[Liam the ex-drunk]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Those Australians know no bounds when in comes to depravity. What depths will they scour next to incur God's wrath?

Another reason God hates Australia

That poor man was obviously kept as sex slave in his own home by his demonic daughters, much like when Lot was abused by his daughters in Genesis 19:30-38.

Eventually the depraved witches had enough of him and shoved him downstairs at the end of a pitchfork - proof that they are indeed the devil's minions.

[Didymus Much]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Brother Enoch, I can't possibly take seriously somebody who wears the sort of headgear on display in your profile...

That's a beautiful beaverskin hat, and believe me, there's nothing that feels better than sticking your head into some good beaver.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Oh my. Did you really post what I think you did? You're lucky Sister Kitty is offline, I can't recall anyone speaking to her like that and surviving. Why do you have so much hatred in your heart?

[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

How DARE you speak to Brother Enoch like that!

And YES there are Christian Eskimos! Almost thirteen of us (when my son is born next month). And I'm not including Brother Enoch's half breed family which would bring the total to 21.

And Brother Enoch's hat is ideal for the brief 10 months of winter in Canada. His wife is a fine seamstress and traps the beavers herself! Why do you disparage her Godly work, ensuring her husband's comfort?

You Austrians are a vile racist lot. Go rape a kangaroo like like your daddy did to produce you.

I'll ignore the vulgar reference in your username to female genitalia.

This is what Eskimos look like: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...and_eskimo.jpg. Evidently God hates these people and evidently you are not a pure-bred Eskimo yourself. Here, have a look at what your people believe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamani...Eskimo_peoples.

As for the convenience of such a ridiculous hat, if you'd rather burn in Hell than suffer a moment of inconvenience, so be it. You wretched, filthy little heathen cunt.

[Sister Kitty]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

I hate Eskimos because God hates Eskimos. Ever heard of a Christian Eskimo? Don't use your wife as an example, she was obviously a false Christian if she had anything to do with that headgear. And of course you, for marrying the heathen, are a false Christian. You are both going to Hell.

What's more, I've noticed that you've been on here all night. You cannot do God's work on a computer screen. You are a keyboard Christian, the worst kind of false Christian.

How DARE you speak to Brother Enoch like that!

And YES there are Christian Eskimos! Almost thirteen of us (when my son is born next month). And I'm not including Brother Enoch's half breed family which would bring the total to 21.

And Brother Enoch's hat is ideal for the brief 10 months of winter in Canada. His wife is a fine seamstress and traps the beavers herself! Why do you disparage her Godly work, ensuring her husband's comfort?

You Austrians are a vile racist lot. Go rape a kangaroo like like your daddy did to produce you.

[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

That hurts, man. My Eskimo wife made that hat for me. Why do you hate Eskimos? Are all Austrians racists like you?

I hate Eskimos because God hates Eskimos. Ever heard of a Christian Eskimo? Don't use your wife as an example, she was obviously a false Christian if she had anything to do with that headgear. And of course you, for marrying the heathen, are a false Christian. You are both going to Hell.

What's more, I've noticed that you've been on here all night. You cannot do God's work on a computer screen. You are a keyboard Christian, the worst kind of false Christian.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Brother Enoch, I can't possibly take seriously somebody who wears the sort of headgear on display in your profile and have accordingly disregarded everything you said (in fact I didn't even read your post) and will ignore every post of yours in the future until you renounce that God-mocking heathen headgear of yours. Nothing useful can possibly come from somebody wearing that.

I am not going to 'speak American' on this board as if 'American' is a language separate to English rather than a bastardised travesty of it.

And it is ironic that you assume others to be thieves even though you look like an alcoholic vagrant.

That hurts, man. My Eskimo wife made that hat for me. Why do you hate Eskimos? Are all Austrians racists like you?

[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

And try not to steal anything on your way over there.

Brother Enoch, I can't possibly take seriously somebody who wears the sort of headgear on display in your profile and have accordingly disregarded everything you said (in fact I didn't even read your post) and will ignore every post of yours in the future until you renounce that God-mocking heathen headgear of yours. Nothing useful can possibly come from somebody wearing that.

I am not going to 'speak American' on this board as if 'American' is a language separate to English rather than a bastardised travesty of it.

And it is ironic that you assume others to be thieves even though you look like an alcoholic vagrant.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australia's fine, all you homo's are just jealous of our swagger.

Please make your way over to the introduction section of the forum and introduce yourself like a civilized person.

And try not to steal anything on your way over there.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australia's fine, all you homo's are just jealous of our swagger.

Please make your way over to the introduction section of the forum and introduce yourself like a civilized person.

[lolgodisntreal]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Australia's fine, all you homo's are just jealous of our swagger.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Hi

I am new here and an Australian. Although these things are self-evident to me, in my endeavours to shine the light on these issues so that others may rid themselves of these perversions and their implicit support for them, my claims are dismissed by all and sundry as sensationalist and 'crazy'. I would like you to provide me with statistics so that I and my Christian brethren in this God-forsaken land may show the way to others.

You have 160 posts to read through where are all your answers are provided for you! Snap to it, boy.

(And the word endeavor does NOT have a 'u' in it! Speak American on this board! )

[Sweet Jones]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Hi

I am new here and an Australian. Although these things are self-evident to me, in my endeavours to shine the light on these issues so that others may rid themselves of these perversions and their implicit support for them, my claims are dismissed by all and sundry as sensationalist and 'crazy'. I would like you to provide me with statistics so that I and my Christian brethren in this God-forsaken land may show the way to others.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

Wow, reading this makes me glad to live in England. England is a horrible, godless land of vice and sin, where everybody is so secular that churches, where they do exist, are held in the function rooms at the back of bars. Bars with gay bartenders. Honestly, I have seen things no child of God should have to see. But at least I'm not in Australia, which you might as well just call "Lesbian Deviant Island" and be done with it.

