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  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
    Do you mean that you lied when you said this:





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    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
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      I thank GOD that I was not here to see that gay porn. I wonder why people come here with their scam!?
      This site is indeed blessed and bad things are kept out of our sight. A place where you can be open-minded and filled with love that flows from True Christian souls!!!

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      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by LeAtheist View Post
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        Is that one of those eskimo "gods"?

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        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.




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          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
            The people in Denmark are all very godless sinners. Anyway, the way they are fishing looks fun.




            PRAISE THE GOD ALMIGHTY!!!
            Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too

            But their fishing is not one of the reasons.

            Genesis 1:26
            And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

            Fishing was the only thing I ever enjoyed doing their on my last Landover Baptist mission to those Godless islands, and oh boy those fishes are big! They are bigger than any other fish you catched before, PRAISE JESUS!

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            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
              Thats in the Faroe Islands and we also have a section on why God hates them too
              Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.
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              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                Sorry, my mistake. I thought this is Denmark because there is Danish flag in the first boat, the one The Most Honourable Cranky old Man presents in the beginning of this thread.
                If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.

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                • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                  If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
                  It's remarkable how powerful those dinky little Swedish army knives are - who would have thought you could gut a whole whale with one?
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                  • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                    If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
                    I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?
                    God created fossils to test our faith.

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                    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                    God HATES Rational Thinking!
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                    • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                      I know, that's why all them Finns are called Scandinavians, right?
                      Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

                      But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
                      Somebody?
                      No?
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                      • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Marko Loimaan-Aho View Post
                        Finland is not actually a country. A bit swedish, a bit russians, and sami people in the north. Then us eskimos there between, living on that wasteland which stays between.

                        But I do not understand if anybody is really interested in this?
                        Somebody?
                        No?
                        Nope. I'm sure not.
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                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
                          If I'm not wrong all these Swiss countries are somehow all a part of Sweden though in one way or another.
                          They are all part of the Nether Regions.
                          Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                          • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Im Danish and im proud of it.




                            So instead of disrespecting others, lying(believe its a sin, according to the bible) how about you actually came up with hard facts not generated by your mind or twisted to suit your needs.

                            Try to be interlectual in your discussion instead of behaving like a spoiled child.
                            If you dont like the way to World is that is your problem, i respect your religion and believe its a free choice who you worship or why and how.
                            So instead of running a rant about how you hate everything in the World besides other baptists, how about you showed the way for other people, with kindness instead of disrespect and b treating them bad, you would get more people to listen that way, and in the end you might reach you end goal.

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                            • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by DANISHVIKING86 View Post
                              Im Danish and im proud of it.
                              Who would be proud to be a pastry? Didn't JFK say he was a jelly doughnut? Are you a catlick? And since we know that viking is synonymous with rapist, this makes you a catlick doughnut rapist. Just when I thought you Nether regioner's couldn't get any sicker, you come along and prove that you can!
                              Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                              • Re: 11 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by Des View Post
                                Who would be proud to be a pastry? Didn't JFK say he was a jelly doughnut? Are you a catlick? And since we know that viking is synonymous with rapist, this makes you a catlick doughnut rapist. Just when I thought you Nether regioner's couldn't get any sicker, you come along and prove that you can!
                                Brother Des, do you mean that this despicable thing rapes doughnuts?



                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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