[James Hutchins]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

It disturbes me ...I don't visit the church more than 5 times a year. But I like churches because they are often beautiful .....I believe in God. And as a citizen in a free-will, democratic country I also believe in reason, like the evolution. .....!

.........
I've been thinking of this in a few hours now and my mind is empty. I have to go.....!

Friend, I want to like you. God wants to shower you with His Golden soothing warm love.
You rarely go to Church
You claim to have faith in Him yet you do not believe in His word.
Your mind is empty.

Your first few words say a lot friend. How long have you been disturbed?

[Mr.sensei]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Please have this translated from Japanese into American, Mr Sensei.

YBIC

Mr.Matthew hopkins.

I`m going little off topic here,but can you tell me some major differences between english and american languages please.

And please tell me,how did you come to assume that i was writing in japanese?

Thank you.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Mr.Matthew hopkins.

I`m going little off topic here,but can you tell me some major differences between english and american languages please.

And please tell me,how did you come to assume that i was writing in japanese?

Thank you.

"English" is the way "American" sounds when spoken by someone with a mouthful of broken teeth, Mrs Sensei. Also, they don't understand spelling.

I know my powers of deduction must seem almost superhuman to a simple slant like yourself, but it is simple:

1) When the japs adopted American Karate as their national sport, they translated "teacher" into "sensei".

2) Japs are stupid and can't spell any better than the English.

3) Someone with the name of "Mrs Sensei", who cannot spell and is clearly educationally subnormal, must be a jap.

YBIC

[Mr.sensei]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

"English" is the way "American" sounds when spoken by someone with a mouthful of broken teeth, Mrs Sensei. Also, they don't understand spelling.

I know my powers of deduction must seem almost superhuman to a simple slant like yourself, but it is simple:

1) When the japs adopted American Karate as their national sport, they translated "teacher" into "sensei".

2) Japs are stupid and can't spell any better than the English.

3) Someone with the name of "Mrs Sensei", who cannot spell and is clearly educationally subnormal, must be a jap.
YBIC

Dear Hopkins.

Can you point out the errors in my spelling for me? You have better knowledge of english/irish/american grammar...Not quite sure,which dialect are we communicating? I assume that original Matthew Hopkins was english(Wikipedia told me so),but Hopkins is an irish surname so that raises question also. And the fact that you claim to speak american,confuses things little.

Thank you.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Dear Hopkins.

Can you point out the errors in my spelling for me? You have better knowledge of english/irish/american grammar...Not quite sure,which dialect are we communicating? I assume that original Matthew Hopkins was english(Wikipedia told me so),but Hopkins is an irish surname so that raises question also. And the fact that you claim to speak american,confuses things little.

Thank you.

Dear Mrs Sensei, please introduce yourself here. We can discuss my name after you have told us about your walk with Jesus, and how you cope with life surrounded by the other japs.

YBIC

[John North]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Hi.
I`m rom Finland,and I am teribly ashamed and embarrased for the stupidity of my fellow Finns. It is ridilous,how they seem to take you guys seriously. We all know hat stupidity is,it is a sin.

Please check the keys on your keyboard. I think some of them have gone missing OR someone has moved them around to prank you. There is also the possibility that you have a brain dysfunction. I will pray for you regardless of what.

[Kalakamu]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Im from finnland and i have to say that i have ever read so funny thing than you say at this site. Most of you doesn't even know what is finnland and less people know what kind of people we are. So when you don't know us well, you can't say anything from us... And some of you think that we leave church because we have to go there few time a year... The truth is, that some people simply doesn't have money to pay church taxes...
Please, learn something about finnland and after that say something not so stupid...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Im from finnland and i have to say that i have ever read so funny thing than you say at this site. Most of you doesn't even know what is finnland and less people know what kind of people we are. So when you don't know us well, you can't say anything from us... And some of you think that we leave church because we have to go there few time a year... The truth is, that some people simply doesn't have money to pay church taxes...
Please, learn something about finnland and after that say something not so stupid...

That was a hateful thing to say. Did your eskimo demon-god send you here to persecute us?

