[Jonesey]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Yes, tongues were involved intensively. Experience was frightening but same time very satisfying and I can say from my heart that one of my best praying sessions

But maybe this is enough of my experiences. I could maybe create own threat about those when I have more time.

YiC,
Miikkael

PS. I really like boddingtons pub ale

It sounds like you were blessed with an almost transcendental experience - hooray for the power of prayer.

Boddingtons is from Manchester - there are a lot of sinners up there. Socialists too. Hopefully the general air of sin doesn't contaminate the Boddingtons though.

[MisterM]

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Did he speak in tongues?

Yes, tongues were involved intensively. Experience was frightening but same time very satisfying and I can say from my heart that one of my best praying sessions

But maybe this is enough of my experiences. I could maybe create own threat about those when I have more time.

YiC,
Miikkael

PS. I really like boddingtons pub ale

[Jonesey]

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I said that I won't go to the details. You can just assume that in the heat of the prayers, unsaved can act wild.

Did he speak in tongues? The full works? I have never been privileged enough to witness that happening to someone, but I am told it can be very intense.

[MisterM]

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Still though, about the piss?

I said that I won't go to the details. You can just assume that in the heat of the prayers, unsaved can act wild.

[Jonesey]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Second night it was her...err...him who was yelling oh my God all the time, so I would say that I had satisfying end there. He wasn't definitely wearing any female clothes in the end.

YiC, Miikkael

Praise be to Jesus! Thank the Lord you were there to help this sinner be brought into the light. What a beautiful story of salvation.

Still though, about the piss?

[MisterM]

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Did you manage to cure the man of his perversion? Is he now dressing in a manner befitting someone who was blessed with being born a male and not prostituting himself to deviants?

Second night it was her...err...him who was yelling oh my God all the time, so I would say that I had satisfying end there. He wasn't definitely wearing any female clothes in the end.

YiC, Miikkael

[Jonesey]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Well, I have perfectly good explanation here. Sort of. At least explanation. It is too humiliating go to details, but I was having a work trip to Rio some time ago. I had free time in the evenings and I went to a walk in the city. There where lots of beautiful girls there, harlots of course, and I suddenly got this feeling that I need to personally save one of them.

So I got one of the girls to come with me to my hotel room - I wanted to pray with her in private - and lets just say that I had quite a surprise.

What a humiliation! I cried for God's help all night.

Next day God told me that I need to save that "girl" and I went and found her again.

YiC, Miikkael

While I find that explanation of the time you spent in the company of such a person completely reasonable, the matter of the piss does still have something of a question mark hanging over it.

Did you manage to cure the man of his perversion? Is he now dressing in a manner befitting someone who was blessed with being born a male and not prostituting himself to deviants? I mean, he'll still go to hell for being Brazilian - that is a given - but we can't have him out there luring proper people into these kinds of disgusting acts.

[MisterM]

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I am concerned that you know what a Brazilian street transvestite's piss tastes like, brother, though I suppose we cannot judge a man on the things he did before he was saved...

Well, I have perfectly good explanation here. Sort of. At least explanation. It is too humiliating go to details, but I was having a work trip to Rio some time ago. I had free time in the evenings and I went to a walk in the city. There where lots of beautiful girls there, harlots of course, and I suddenly got this feeling that I need to personally save one of them.

So I got one of the girls to come with me to my hotel room - I wanted to pray with her in private - and lets just say that I had quite a surprise.

What a humiliation! I cried for God's help all night.

Next day God told me that I need to save that "girl" and I went and found her again.

YiC, Miikkael

[Jonesey]

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I think you got a point there. If I need to drink Finnish beer, I always try find and drink one Fosters before. After that, even the Lapin kulta (which tastes like Brazilian street transvestite's piss) is tolerable.

And you Brits can't all bad, God has blessed you with many really good ales.

Cheers,
Miikkael

I am concerned that you know what a Brazilian street transvestite's piss tastes like, brother, though I suppose we cannot judge a man on the things he did before he was saved...

[MisterM]

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And have you tried Fosters? It is an affront to the sensibilities.

I think you got a point there. If I need to drink Finnish beer, I always try find and drink one Fosters before. After that, even the Lapin kulta (which tastes like Brazilian street transvestite's piss) is tolerable.

And you Brits can't all bad, God has blessed you with many really good ales.

Cheers,
Miikkael

[Jonesey]

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England is just as God-forsaken as Australia. As any historian can tell you, God has already voiced his displeasure with godless England.

Apologies James - I did not mean to imply that England was in any way touched by the Lord's presence, we invented Darwin for pity's sake, and, actually, we invented Australia too. I pray every day that God will forgive me for the myriad sins of my country and help me find passage to America. But I am afraid I do not agree that it is AS bad as Australia, purely because Australia was born from the very worst sinners that even England was compelled to reject. And have you tried Fosters? It is an affront to the sensibilities.

[James Ussher]

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Wow, reading this makes me glad to live in England. England is a horrible, godless land of vice and sin, where everybody is so secular that churches, where they do exist, are held in the function rooms at the back of bars. Bars with gay bartenders. Honestly, I have seen things no child of God should have to see. But at least I'm not in Australia, which you might as well just call "Lesbian Deviant Island" and be done with it.

England is just as God-forsaken as Australia. As any historian can tell you, God has already voiced his displeasure with godless England.

[Jonesey]

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Wow, reading this makes me glad to live in England. England is a horrible, godless land of vice and sin, where everybody is so secular that churches, where they do exist, are held in the function rooms at the back of bars. Bars with gay bartenders. Honestly, I have seen things no child of God should have to see. But at least I'm not in Australia, which you might as well just call "Lesbian Deviant Island" and be done with it.

[Little Thoughts]

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Oh yeah okay,

Im Australian, No im not relgious... but every single annoying person like yourself that i know is Baptist...
Soo your wrong in many ways

Why only 7 reasons?

1. TRUE in a way.. i LOVE my gay friends
2. You have no idea about abortion laws in Australia
3. You think the explorers were stupid? You think the world is flat... LMFAO *giggling*
4. Infact every 3rd marriage ends in divorce, 99% is ridiculous do you just make up your own statistics?
And they do not seperate because they have turned gay or have run out of money for abortions hahahahahahaha
5.Children are taken by force by gay couples? LMFAO wow your a really intelligent fellow arnt you... errm no, they are not.. see we are civilized people we dont think its okay to do such idiotic things...
6. Australia has had so many achievements and what does that have to do with god hating us? Please... stop living in la la land.. wake the fuck up.
7. No prostitute has burnt down a church and neither is it legal to cilisit sex.... Where do you get these 'facts' from... your all mighty 'god'? Or the voices in your head that CLAIM to be this god you speak of.


I guess if it makes you happy..


AUSTRALIA <3

[Jedediah]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

just thought you might like to know Australia CONSTANTLY fights arm in arm with America!:We've been there in WWII, Vietnam and Afghanistan!

You are making an argument for the utility of Australia, not its righteousness.