[Moronic Cry]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Its a longcat i Haven't seen one of those since 23BC.

[Talitha]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Prove I don't exist.


P.S. I love being a Jew.

There, is that better?

[blackjew23]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

You guys go a bit too far with your satire. =/

[Ligitamate Person]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

gahh you horrible poeple like mabey two of these are real facts and even then they are completly erelavant and incredibly one sided, like 99% of marriges end in divorce, like mabey death? and australia accepts gay poeple because they are god poeple who should be accepted regardless, god made them that way accept it and move on you procreationist fucks, and like australia is good at nothing? they are like 3rd in the world in canser research, and aparently 1st in the world at pissing off catholics. peace out you fucks

[blackjew23]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Prove He doesn't.
For that matter, prove YOU exist.
God is everywhere. You are just here annoying people.

Prove I don't exist.


P.S. I love being a Jew.

[blackjew23]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Sure, no problem.

We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?

But good sir how do we know the bible isn't fiction? Without referring to the bibles words.

[Talitha]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

prove god exists

Prove He doesn't.
For that matter, prove YOU exist.
God is everywhere. You are just here annoying people.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I own a bible you hack. What you're spouting in this thread is more cultist than christianity.

God has no objections to slavery? Then why liberate the Jews from Egypt? The bible and the torah state that the Jewish people (Gods people) Were enslaved in Egypt and Moses was sent on a quest to free them from slavery. Yet no-where in Egyptian history does it state that they ever enslaved anyone.. Also if god doesn't have any objections to slavery then why did the jews need to be liberated? Maybe they enjoyed working for the Egyptians who are you to judge what happened in the past?

Apparently, you don't own a Bible. If you did, you would know the Word absolutely speaks of slavery in both Testaments.

Leviticus 25:44-46 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which thou shalt have, shall be of the heathen that are round about you; of them shall ye buy bondmen and bondmaids. Moreover of the children of the strangers that do sojourn among you, of them shall ye buy, and of their families that are with you, which they begat in your land: and they shall be your possession.

Selling your daughter or buying a jew as a servant.
Exodus 21:2-11 If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing.
If he came in by himself, he shall go out by himself: if he were married, then his wife shall go out with him.
If his master have given him a wife, and she have born him sons or daughters; the wife and her children shall be her master's, and he shall go out by himself.
And if the servant shall plainly say, I love my master, my wife, and my children; I will not go out free:
Then his master shall bring him unto the judges; he shall also bring him to the door, or unto the door post; and his master shall bore his ear through with an aul; and he shall serve him for ever.
And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do.
If she please not her master, who hath betrothed her to himself, then shall he let her be redeemed: to sell her unto a strange nation he shall have no power, seeing he hath dealt deceitfully with her.
And if he have betrothed her unto his son, he shall deal with her after the manner of daughters.
If he take him another wife; her food, her raiment, and her duty of marriage, shall he not diminish.
And if he do not these three unto her, then shall she go out free without money.

In the New Testament Paul tells Christian slaves how to obey.

Ephesians 6:5 Servants, be obedient to them that are your masters according to the flesh, with fear and trembling, in singleness of your heart, as unto Christ;

I don't think gods holy bible is like communism, i think what you're posting in this thread is like communism, you're forcing your beliefs on the people reading this thread yet from my personal experience of having read the bible you're a few sheep short of a herd.

Who is forcing anyone to be here? You showed up on your own accord, God mocker.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

prove god exists

Sure, no problem.

We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I own a bible you hack. What you're spouting in this thread is more cultist than christianity.

Please point out where we are scripturally wrong.

God has no objections to slavery? Then why liberate the Jews from Egypt? The bible and the torah state that the Jewish people (Gods people) Were enslaved in Egypt and Moses was sent on a quest to free them from slavery. Yet no-where in Egyptian history does it state that they ever enslaved anyone.. Also if god doesn't have any objections to slavery then why did the jews need to be liberated? Maybe they enjoyed working for the Egyptians who are you to judge what happened in the past?

Wow, talk about reading between the lines.

So you're claiming that your a Christian that doesn't believe in the Bible? Oh why not, I'm a structural engineer that isn't good at math.

I don't think gods holy bible is like communism, i think what you're posting in this thread is like communism, you're forcing your beliefs on the people reading this thread yet from my personal experience of having read the bible you're a few sheep short of a herd.

Did we go into your forum and force our opinions on you? No you are in our forum telling us that we are incapable of reading the Bible. The book that you don't believe in.

If god is not all forgiving, then why bother confess your sins? Is there like a 50/50 chance that god will forgive you? If this is the case then Jesus dies on the cross for nothing. The bible states that Jesus dies on the cross for our sins so that we may see absolution in the eyes of the lord and be allowed passage into Heaven.

Just read the Bible, You have to believe in Jesus and be baptized (and no sprinkling water on a baby who has no understanding is not a baptism).

What you're saying is just bollocks..

I'm going to bed because I'm too tired to argue and can't even spell right now, but again, show us where we are scripturally wrong.

[blackjew23]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

prove god exists

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

The stupidity of your posts disgusts me. God created us with a brain so we could think for ourselves. Not rely on something or someone to think for us (you're not doing a very good job of that by the way).

