[Logan]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Sorry Cranky but it´s allmost the same USA (Under Satans Arm) and why are you guys copying thr Brittish flag (same colours and with stripes), oh and like ours too and like Norway too and like Faroe Islands

How do you expect anyone to take you seriously if you can't even form a proper paragraph? Are you perhaps from the theird world? (Iceland, australia/ New Zealand, Africa, Europe...)

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

@Logan Sometimes it makes me sad that people like @oliver the blubbereater are not smart enough to find Jesus.
I will pray that Jesus will give him a brain! #Luke 18:27

[Greg Engott]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I spoke with an unholy New Zealander last evening and I warned him of his un-Christian ways. He was even proud of the fact that New Zealand has the highest number of sheep rape cases in the world.

I fear that these people will burn in hell and that it is too late to pray for them.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I spoke with an unholy New Zealander last evening and I warned him of his un-Christian ways. He was even proud of the fact that New Zealand has the highest number of sheep rape cases in the world.

That is horrible!

[Bryan Tamariki]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

The latest outrage from New Zealand: Hug a Ginga Day !

Redheads embrace their day

By SONIA GERKEN - The Southland Times

Last updated 13:45 29/05/2010

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/3754149/Redheads-embrace-their-day

BARRY HARCOURT/The Southland Times
REDDY OR NOT: Redhead Ben Winter reacts as he gets a hug from Lisa Knight during Hug A Ginga Day yesterday.

The Edge radio station's Hug A Ginga Day has created debate as fiery as the reputation of those it is celebrating - or persecuting, depending on who you listen to.
St Peter's College student teacher Torina Halford said she was embracing Hug A Ginga Day, agreeing she was red, loud and proud. She had received 17 hugs by lunchtime from staff and pupils.
Invercargill redhead Ben Winter said his walk to work yesterday was hugless but he was not worried about the prospect of getting hugs.
He did not mind the concept of Hug A Ginga Day. He never had any trouble at school but had been subjected to the occasional remark by "the odd bogan" as they drove past, Mr Winter said.
But then, every minority group had to put up with that, he said.
While appreciating the concerns raised by some people, the public outburst by Christchurch father Stephen Simpson, who was worried about the impact on his redhead sons, had just drawn more attention to the day, Mr Winter said.
Miss Halford agreed, saying the opposition to the day was idiotic – "just deal with it".
Not all gingas were impressed with being hugged, though, including George the cat. A resident at the Gore RSPCA shelter, he tried to evade the attentions of volunteer Nat Laws when The Southland Times called to get his photograph.
Former Gore man Mike Puru and his co-hosts on The Edge's morning show are behind Hug A Ginga Day, now in its third year.
This week Puru claimed the stunt was not meant to cause offence. "The reason Hug A Ginga Day was invented was to celebrate the fact that these people are redheads. It's just a fun day. People just need to embrace it," Puru said.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I personally don't mind gingers that much, New Zealand however.......

I prefer a ginger day over a satanic day, don't you agree?

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

New Zealand is a small insignificant country on the edge of the world. It used to be part of England but everyone there forgot about it. There are a few True Christians™ there, but most of it's inhabitants are going straight to Hell.

Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.

New Zealand has the highest amount of Apatheism (Atheism on steroids) in the world. They do not just ignore God, they are openly proud about it!

I've never met someone who is proud of ignoring God. I've met athiests, but they don't act proud of it.

New Zealand has the highest amount of sheep rape cases in the entire world. And this is not just per capita! Leviticus 18:23 "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."

Give me a trustworthy source on that, and maybe I'll believe it. That's just a stupid stereotype.

More or less civilized people arrived in New Zealand by canoe in about AD 1250–1300. This canoe is still the most advanced form of transportation New Zealand has.

Hahahano. Does this look 'more or less civilised' to you?

Many people in New Zealand die because they ignore the Holy Bible and mistakenly think Earth is a globe. Then they fall off the edge. New Zealand is in denial about this and claims a lot of people drown in the Waikato River to explain these "mysterious" deaths. 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

The earth is round... I'm going to get banned for this, aren't I?

New Zealand claims to be a peaceful nation but in reality no one ever cared enough to invade it and no one there owns enough to make any form of crime profitable. And there is nothing peaceful about the way in which the Māori are mistreated. Many Māori are in jail for crimes that don't even exist in New Zealand and ancient Māori rock-art is often damaged or destroyed. The government has provided over NZ$900 million (about 7 American Dollars) in settlements in an attempt to undo some of the severe damage done to the Māori.

Maori aren't mistreated at all. Yes, we were jerks to them when we first colonised the country, but now they are treated just as white people are.

When British explorer James Cook started trading in 1769 the people of New Zealand mostly paid for the goods with sex. For those in denial about this: King (2003) pg 122.

That's another load of bull, all I have to say.

In 2003 New Zealand decriminalised the sex trade. Most female workers in New Zealand are whores. Proverbs 23:27-28 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit. She also lieth in wait as for a prey, and increaseth the transgressors among men."

Would you rather a legalised and organised one, or an illegal one which still runs rampant? The sex trade will happen whether or not it is legal, might as well make sure it's kept in line.

Since people in New Zealand have no real property other than sex trade they invented Kiwi Dollars to pretend having an economy. These

Kiwi Dollars are also valid in Cook Islands, Niue, Tokelau, and the Pitcairn Islands all of which are, surprisingly, even less significant than New Zealand. Everywhere else in the world they are better known as Monopoly Money.

You're an idiot. Nothing else to say here.

All people New Zealand of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Hahahahaha. So, apparently every country apart from America is going to go to hell? You're an idiot.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

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Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.

I've never met someone who is proud of ignoring God. I've met athiests, but they don't act proud of it.

Friend,

If you are a Christian why have you chosen the user name of a character from the stories written by a notorious God mocker like Terry Pratchett? I would think that a good Christian would want to deal with FACT and leave absurd, wish fulfillment fantasies of invisible magic men who can survive death to the secularists. Heavens knows they need to avoid thinking of the hear after.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

Bullcarp. I'm a Christian, and and I live in New Zealand. And proud of it.

I stopped reading when I saw this.......

Why not try the KJV1611 Bible?

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I chose this name because I enjoy fiction, and think that Terry Pratchett is a good author. You recognised the name quickly for someone who condemns "absurd, wish fulfillment fantasies of invisible magic men".

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I chose this name because I enjoy fiction, and think that Terry Pratchett is a good author. You recognised the name quickly for someone who condemns "absurd, wish fulfillment fantasies of invisible magic men".

God keeps us informed on all evil.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I'm a Christian

If you were a True Christian ™ you wouldn't be trolling our Godly forum.

[SirSamVimes]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I did not intend to troll your forum. Is disagreeing with a poster in any way here considered trolling?

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

How would you like it if I came and disagreed with you?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 8 Reasons why God hates New Zealand!

I did not intend to troll your forum. Is disagreeing with a poster in any way here considered trolling?

There is nothing to disagree with. Everything we say can be backed up with Scripture from the Holy Word of God.

Case Closed. Jesus always wins.