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Ex-soccer player]

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The finnish drunkards are spitting in Jesus' face again They are not ashamed to launch a set of stamps to honor homer "artist" Tom of Finland (died from AIDS in 1991). Christian Ladies, please don't click on this link:

http://www.posti.fi/english/current/2014/20140413_stamps.html

Showing gay porn on official postage stamps marks a new low point in submitting to the radical gay agenda. What if children want to post a letter?

God not only hates sodomites, He also hates those who support their agenda:

And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
Being filled with all unrighteousness, fornication, wickedness, covetousness, maliciousness; full of envy, murder, debate, deceit, malignity; whisperers,
Backbiters, haters of God, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents,
Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful:
Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them. - Romans 1:28-32

I have already written a protest letter and will hand it out to the finnish Embarrasy right tomorrow

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

I have already written a protest letter and will hand it out to the finnish Embarrasy right tomorrow

You should post it, Brother, to show them what a decent, proper postage stamp looks like.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

You should post it, Brother, to show them what a decent, proper postage stamp looks like.

Indeed, Sister! And a proper stamp looks like THIS!



Ephesians 4:24
And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

The latest news from the socialist -stan of Finnland is that work is to be abolished and everyone will be able to live on welfare.

The Finnish government is considering a pilot project that would see the state pay people a basic income regardless of whether they work. The details of how much the basic income might be and who would be eligible for it are yet to be announced, but already there is widespread interest in how it might work.

I bet there is "widespread interest" among these idle good-for-nothings. It will leave them with even more time to chew blubber and collect magic mushrooms.

5.4 million people live in Finland (if you can call it living)

2.5 million are employed - many of them women

10% of the workforce is unemployed - soon to be about 99%, as maybe 1% of the population will be required to administer the welfare scheme

I suppose this story is good news for stockholders and European consumers, as it means that Nokia and IKEA (the only Finish companies anyone has ever heard of) will have to outsource all their production to places like Bengaldesh. This will increase corporate profits, while at the same time fans of cheap cellphones and cardboard furniture will pay lower prices. Win-win!

But for the Finish people it signals the end of the last vestiges of self-respect. We can only thank Jesus that it will also signal the end of the Fins, as when their doctors all become welfare-scroungers the population will die off in no time.

[Elmer G. White]

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The latest news from the socialist -stan of Finnland is that work is to be abolished and everyone will be able to live on welfare.

I bet there is "widespread interest" among these idle good-for-nothings. It will leave them with even more time to chew blubber and collect magic mushrooms ...

Sister Joanna, This is an important update. However, I think that Jesus gave up all hope for Sinland when the country endorsed homermarriage... Hence, it is no surprise that the nation opposes one of the most pivotal teachings of Jesus!

2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

A clear message: for the unemployed starvation is the choice of Jesus! That would lead them into Salvation!



Still, regarding the question in the opening post of this informative thread: Does God hate Finland? I don't think God bothers with Sinland at all. The country is too insignificant to be hated. I think that God and Jesus despise Finland but mostly ignore it, similar to all the other countries of the former Soviet Union that have ignored Mother Russia's call for reunification.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Thank you for inserting the appropriate scriptural reference, Brother Professor Dr. White.

2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.

I had the right chapter and verse in mind, but when I typed in 2 Corinthians 3:10 (For even that which was made glorious had no glory in this respect, by reason of the glory that excelleth) I knew I had made a mistake. I always confuse Corinthians and Thessalonians, what with them both being Greeks, but at least this time I did not make a fool of myself by citing the wrong one.

But I digress. I expect that you're right that Jesus despises and ignores Finnland. Like us, He is probably doing His level best to forget it.

[Odin'sValkyrja]

Re: Does God hate Finland?

Well then, i guess finland doesn't need god's love It has awesome metal, a wonderful language and Odin is on our side anyway.
I know your message God only loves America.. Sure.. What has America done to "earn God's love" (if I may quote you)? Killing thousands or millions of innocent people? Wait, God did the same, when he sent the Flood. Maybe that's what god wants.