Then why did he give us a book of rules?

Yes, of course. Let's make pro-creation a sin. That sounds smart. Keep the human race alive and burn in hell, or all die out and go to heaven.

You really don't understand the difference between having sex for procreation and having sex for lustful reasons? Really?

Yes, I somewhat agree with you here. I don't believe marriage should be some religious debacle. But for what it's worth, a marital ceremony is more about possessions than religion. A great portion of the people that get married are not at all Christian or any religion for that matter.

Unless a marriage includes God, it's not a True Marriage.

Do I care who Lombard is? Obviously not. I am not going to pay attention to some pretentious twit.

So any proof I show you that shows that homosexuals should not adopt, you're just going to call pretentious? But I'm the one that needs to have a more open mind?

We claim championship status at a lot more than just sport. And it isn't because we are the best at it. It is because we have gained the confidence and respect to be the best.

-Football, Americans wear armour. We don't. It is also played in Europe and Africa.
-Cricket. We are the best at, it's also played in Europe and Africa.
-Boxing. You're all dirty word deleted.
-Surfing. You're all dirty word deleted.
-Motor racing. You're all dirty word deleted
-Tennis. We win.

Such language....... Again, you're only champions in your own made up sports.

Also I am not a homosexual. I have friends that are gay, and to be honest it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Then why are you so upset about what we say? Why do you take it so personally? Anyway, the Bible says that homosexual enablers are just as guilty as the homosexuals themselves.

Romans 1:32 Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

[Chesthair]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

No, by True Christians™.

If you read the Bible you will notice God has no objections to slavery.

No He is not. God is not as fluffy as you seem to assume here. Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

You think God's Holy Bible is the same as communism? Did you ever even touch a Bible?

I own a bible you hack. What you're spouting in this thread is more cultist than christianity.

God has no objections to slavery? Then why liberate the Jews from Egypt? The bible and the torah state that the Jewish people (Gods people) Were enslaved in Egypt and Moses was sent on a quest to free them from slavery. Yet no-where in Egyptian history does it state that they ever enslaved anyone.. Also if god doesn't have any objections to slavery then why did the jews need to be liberated? Maybe they enjoyed working for the Egyptians who are you to judge what happened in the past?

I don't think gods holy bible is like communism, i think what you're posting in this thread is like communism, you're forcing your beliefs on the people reading this thread yet from my personal experience of having read the bible you're a few sheep short of a herd.

If god is not all forgiving, then why bother confess your sins? Is there like a 50/50 chance that god will forgive you? If this is the case then Jesus dies on the cross for nothing. The bible states that Jesus dies on the cross for our sins so that we may see absolution in the eyes of the lord and be allowed passage into Heaven.

What you're saying is just bollocks..

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Is this website ran by Texas?

No, by True Christians(tm).

Like wow you guys may aswell be enslaving the blacks again with the crap you're spouting in this thread.

If you read the Bible you will notice God has no objections to slavery.

Also How will he be judged for his actions here and in life if god is all forgiving..

No He is not. God is not as fluffy as you seem to assume here. Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."

You guys really don't make much sense when you're sitting here preaching from the bible.. You may aswell all move to Russia and start another communist regime if you really honestly believe what you're posting here.

You think God's Holy Bible is the same as communism? Did you ever even touch a Bible?

[Mazerkist]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

God created us with a brain so we could worship him.


Sex within the confines of marriage is not sinful, sex whenever and where ever is a sin. You don't understand the difference?


So was that part of your marriage vows? "To have and to hold until I find an upgrade"? Marriage is a sacred bond between a man and a woman in front of God.


Yes it does

Lombard Demonstrates Why Gays Should Not be Allowed to Adopt


Are you really this dense? Brother Cranky said that you people claim champion status at all of your sports, but you only play sports that no other country in the world play. You then start going on about how old your country is.


Gee why would a bunch of Christians on a Christian site thing that what God has to say about a subject is important?

The amount of hatred and anger you have is typical of being a homer. If you turned your life over to Jesus and found an ex-homosexual ministry, I'm sure that you would be a much happier person.

The stupidity of your posts disgusts me. God created us with a brain so we could think for ourselves. Not rely on something or someone to think for us (you're not doing a very good job of that by the way).

Yes, of course. Let's make pro-creation a sin. That sounds smart. Keep the human race alive and burn in hell, or all die out and go to heaven.

Yes, I somewhat agree with you here. I don't believe marriage should be some religious debacle. But for what it's worth, a marital ceremony is more about possessions than religion. A great portion of the people that get married are not at all Christian or any religion for that matter.

Do I care who Lombard is? Obviously not. I am not going to pay attention to some pretentious twit.

We claim championship status at a lot more than just sport. And it isn't because we are the best at it. It is because we have gained the confidence and respect to be the best.

-Football, Americans wear armour. We don't. It is also played in Europe and Africa.
-Cricket. We are the best at, it's also played in Europe and Africa.
-Boxing. You're all dirty word deleted.
-Surfing. You're all dirty word deleted.
-Motor racing. You're all dirty word deleted
-Tennis. We win.


Also I am not a homosexual. I have friends that are gay, and to be honest it doesn't bother me in the slightest.