[Dr Laurence Niles]

'Gay' means bright and pleasant
and 'gender-confused' is the word you are looking for!

No

GAY is an acrernim for Got Aids Yet? Don't they teach you anything in Austria?
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[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

SAVE ME JESUS. WHY DID YOU PUT US ON A LAND WITH EVIL ANIMALS YOU YOURSELF CREATED?

God never created the animals to be evil. It was only through the selfish act of Eve did sin enter the world.

But I share your sentiments. Jesus saving me was the best thing that happened in my life!

[MillyJones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read. The majority of you are the stupidest people I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. But I suppose thats my Australian evil coming out of me. SAVE ME JESUS. WHY DID YOU PUT US ON A LAND WITH EVIL ANIMALS YOU YOURSELF CREATED? Oh no, Skippy the kangaroo is talking in tongues! There is no hope for us now. Save yourself dear Americans!!

[Tye.screen]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

I just wanted to make the point that Australia is definitely in the red zone with God. It is not even a borderline case, really.

The bestialistic abominations that have been perpetrated upon wallabies will not be forgotten on Judgment Day!

And i just want to point out, my balls are smooth as eggs because i just shaved them. in Australia the ladies like it when they F.U.C.K people who aren't related to them. That's right. i know how you guys like it.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

Right. And that's just for a city, not a nation. Australia probably has 4 or 5 cities, so there would need to be about 50 righteous people for it to be spared. Not very likely.

And it says you'd have to be Abraham.

I just wanted to make the point that Australia is definitely in the red zone with God. It is not even a borderline case, really.

The bestialistic abominations that have been perpetrated upon wallabies will not be forgotten on Judgment Day!

[Tye.screen]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Oh you guys and you profanity.

Im Australian, i don't believe in god, in fact it's because of ignorant stupid people like yourselves that a generation of young kids turn their back on the religion.

You want to find heaven? look around? this is as good as it gets and you are not helping the situation. Yes the world is hell at the moment. I BLAME ALL OF YOU!

[Seth Campbell]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

Does anyone know what this hopped up hippie is saying?

Sorry, I don't speak abo. Now if some stoned canukistan hippie shows up, I may be able to help you.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

Does anyone know what this hopped up hippie is saying?

As soon as I saw that G-D bit I stopped reading and put PINKIEPIE in my ignore list

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

No. It says there must be ten.

And it says you'd have to be Abraham.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

No. It says there must be ten.

Right. And that's just for a city, not a nation. Australia probably has 4 or 5 cities, so there would need to be about 50 righteous people for it to be spared. Not very likely.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

.......but.......but DOESN'T THE BIBLE SAY THAT EVEN IF ONE PERSON IS GOOD IN AN ENTIRE NATION G-D WILL SPARE THAT NATION,

No. It says there must be ten.

Genesis 18:16-33

King James Version (KJV)


16And the men rose up from thence, and looked toward Sodom: and Abraham went with them to bring them on the way.
17And the LORD said, Shall I hide from Abraham that thing which I do;
18Seeing that Abraham shall surely become a great and mighty nation, and all the nations of the earth shall be blessed in him?
19For I know him, that he will command his children and his household after him, and they shall keep the way of the LORD, to do justice and judgment; that the LORD may bring upon Abraham that which he hath spoken of him.
20And the LORD said, Because the cry of Sodom and Gomorrah is great, and because their sin is very grievous;
21I will go down now, and see whether they have done altogether according to the cry of it, which is come unto me; and if not, I will know.
22And the men turned their faces from thence, and went toward Sodom: but Abraham stood yet before the LORD.
23And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the righteous with the wicked?
24Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?
25That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
26And the LORD said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.
27And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD, which am but dust and ashes:
28Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
29And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
30And he said unto him, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
31And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.
32And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.
33And the LORD went his way, as soon as he had left communing with Abraham: and Abraham returned unto his place.


(End of Chapter)

[Wide-Open]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Not really. I think it is saying it is a racist, but I'm not sure.

Do you think it's dangerous?

[VictoryOS]

Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

Does anyone know what this hopped up hippie is saying?

[PINKIEPIE]

My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

.......but.......but DOESN'T THE BIBLE SAY THAT EVEN IF ONE PERSON IS GOOD IN AN ENTIRE NATION G-D WILL SPARE THAT NATION, HOW CAN G-D HATE AURSTALIA, I KNOW SOMEONE FROM AUSTRALIA, HE'S A GREAT GUY (christian) AND WOULD NEVER DO ANY OF THE THINGS YOU SAID IN THIS POST. From what you said in the begining, I can also, without a doubt tell that you are a HUGE racist, granted everonye is a little bit racist, YOU TAKE IT WAAAAY TO FAR YA BIGIT.

now off to post a bit more Greeeeedy Jew Mischuph~TM on your other posts

(PS what is this amaaaaaaaing font, it makes the "" look 20% cooler)

[Cheria]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Then the original post stands.

Furthermore,
You say that Australian history is not true because it is not in the bible. Okay, but how is what 'Cranky Old Man' is saying true either? His 'facts' and 'statistics' are not in the bible either. Sure he has bible verses there, but those are relating to the 'fact' or 'statistic'.