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  • Tye.screen
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    • Feb 2012
    • 7
    #226
    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

    Oh you guys and you profanity.

    Im Australian, i don't believe in god, in fact it's because of ignorant stupid people like yourselves that a generation of young kids turn their back on the religion.

    You want to find heaven? look around? this is as good as it gets and you are not helping the situation. Yes the world is hell at the moment. I BLAME ALL OF YOU!

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      • Billy Bob Jenkins
        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
        Hates anal sex. And trees.
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 8337
        #227
        Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Right. And that's just for a city, not a nation. Australia probably has 4 or 5 cities, so there would need to be about 50 righteous people for it to be spared. Not very likely.
        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        And it says you'd have to be Abraham.
        I just wanted to make the point that Australia is definitely in the red zone with God. It is not even a borderline case, really.

        The bestialistic abominations that have been perpetrated upon wallabies will not be forgotten on Judgment Day!
        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Tye.screen
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            • Feb 2012
            • 7
            #228
            Re: My little ranting (MLP FiM pun)

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            I just wanted to make the point that Australia is definitely in the red zone with God. It is not even a borderline case, really.

            The bestialistic abominations that have been perpetrated upon wallabies will not be forgotten on Judgment Day!
            And i just want to point out, my balls are smooth as eggs because i just shaved them. in Australia the ladies like it when they F.U.C.K people who aren't related to them. That's right. i know how you guys like it.

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              • MillyJones
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                • Feb 2012
                • 4
                #229
                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                This is without a doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read. The majority of you are the stupidest people I've ever had the misfortune to encounter. But I suppose thats my Australian evil coming out of me. SAVE ME JESUS. WHY DID YOU PUT US ON A LAND WITH EVIL ANIMALS YOU YOURSELF CREATED? Oh no, Skippy the kangaroo is talking in tongues! There is no hope for us now. Save yourself dear Americans!!

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23765
                    #230
                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                    Originally posted by MillyJones View Post
                    SAVE ME JESUS. WHY DID YOU PUT US ON A LAND WITH EVIL ANIMALS YOU YOURSELF CREATED?
                    God never created the animals to be evil. It was only through the selfish act of Eve did sin enter the world.

                    But I share your sentiments. Jesus saving me was the best thing that happened in my life!
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Dr Laurence Niles
                        Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                         
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 9062
                        #231
                        Originally posted by StHilarious View Post
                        'Gay' means bright and pleasant
                        and 'gender-confused' is the word you are looking for!
                        No

                        GAY is an acrernim for Got Aids Yet? Don't they teach you anything in Austria?
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                        1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                        Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                        Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                          • Tye.screen
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                            • Feb 2012
                            • 7
                            #232
                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                            nope, i don't. although educate me please. how does one get aids. i'd love to see the american knowledge on the subject.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #233
                                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                Originally posted by Tye.screen View Post
                                nope, i don't. although educate me please. how does one get aids. i'd love to see the american knowledge on the subject.
                                Colon demons. Don't tell me you didn't even know THAT?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • Tye.screen
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                                    • Feb 2012
                                    • 7
                                    #234
                                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                    Colon demons? your fu.cking with me right? you actually think there is something called colon demon that pass on aids. what are you guys on, i want some.

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                                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                        True Christian™
                                        • May 2010
                                        • 8337
                                        #235
                                        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                        Originally posted by Tye.screen View Post
                                        what are you guys on, i want some.
                                        We are high on Jesus, friend. Stop licking that toad for a second and read the King James Bible. Then you will never have to wonder about anything ever again. I'm sure you can find a Bible somewhere in your savage country.
                                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                                          • Wide-Open
                                            Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                            A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                            Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                            True Christian™
                                            • Nov 2007
                                            • 18449
                                            #236
                                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                            I'm sure you can find a Bible somewhere in your savage country.
                                            Should be plenty of them Billy Bob. We dropped off thousands of them during our last Mission to Australia.
                                            Psalm 81:10:
                                            I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                            open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                              • Tye.screen
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                                                • Feb 2012
                                                • 7
                                                #237
                                                Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                                I have read the bible, back to front. Give me one good answer of how anything that book teaches and your behavior towards minorities, homosexuals, different cultures. How i learnt about god was through a caring environment. accept others. help them when they need help. respect there life choices. all i read on the forum is another reason why people such as yourselves contradict your ever means for living. i swear F.U.C.K im a smart ass. i listen to metal, im in a metal band. i drink, i fuck, i smoke and at the end of the day i look back with a smile on my face. to sin, is to be apart of a rich life. not abiding by some cult. wake up to yourselves. we are in this world together. you want to be a perfect christian? then respect gods children.

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                                                  • Tye.screen
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                                                    • Feb 2012
                                                    • 7
                                                    #238
                                                    Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                                    i dare anyone who has the balls to come to my town, to my street, standout the front of my house and protest your fuckedd up ways. i will refund your plane ticket. You want to prove your gods favored children? c'mon then.

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                                                      • Brother Harold Porter
                                                        Landover Senior Outreach
                                                        Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Jun 2010
                                                        • 8236
                                                        #239
                                                        Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                                        Originally posted by Tye.screen View Post
                                                        i dare anyone who has the balls to come to my town, to my street, standout the front of my house and protest your piffleedd up ways. i will refund your plane ticket. You want to prove your gods favored children? c'mon then.
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                                                        Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                                                          • Mary Etheldreda
                                                            Gushing for Jesus
                                                             
                                                            • Sep 2011
                                                            • 23765
                                                            #240
                                                            Re: 7 Reasons why God HATES Australia!

                                                            Oh dear, such anger and bitterness.



                                                            Friend, I wish for you the peace that comes only through Christ Jesus.

                                                            And the peace of God, which passeth all understanding, shall keep your hearts and minds through Christ Jesus.
                                                            Philippians 4:7
                                                            Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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