Are you seriously calling US racist?! You are the man who stands for burning african americans and gay people. Why? Because some piffleing book says it's bad? piffle!!
If I would meet you on the street I would honestly spit on your face, I don't give a piffle if you say I'm going to burn in hell or god is going to do this and that, god can suck my**** What the piffle is he going to do about that?

You start this thread by saying Iceland is hell and Iceland is bad and shit. Then you're surprised some of us are offended? Eat **** reverend. Eat ****.

Goodbye!

Thanks for stopping by, now go away heathen.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I didn't wanna read it online, so I found a copy in my library, where should I start? at the beginning or are there some other chapters that I should really look into first?

If you are referring to the KJV1611, page one. If it is a copy of Eskimos today I don't care!

[Brother Alex]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I didn't wanna read it online, so I found a copy in my library, where should I start? at the beginning or are there some other chapters that I should really look into first?

2 Timothy 3:16:
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Are you seriously calling US racist?!

Yes, hating Americans is racist.

If I would meet you on the street I would honestly spit on your face

I would not, I would shoot you between your evil eyes.

You start this thread by saying Iceland is hell and Iceland is bad and shit.

And you just proved him right! As did most idiots from Iceland. Do you lobotomize all children at birth in Iceland?

[hjalticoolgaur]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

Yes, hating Americans is racist.

You are no better. Hipocrit.

I would not, I would shoot you between your evil eyes.

Yes. MURDER another human being for your god? That's smart.

THIS is what god really stands for? Shit...

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You are no better. Hipocrit.

You are mistaken. You hate Americans, not me, I like Americans. I also don't hate Icelanders, even though they are almost all idiots. I love you with True Christian tough love and I really hope you will stop your evil ways and prevent eternal damnation to hell.

Yes. MURDER another human being for your god? That's smart. THIS is what god really stands for? Shit...

Of course not. But what kind of response do you expect when you say things like "I would honestly spit on your face"?

[thor not]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am ashamed for have being born in this country, Icelanders should be ashamed as well.
I want to with your permission and gods, start a missionary here in Iceland to educate those ignorant and stupid cavemen that seem to live all around me.
KJV1611 has opened my eyes, thank you L.B.C.
When Satan will spew from the earth here and claim all his eskimo/retard babies here Jesus will hopefully reach down to me and save me from those barbarians.

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

You are mistaken. You hate Americans, not me, I like Americans. I also don't hate Icelanders, even though they are almost all idiots. I love you with True Christian tough love and I really hope you will stop your evil ways and prevent eternal damnation to hell.

Of course not. But what kind of response do you expect when you say things like "I would honestly spit on your face"?

Brother Cranky I know what he needs, a BIG hug from Jesus. I bet that would straighten him right out.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

I am ashamed for have being born in this country, Icelanders should be ashamed as well.

Agreed.

I want to with your permission and gods, start a missionary here in Iceland to educate those ignorant and stupid cavemen that seem to live all around me.

Sounds like a good plan!

KJV1611 has opened my eyes, thank you L.B.C.

You're most welcome!

[James Dewitt]

Re: God Hates Iceland!

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I am ashamed for have being born in this country, Icelanders should be ashamed as well.

As you should be!

I want to with your permission and gods, start a missionary here in Iceland to educate those ignorant and stupid cavemen that seem to live all around me.
KJV1611 has opened my eyes, thank you L.B.C.

You should Email a Pastor with a detailed plan of action

When Satan will spew from the earth here and claim all his eskimo/retard babies here Jesus will hopefully reach down to me and save me from those barbarians.

If you try hard and become a true Christian(TM) Jesus might just save you.