11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

**James Dewitt** · 11-15-2010, 06:24 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

This is just what happens when your country upsets God. I suggest you people get right with Jesus, before He finishes you off.

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**Happydane** · 11-15-2010, 07:00 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Thank you, thank you, thank you - for this very enlighting take on the essence of Denmark and the Danish way of living... However, I feel inclined to make a few corrections...

1) I beg to differ that "rape" as a concept was in fact invented by the Vikings - which in itself does NOT translate into "rape"! I believe the concept of rape is far older than the age of the Vikings!

2) The Danish Government did in fact NOT provide "free whores" during COP15. That's simply a LIE!

3) No Danish Prime Minister has EVER participated in the Tour de France!!!

4) The mere insinuation that the wonderful writings of Hans Christian Andersen were "evil" is just plain stupid!

5) LEGO is in fact a Danish invention. The word comes from Latin and means "I play well". Everyone who has ever had fun playing with Legos will know that there's absolutely nothing currupting about it. On the contrary, it's extremely educational!

6) (This one is just too good to true): Pippi Longstocking is SWEDISH for God's sake!!! And there's absolutely NOTHING anti-biblical about her! But please get your geografy right before pointing your crocked fingers!

7) Where does this stupidity come from? None of the so-called "programmes" have ever been displayed on Danish television - if any television in the whole world at all! Does anyone really believe this kind of ignorant crap?

8) Gay couples i Denmark are in fact allowed to adopt - and GOOD for them! But how on Earth does that lead to the mindless assumption that gay couples - or anyone for that matter - should in fact be "allowed" to rape anyone? When was the last time any State willingly allowed rape in any form? That's just CRAZY to think like that!

9) Well - about the car taxes... It's true! But bare in mind that the only reason Denmark can maintain the high taxes on cars is that Denmark itself is not a car producing nation. Thus, the taxes are in fact non-discriminatory (within the EC). They apply to everyone!

10) See # 4. An equally stupid statement!

Oh, and by the way - why, oh why, does this post display the FINISH flag?

Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post

8 9 10 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."
Danish car taxes are the highest on the planet, which is one of the many reasons why their economy is the worst in all of Europe. Exodus 20:15 "Thou shalt not steal."
NEW: According to the Danish newspaper "B.T.", Hans Christian Andersen wrote fairy tales about raping little boys! The longer one looks at Denmark, the more depraved it turns out to be! 1st Corinthians 6:18-19 "... He that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

**Viggo B. Kristoffersen** · 11-15-2010, 07:09 PM

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Originally posted by Happydane View Post

Thank you, thank you, thank you - for this very enlighting take on the essence of Denmark and the Danish way of living... However, I feel inclined to make a few corrections...

You're welcome!

1) I beg to differ that "rape" as a concept was in fact invented by the Vikings - which in itself does NOT translate into "rape"! I believe the concept of rape is far older than the age of the Vikings!