Well I live in the place, and unlike some other posters actually know something about it. For example:

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@DesertRevolution Confirmed Enemy of God — BANNED from Landover (in case you turn up again)

Oh the idiots that exist in the world.

You can say that again!

1. We have no king. blah blah Prime Ministers etc.

HERE IS A PHOTO OF OUR HEAD OF STATE
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But getting back to my reply.. ..

Wow,

Wow indeed.

The island is a-slither with perverts. THIS NEWS ITEM just leaves one agog.

"This is not encouraging prisoners to have sex..."

.. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. I think I'll go straight on to the next quote:

The Community and Public Sector Union, which represents prison guards, also warned that prisoners were more likely to engage in prostitution.

Well, what would they know?

Did you notice the décor in the photo? Presumably that is typical of a men's prison.

Australia.

"Lesbian Deviant Island"

I had to check to make sure, but it seems that female prisoners are not getting left behind.

..condoms and dental dams would be introduced in coming months.

They would initially be available to men .. and women .. before being rolled out in other jails.

Both items will be available virtually on demand. I had to find a picture of a dental dam.

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It is true that Australia seems to have been invented by England as you said. I also live in England about half the time, and what I encounter there is usually no less mind-boggling (especially at about 2 a.m.) than the antics here. Probably more vomiting in England - perverts everywhere of course - but less gabbling Europeans.

I'm always treated very nicely in your country (except by the sex perverts who seem to think that I will put on various low-life displays for them if they give me candy: I WON'T), and would like to say thank-you.

[DesertRevolution]

Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

7 Reasons why GOD HATES Australia!

Australia is a big Vegemite eating country ruled by King David Clarence Boonie where no sane person would want to live. Australia was originally used by the English to dispose of lower class scum. If everyone with an IQ below 50 didn't emigrate to Australia they would all have died long ago. They claim to speak English but they are impossible to understand.

1. There is gay, there is super gay and there is Australia. Australia is one of the few countries where laws actively promoting gay behavior are made on a state level. Every town on the Australian map has gay parades, some of them even lasting several weeks! Most states in Australia dropped their sodomy laws long ago. Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which w as meet."
2. If a man is so drunk that he accidentally has sex with a woman, they just have an abortion! Australia has the highest abortion rate in the world! There is no law anywhere in Australia that requires the notification or consent of a woman's partner. There is no enforced waiting period for an abortion. A minor does not require parental consent or notification! Jeremiah 1:5 "Before I formed thee in the belly I knew thee; and before thou camest forth out of the womb I sanctified thee, and I ordained thee a prophet unto the nations."
3. Once Australia became a British colony, "the age of exploration" began. Unfortunately, most of the explorers were very stupid. Some carried boats into the interior, looking for an inland sea. Others attempted to cross the continent while carrying provisions such as full silverware sets and portable drink cabinets. Some wandered around in circles, eventually missing their rescue party by a few hours, before expiring. Some even ate each other. Psalm 14:1 "The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good."
4. 99% of all Australian marriages end in divorce! Usually because both partners decide to become gay or because they run out of money for abortions. Mark 10:9 "What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder."
5. Since gays cannot get children and abortions are as common as barbecues in Australia everyone, gays included, can adopt a child! And if there are no more children left to adopt, they are just taken by force! Isaiah 1:4 "Ah sinful nation, a people laden with iniquity, a seed of evildoers, children that are corrupters: they have forsaken the LORD, they have provoked the Holy One of Israel unto anger, they are gone away backward."
6. Since Australia is good at absolutely nothing they "excel" in sports no one on the planet cares about like cricket. When someone accidentally hit a ball they immediately made him the King of Australia. The King immediately stopped playing to prevent further embarrassment. Of course they never became world champion, but they do provide a lot of entertainment for the other countries. Even countries like Pakistan have no problems defeating Australia. Proverbs 12:24 "The hand of the diligent will rule, But the lazy man will be put to forced labor."
7. It will come as no surprise that prostitution is legal in Australia! And if there are laws, like those in New South Wales, which forbid prostitution close to Churches? Then they just burn down those churches! Burning Churches down has become such a common habit they even made music about it! Proverbs 23:27 "For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit."

All people Australia of need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Iceland, New Zealand, England, Scotland, Denmark, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

Oh the idiots that exist in the world.

1. We have no king. We have been a federation since 1901, and we are governed by Prime Ministers and Parliaments.
2. Vegemite eating? Funny, considering it's actually owned by an American company.
3. Gay marriage is illegal in all states in Australia, and gay couples are not allowed to adopt. But wait, both of those things are legal in your country.
4. Yes, explorers were stupid. They believed the world to be flat, not round. Can you blame them? They had no technology to tell them otherwise except for the whispering of other men. And I believe America was originally 'East India' as Christopher Colombus was attempting to voyage to India, and discovered your, er, country.
5. Prostitution IS illegal in Australia, except for controlled brothels. States in your country legalize prostitution.
6. Abortions are illegal in all but one states, and have been so since the early 21st century. And, funnily enough, you can only get them for medical reasons
7. Australia is good at nothing? Obviously you haven't been around for most of our pioneering discoveries.
8. Yes, Australia is home to many poisonous creatures. However, if we didn't have them, you wouldn't have the cure for yours.
9. Wait, this one actually made me laugh? Priscilla, Australia's favorite? God, no. You'd most likely be looking at Ned Kelly as our most loved. Or Brokeback Mountain, which I'm sure all of you closeted gays love

I absolutely cannot wait until the world breaks apart and, if there is a god, you too will be judged. I, for one, know I'm going to hell, and I'm proud of it. I'll see you down there.