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  • #3676
    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Caibai View Post
    Me too! Being Danish is awesome!

    If you mean going to hell is awsome

    The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

    Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"
    Siden blev ikke fundet
    http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-involvement/interfaith-relations/
    Vi kunne ikke finde det, du ledte efter. Det kan skyldes, at siden ikke findes, at den er flyttet eller at linket er skrevet forkert.Hvis du selv har indtastet  linket, så tjek om adressen i adresselinjen er korrekt.Gå til forsidenGå til søgesiden


    Thats not quite what the bible says;

    Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

    John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

    YiC
    Eva
    1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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    • #3677
      Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by Attila's Wife View Post
      Homocides? Are you telling me that for all your liberal claims, you Danes kill homosexuals by running them over with your sleds?
      Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
      And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)

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      • #3678
        Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by Eva_Christensen View Post
        If you mean going to hell is awsome

        The danes are notorious for not following the word of the Lord, and the danish church is a world-class cherrypicker organisation!

        Quote; "The Church wants to share the gospel with all people. This means that we want the good news of God’s unconditional love for all to break through in the world!"
        Siden blev ikke fundet
        http://www.lutheranchurch.dk/local-involvement/interfaith-relations/
        Vi kunne ikke finde det, du ledte efter. Det kan skyldes, at siden ikke findes, at den er flyttet eller at linket er skrevet forkert.Hvis du selv har indtastet  linket, så tjek om adressen i adresselinjen er korrekt.Gå til forsidenGå til søgesiden


        Thats not quite what the bible says;

        Revelation 21:8; But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death

        John 14:21; He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him

        YiC
        Eva
        Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
        Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!

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        • #3679
          Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by Caibai View Post
          Of course not. We don't really have snow and sleds here, so when tragic accidents do happen, it's usually by car, like in America:-)
          And we don't kill homosexuals:-) that would be weird if we just targeted homosexuals with sleds. Don't you think?;-)
          So then, you kill them with your cars. That is very cruel and messy, too. Shame on you Swedes.
          God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          • #3680
            Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Caibai View Post
            Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
            Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
            Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.
            God created fossils to test our faith.

            * * *

            My favorite LBC sermons:
            True Christians are Perfect!
            True Christian™ Love.
            Salvation™ made Easy!
            You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
            Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
            Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
             Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
            Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
            The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
            Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
            God HATES Rational Thinking!
            True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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            • #3681
              Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              Why are you so mean to her? It's not her fault that she was born in a an ungodly third world country. She is struggling to achieve Salvation.
              Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #3682
                Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Never seen so stupid people as americans

                1001 God has reason to kill the gay land usa

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                • #3683
                  Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Dutchs View Post
                  Never seen so stupid people as americans...
                  Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians(tm) are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

                  Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

                  So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.

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                  • #3684
                    Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Caibai View Post
                    Eva. You are Swedish. Have you not seen how this site hates swedes too? How they think Ikea is run by nazis!
                    Also they think the Swedish flag is the Danish flag!
                    What part of Scandinavia I am from, is irrelevant - it is all one big cesspool of paganism and unholy sex

                    I would advise you to change your wayward ways, and turn to The Lord instead - there is still hope for you if you

                    YiC
                    Eva
                    1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                    • #3685
                      Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Why do you guys hate Europe?
                      Rom.1:26-27
                      For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                      • #3686
                        Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                        Why do you guys hate Europe?

                        Proverbs 6:16-19 These six things doth the Lord hate:
                        Yea, seven are an abomination unto him:

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                        Feet that be swift in running to mischief, Click image for larger version Name: løb.png Views: 1 Size: 186.1 KB ID: 1919063

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                        1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                        • #3687
                          Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                          Newsflash: A lot of the True Christians™ are from Europe, including Denmark, Sweden, etc.

                          Newsflash #2: All those Christians you know around you believe in the same book, that tells them the same things. So either they believe it completely or they're stupid hypocrites (because the book itself says that if you don't believe it completely it won't do you a bit of good, you're going to Hell anyway).

                          So don't think the U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity.



                          yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity
                          maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA

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                          • #3688
                            Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by DemonThinker96 View Post
                            Why do you guys hate Europe?

                            because they do not even know where it is

                            Amsterdam is probably in New York their thinking , or whether it is an inbreeding problem

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                            • #3689
                              Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                              Between seeking the approval of a hateful, immoral, heathen from the country of barbaric vikings, or the approval of the loving, merciful, perfect, glorious, inspirational, wonderful, dedicated, jealous, sweet, sweet Lord Jesus, I cannot imagine an easier choice to be made.

                              you insult our bloodline ,without us you were probably not even born
                              think it over,if that goes with an IQ of 60

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                              • #3690
                                Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Dutchs View Post
                                yes U.S.A. has some kind of monopoly on stupidity ...
                                I just showed you that that's NOT the case.

                                ...maybe it'll be the bad education in the USA
                                Yeah, it's so bad they only have 7 of the top 10 universities in the world.

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