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  • Re: Does God hate Finland?

    Originally posted by Suomalainen. View Post
    Sitä paitsi. Miks te haukutte Suomee, jos ette ole koskaan käyneet täällä?

    : Fear2:

    Myönnän, että en ole koskaan käynyt siellä teillä päin, mutta minua alkaa todella inhottaa niin paljon että olla ja voi.

    Jos teitä kohden kirjoittaisi jotai "miten Jumala on voinut siunata teitä?" Niin te haastaisitte oikeuteen ja tietenkin voittaisitte sen kun se oikeus käytäisiin siellä teidän maassa!
    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold. I now hurl it at you in Christ's name!

    Father,
    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my church and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

    In Jesus name I pray..
    Amen
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: Does God hate Finland?

      My fellow chosen Christians. I come in the most desperate moment (not even time to introduce myself properly) and ask You all to pray for the future of Finland until the next Sunday. The Second round of the election of President is held then. In case the news haven't reached the blessed continent of USA, I've just learned the other candidate (who has gained lots popularity in the last minute) of the two remaining is publicly GAY. FAG. Yes, You heard me. Just when I had learned to accept a woman leading the northern land full of heathens the devil pushes us deeper down Don't get me wrong, we still do have those with faith here and a slight narrow change of hope, if God so wishes.

      God's blessings
      T. Neponen

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      • Re: Does God hate Finland?

        Originally posted by Neponen View Post
        My fellow chosen Christians. I come in the most desperate moment (not even time to introduce myself properly) and ask You all to pray for the future of Finland until the next Sunday. The Second round of the election of President is held then. In case the news haven't reached the blessed continent of USA, I've just learned the other candidate (who has gained lots popularity in the last minute) of the two remaining is publicly GAY. FAG. Yes, You heard me. Just when I had learned to accept a woman leading the northern land full of heathens the devil pushes us deeper down Don't get me wrong, we still do have those with faith here and a slight narrow change of hope, if God so wishes.

        God's blessings
        T. Neponen
        From lesbian chairman of SETA to full blown gaysexual. I really can't see much of a difference there.

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        • Re: Does God hate Finland?

          look at this finnish site

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          • Re: Does God hate Finland?

            Originally posted by idlee^ View Post
            look at this finnish site

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            My friend, as a True Christian™, I cannot view pornography. Why would you post such filth on a Christian forum?

            In Christ
            Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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            • Re: Does God hate Finland?

              I think the answer to the question, "Does God hate Finland?" must be "Yes".

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              Why else would this happen?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                @Oompa-loompa Why do the Finish think their language is much better than English? Are they not aware of #Zephaniah 3:9 where God makes clear he hates Finish?
                Honey, you are the reason why we European think that Americans are stupid!! But i got to thank you for giving me the best laughter EVER!! And BTW you do also prove that blonds are stupid!! LMAO!!

                I realy hate muslims, but this site realy got me thinking if "true" Christians are even more stupid!!
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  Finland was especially cursed by God when He destroyed the Tower of Babel. He gave the Finns a completely unintelligible language, 84.5% of which is vowels. It is worse than Chinese or Hungarian. It is so bad that most of them have given up and just speak Swedish.
                  LMAO!! I realy think i am going to die of laughter! You guys are realy unintelligent!!
                  Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                  abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                  • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    And these are just more reasons why God hates Finland.

                    My question for you is this: What are YOU going to do to make Finland a more Godly place? Can you start by accepting Jesus as your personal Savior and repent of being the troll that you are?
                    WOW, arent pastors supposed to be kindhearted, varm persons? LMFAO
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                      Originally posted by anti-christ fool View Post
                      You guys are realy unintelligent!!
                      Really. Care to explain why this was number one hit of october in Finland if you are such intelligent?

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                      • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                        @Oompa-loompa Finish sounds very complicated. Why don't they just talk English?
                        So English is the language of Jesus?? Tell me hun.. What language does they speak in Jerusalem? Or Spain and Portugal? Where the religion came from to America? Remember that religion was in EVERY country before it came to America!! Even in Finland!!

                        Again.. You realy prove that you are a blond!

                        And BTW.. I see that you are from Iowa.. Known as a state where most european/scandinavian came to.. I can bet that your family is from Scandinavia!! The people that realy built America!!!
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                        • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                          Originally posted by anti-christ fool View Post
                          So English is the language of Jesus?
                          In fact, Jesus's language would be better described as American.

                          Before the Tower of Babel, everyone spoke God's Language, which is English. God liked the English so he let them keep their own language. That is why the Bible is in English.

                          They kept speaking English but then some wise and holy men were informed by God that He had given them America, so that they could practice their religion, The One True Religion, in peace once they had subdued the injuns who had pre-stolen the land.

                          So they took their King James Bibles and went to America, and there continued to Speak God's Language.

                          However, the Brits turned godless and their language developed a strange sound (See Dick Van Dyke) and they changed words, leaving the only place that speaks God's Language as America, which is why God answers more prayers in America than anywhere else in the world.

                          Obviously, Jesus, being God can speak and understand every language (including Finnish) but when He talks to God His Father, they will naturally speak in American.

                          I hope this helps.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                            Further proof that Scandinavians are perverts

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                            • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                              "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
                              John 3:16

                              I have so much to say but english isn't my native so you will misunderstand me. And you are so aggressive. You won't listen my opinion, you are arrogant and hateful.


                              I admit that I'm not the best christian in the world but I try to love people. And the are so many sins in this world that I think homosexuality
                              isn't that bad (I think it isn't a sin at all. If it is, I hope God understand, but no one, not the pope, not your pastor can change my mind) You know, you can't be 100% sin-free. So, loving someone is the best sin you can have.


                              And there was this religion in the area where Jesus lived, it was called gnosticism.


                              Jesus loves every gay and prostitute. Maybe he didn't like what they did, but he didn't hate them.


                              Now you can insult me, tell me I'm going to burn in hell, tell me I'm worth of nothing, tell me that God hates me and everything you want, but I believe in God, I believe he loves me, I'm his child.


                              We see things differently. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe you or maybe we are both wrong, we can't never know.



                              You may hate me, but God doesn't. Deal with it.




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                              • Re: Does God hate Finland?

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                In fact, Jesus's language would be better described as American.
                                In fact, Jesus's language would be better described as Aramaic.

                                In religious lesson we were told that some amercians think that they are God's favourite nationality.

                                I'm glad I don't believe the way you do.

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