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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22354

    #421
    Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by pantsa56 View Post
    And you say we don't appriciate godhttp://www.nomadig.com/2004/08/16/wo...-wooden-church
    built 25.9.1847. Still standing
    Why didn't you cheapskates use concrete?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Winland
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Mar 2011
      • 4

      #422
      Re: Does God hate Finland?

      Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
      Why didn't you cheapskates use concrete?
      'cus wood is more natural than cold concrete.

      So if God hates the country of Finland does that mean God automatically hates me?

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449

        #423
        Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by Winland View Post
        'cus wood is more natural than cold concrete.

        So if God hates the country of Finland does that mean God automatically hates me?
        I'd say it depends on where you live.

        Where do you live?
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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        • Winland
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Mar 2011
          • 4

          #424
          Re: Does God hate Finland?

          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
          I'd say it depends on where you live.

          Where do you live?
          Finland

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          • Wide-Open
            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
            True Christian™
            • Nov 2007
            • 18449

            #425
            Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Then, I'm afraid - this may come as a bit of a shock to you - that He most probably hates you too, yes.
            Psalm 81:10:
            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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            • Winland
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Mar 2011
              • 4

              #426
              Re: Does God hate Finland?

              Well damn. I'll just rock my way to hell then

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              • Mikey Rewlande
                Unsaved trash, drunken scott
                • Mar 2011
                • 12

                #427
                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                Originally posted by Winland View Post
                Finland
                The beast with two backs!

                Finland is in, what is known as, The Devil's Triangle - Finland, The Pharoah Islands and Malta.

                A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                • Winland
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 4

                  #428
                  Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  Originally posted by Mikey Rewlande View Post
                  The beast with two backs!

                  Finland is in, what is known as, The Devil's Triangle - Finland, The Pharoah Islands and Malta.

                  You sure it's not The back with two beasts?

                  Ah no wonder i run into guys with horns all the time

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                  • Mikey Rewlande
                    Unsaved trash, drunken scott
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 12

                    #429
                    Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    Originally posted by Metri-Make View Post
                    I'm so ashamed for you guys. You should really listen to yourselves.

                    1) Your terrible grammar makes me want to murder all of you. You're so goddamn proud of your great nation etc. but a Finn speaks better English than all of you combined!

                    2) In case you didn't know, most Ezkimos live in Greenland, which by the way is YOUR EASTERN NEIHGBOUR. Why wouldn't you learn some geography, too.

                    3) According to my beliefs, the main idea concerning Christianity is love and harmony. "Why don't you show us a verse" blah blah blah. You crazy people are shameful to the whole concept of Christianity. Oh right, I also couldn't help noticing the TM in your "True Christian" thingie. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

                    4) Finns would rather die in a potential war than ask help from you idiots. Americans always just try to benefit. BTW, we did pay your Marshall-aid back. Yeah, the only country which paid.

                    So shut the piffle up and die.
                    A pox on your house foreign devil. Let me correct your childish foolishness;

                    1) You spell fin with one "n". The double "n" is catholic.
                    2) We don't need geography lessons from a bunch of goat people clinging to a rock in the middle of nowhere
                    3)TM is a TM in law and the eyes of the Lord
                    4)Nobody would bother fighting you fins anyway. Grow up lady.
                    A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                    • jewish muslim lord
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 2

                      #430
                      Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      You can't say that god hates someone only because he/she lives in coyntry that hasn't dropped couple of NUCLEAR BOMBS to Japan.

                      I was comparing you to nazis and there was lot of same between you and them except that nazis didn't hate everyone! And may I ask how did you get copyright to salvation?
                      I'm pretty sure that I'm going to get banned but you can't ban us all.

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #431
                        Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        Originally posted by jewish muslim lord View Post
                        You can't say that god hates someone only because he/she lives in coyntry that hasn't dropped couple of NUCLEAR BOMBS to Japan.
                        Well obviously, that's not the only reason, is it?

                        I was comparing you to nazis and there was lot of same between you and them except that nazis didn't hate everyone!
                        Neither do we. We love our fellow True Christian™.

                        Additionally, the nazis were catholics. I think that's a major difference as well between them and us.

                        And may I ask how did you get copyright to salvation?
                        We got that from Jesus in Heaven, of course:

                        1 John 2:3-6:
                        And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
                        He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
                        But whoso keepeth his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected: hereby know we that we are in him.
                        He that saith he abideth in him ought himself also so to walk, even as he walked.

                        True Christians™ (people who truly know Jesus) follow the entire Bible. If people do not do that, they are false Christians. So, any Christian who is not a True Christian™, that is, any Christian who does not follow the entire Bible, is a liar, according to Verse 4. And liars go to Hell, as Revelation 21:8 teaches. So, only True Christians™ achieve Salvation™, or in other words, have the exclusive right to go to Heaven.

                        I'm pretty sure that I'm going to get banned but you can't ban us all.
                        Excuse me? What is the physical, insurmountable barrier for the admins and mods of this forum to ban you all? I've never discovered it, you know.
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

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                        • jewish muslim lord
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 2

                          #432
                          Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Excuse me? What is the physical, insurmountable barrier for the admins and mods of this forum to ban you all? I've never discovered it, you know.
                          I just believe so I don't have to explain more. You pissed off the Finland and we'll come back with diferent names, no matter how many times you ban us!

                          And can you convince me about that the Earth is flat? I don't understand how that could be possible...

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                          • Wide-Open
                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                            True Christian™
                            • Nov 2007
                            • 18449

                            #433
                            Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            Originally posted by jewish muslim lord View Post
                            I just believe so I don't have to explain more. You pissed off the Finland and we'll come back with diferent names, no matter how many times you ban us!
                            Is that a threat, Mr. Halinen?

                            The DoF has its eyes on you girl!
                            Psalm 81:10:
                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Ponderous
                              Unsaved trash, rabid eskimo hatemonger
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 15

                              #434
                              Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                              Finland isn't communist, gays are not allowed in communist countries. But Finland allows them so they are not a communist country.

                              But that does not mean Finland is free from God's wrath!
                              And you think that Us is saved from Holy Wrath? Fat chance.

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                              • Ponderous
                                Unsaved trash, rabid eskimo hatemonger
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 15

                                #435
                                Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Do you hate nazis? Why? I thought that God hated Jewish people

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