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  • blackjew23
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • May 2010
    • 4

    #76
    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Sure, no problem.

    We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

    Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

    I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours instead of masturbating all the time you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

    Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?
    But good sir how do we know the bible isn't fiction? Without referring to the bibles words.

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    • blackjew23
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • May 2010
      • 4

      #77
      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Prove He doesn't.
      For that matter, prove YOU exist.
      God is everywhere. You are just here annoying people.
      Prove I don't exist.


      P.S. I love being a Jew.

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      • Ligitamate Person
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • May 2010
        • 2

        #78
        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

        gahh you horrible poeple like mabey two of these are real facts and even then they are completly erelavant and incredibly one sided, like 99% of marriges end in divorce, like mabey death? and australia accepts gay poeple because they are god poeple who should be accepted regardless, god made them that way accept it and move on you procreationist fucks, and like australia is good at nothing? they are like 3rd in the world in canser research, and aparently 1st in the world at pissing off catholics. peace out you fucks

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        • blackjew23
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • May 2010
          • 4

          #79
          Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

          You guys go a bit too far with your satire. =/

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          • Talitha
            Deaconess
            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2025
            • 15118

            #80
            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

            Originally posted by blackjew23 View Post
            Prove I don't exist.


            P.S. I love being a Jew.

            There, is that better?


            Sister Talitha

            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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            • Moronic Cry
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              Under Investigation
              • May 2010
              • 1

              #81
              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

              Its a longcat i Haven't seen one of those since 23BC.

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              • HarrytheLobster
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                Under Investigation
                • May 2010
                • 1

                #82
                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                1 John 4:10 "In this is love, not that we loved God, but that He loved us and sent His Son to be the propitiation for sin." Loving someone who does not love you I think is one inclination of unconditional. He is always the initiater, not us.

                Romans 8:38-39 "For I am convinced that neither death nor life, neither angels nor demons, neither the present nor the future, nor any powers, neither heighth nor depth,nor anything else in all creation will be able to seperate us from the love of God that is in Christ Jesus our Lord."

                1 John 4:8 "God is love."

                Ephesians 2:8 "For it is by grace you have been saved through faith -- and this is not from yourselves, it is the gift of God--not by works so that no one can boast." Grace means unmerited favor or love in other words unconditional.

                Romans 3:23-24 "For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified FREELY by his GRACE through the redemption that came through Christ Jesus."

                Romans 4:5 "However, to the man who does not work, but trusts God who justifies the wicked (we are all wicked), his faith is credited as righteousness."

                Romans 11:29 "For God's gifts and his call are irrevocable." (He won't take them back)
                You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
                Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
                (If it truly exists)

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #83
                  Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                  Originally posted by HarrytheLobster View Post
                  You're a Christian claiming that 'god' hates Australia?
                  Isn't that blasphemy, and therefor you should go to hell.
                  (If it truly exists)
                  Dear friend:

                  Please back up what you say with Scripture. Thank you, and have a blessed day.
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                  • Benedict A. Davis
                    Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 3900

                    #84
                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Originally posted by shrimp View Post
                    I THINK I NEED TO MOVE
                    Are you the shrimp that fornicates with dolls? you know the ''shrimp on the Barbie''?
                    sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                    Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                    Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                    Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                    • lolburgerbarry
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • May 2010
                      • 1

                      #85
                      Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                      hai guise ill just leave this here

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                      • Fitty`yeN_
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                        Under Investigation
                        • May 2010
                        • 1

                        #86
                        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                        What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.

                        Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.

                        Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.

                        Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?

                        Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.

                        if god Created everything, who created god?

                        *** removed insult ***
                        Last edited by Felicity; 05-24-2010, 02:47 PM. Reason: Removed insults.

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78553

                          #87
                          Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                          Originally posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
                          What an absolute load of ***. If you can't practise your religion in your own society then you are weak. Everyone knows Americans will believe almost everything they are told.

                          Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.

                          Before i read this i knew America had their heads up thier buts, but nows its clear you heads are that far up your ass if you when you shit your actually vomiting up all the religious crap you have ingested.

                          Landover Baptist sounds like a religious KKK. You are entitled to your opinion, but this is slander and a complete australia-phobic view. Our way of live is better then your's. I say more little boys get raped in America then australia, thats one reason God hates america. If God is Real?

                          Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God.

                          if god Created everything, who created god?

                          *** removed insult ***
                          Dear Godmocking Japlover;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                          Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                          5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                          5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Cranky Old Man
                            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                            You kids get off his lawn!
                             
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 22356

                            #88
                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                            Originally posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
                            Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise) does not mean i will be belittled or put down by you world policing egotistical child molesters. See the pope.
                            The Pope is a Catholic, we are not. We are True Christians™ who follow the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter!

                            Answer me this, i will accept your view on Australia, if you can tell me who created God. if god Created everything, who created god?
                            Well, I am glad that just answering your simple question will get you to accept our view on Australia! The answer to your question is: no one. God has existed for all eternity and He will exist for all eternity. His existence is beyond space and time as we humble people can perceive it. He is all knowing and all powerful in past, present and future.

                            Revelation 19:6 "And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth."
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #89
                              Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                              Originally posted by Fitty`yeN_ View Post
                              Being from Australia, and having religious views (which i dont practice because ITS MY CHOICE not to practise)
                              Don't you realize it is hypocritical not to practice what you preach? God hates those people:

                              James 1:22-25:
                              But be ye doers of the word, and not hearers only, deceiving your own selves. For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass:
                              For he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
                              But whoso looketh into the perfect law of liberty, and continueth therein, he being not a forgetful hearer, but a doer of the work, this man shall be blessed in his deed.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • Brother Snapper Grogan
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 608

                                #90
                                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                As an Australian who tries hard to live up to His word I'm saddened to see so much evidence that Satan really does have us Australians in his pocket. I have no doubt that all those denying the obvious - that God hates Australia and Australians - are homersexual atheists who engage in unholy relations with sheep, goats, kangaroos and each other.

                                Excuse me - I'll be in my prayer closet asking His forgiveness.
                                What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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