[Why.King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

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Strange... And i thought only god could judge ;-)

[Chresjan]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

No Lydia, it's true.

Jesus lived in Denmark when he was about 22, and he walked across Storebælt long before the bridge came.

He came here to teach Satan some grammar.

Satan speaks danish fluently since it's his native tongue, but he's suffering from dyslexia, and therefore got difficulties with reading and writing it.

Jesus on the other hand, being the son of God, pwns danish - fluently.

So around the year 22AD, Jesus was teaching Satan how to spell words like "narrefisse" and "smatskræv" in Christiania (where Satan obviously lives in Denmark)


WWJD

[Really Scared]

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Well, I´m, a Denmarkian, and now I am REALLY REALLY SCARED, I dont know how to change my ways and become a true believer of god.
I mean, I´ve been baptised and all, but apparently those action has been nothing but a crazy scheme to hide the evil ways of my country.

I have read a lot of this thread (but not all yet), and I understand perfectly the necsessity to marry a girl you have raped, but what about goats? Do we have to marry them as well?

Of the 8 reasons, I may be able to sched some light on a few things that some people have misunderstood:

The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped!

So true, I have often heard fellow danes saying that marrying a girl youve raped is a silly law!

Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit

Well, I am not sure that Denmark is the force behind the global climate hoax, I belive the hoax is actually the work of the devil himself, using his lackey in the danish state to further his claims, but I can testify to this winter being very cold!

The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!

Well, noone can deny that, but it has been written in danish news papers that our prime minister cheats on his wife too - with someone claiming to be a christian priest!

Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish!

I had no idea, I´ve often heard the stories of Mr. Andersen as a child, how shocking to find these news at this age!

Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior!

Again, I was forced to play with lego as a child, and sometimes wonder if there is still hope for me.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever.

Some danes claim that ippi is indeed Swedish, but I believe that Sweden is rightfully a part of Denmark as it has been before!

Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children.

Thank god I have never had television in my home!

Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children!

Not only are gay people allowed to marry each other, the danish state financially supports gay parades - this is so sad.

I have never even seen the KJV1611 bible, where can I get one? And is there still hope for me?

[4life4good]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!11!! NABZ!!
(ps. your "random question" for registrating sucks!! u guys tried the internet?) LOL!!1! xD

[Mrs. Rogers]

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(ps. your "random question" for registrating sucks!! u guys tried the internet?) LOL!!1! xD

Are you suggesting that as an alternative question, dear? It seems a too-easy question to answer though ... given one would be trying to join an internet forum, one would have to be using the internet in order to be asked such a question, so the answer would have to be "yes".

Or have I missed something?

[Jens Ole Andersen]

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No Lydia, it's true.

Jesus lived in Denmark when he was about 22, and he walked across Storebælt long before the bridge came.

He came here to teach Satan some grammar.

Satan speaks danish fluently since it's his native tongue, but he's suffering from dyslexia, and therefore got difficulties with reading and writing it.

Jesus on the other hand, being the son of God, pwns danish - fluently.

So around the year 22AD, Jesus was teaching Satan how to spell words like "narrefisse" and "smatskræv" in Christiania (where Satan obviously lives in Denmark)


WWJD

Please stop with your evil and vicious LIES! No, Jesus did not visit Denmark. No, Jesus did not condone rape. No, Jeses do not condone the morally depraved FILTH that is overflowing the Danish streets. If Jesus had indeed visited Denmark we would not be a nation teetering on the brink of eternal DAMNATION, but would have liberal gun laws, wouldn’t have colonized Greenland and would be a Godfearing Christian people. Making up claims of DIVINITY is the surefire way of condemning us all to a lifetime of brimstone and hellfire.

[Fire fist (On Moderation)]

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Why do you keep bringing up Finland? This thread is about Denmark!

HAHA I know that you guys was a bit stupid over there.. but you just took it to a new lvl

the Danish flag is red and white!! and how do i know?? well yea you see.. I am from Denmark!

and one more thing Pippi Longstocking she is swedish not danish...

look.... I think you guys shuld start to learn abit more about world and how everything works... you got sooo much wrong info on that post and you shuld be ashamed of youself.. you guys seems like you have a IQ as a rock..

The only thing I like about you post is this "Satan's native language is actually Danish!"

and you know what! I'm fucking proud it! now go fuck you mom and correct the flag and stop saying that Pippi Longstocking is danish.. It is even as swedish name for fuck sake..

Peace out! oh wait I mean See you in hell!!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I have read a lot of this thread (but not all yet), and I understand perfectly the necsessity to marry a girl you have raped, but what about goats? Do we have to marry them as well?

No, you should never have sex with goats. God does not allow that.

that our prime minister cheats on his wife too

Rasmussen cheats on his wife as well?

Again, I was forced to play with lego as a child, and sometimes wonder if there is still hope for me.

Just wondering about that, means there is still hope! Just get on your knees and start praying.

Some danes claim that ippi is indeed Swedish, but I believe that Sweden is rightfully a part of Denmark as it has been before!

I am glad that we can finally conclude that Pippi is Danish!

I have never even seen the KJV1611 bible, where can I get one? And is there still hope for me?

You could start here.

[Inspirer]

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No, you should never have sex with goats. God does not allow that.

Rasmussen cheats on his wife as well?

Just wondering about that, means there is still hope! Just get on your knees and start praying.

I am glad that we can finally conclude that Pippi is Danish!

You could start here.

OOOOh my god, or shout I say Satan, the old retard is a live, now please let your wisdom (or lack of same) enlighten us, are we all condemned to hell if so I hope there is a lot of cold beer and porn.

[Cranky Old Man]

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the Danish flag is red and white!! and how do i know?? well yea you see.. I am from Denmark!

That you are from Denmark proves nothing. We have seen a lot of people from Denmark here who do not know what their own flag looks like. Danish education must be horrible.

But in the end, what your silly flag looks like is irrelevant. What is relevant is all that is in the KJV1611 Holy Bible!

The only thing I like about you post is this "Satan's native language is actually Danish!" and you know what! I'm piffleing proud it!

You should not be proud, you should be ashamed!

[Cranky Old Man]

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OOOOh my god, or shout I say Satan, the old retard is a live, now please let your wisdom (or lack of same) enlighten us, are we all condemned to hell if so I hope there is a lot of cold beer and porn.

There will be porn in Hell, Satan will be sodomizing you for all eternity!

[Really Scared]

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No, you should never have sex with goats. God does not allow that.

Oh the horror of realising that all (or at least most) of what you have been taught is wrong!

In Denmark we learn (and the law says) that it is perfectly legal to have sex with goats (and any other animal) as long as the animal takes no harm from it!

Rasmussen cheats on his wife as well?

Well, I have not seen it with my owns eyes, but it has been written in the dansih news paper "Politiken" http://www.bt.dk/politik/politiken-h...ke-ud-som-utro

Just get on your knees and start praying.

I am, but its making it hard to type at the same time

Thank you for making me see the light - I love Jesus!

I will be reading the KJV1611 Bible and hopw to learn more about Jesus!

[AtheistDane]

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Well I don't suppose you care about the facts, but one thing I would like to mention is, that you are confusing three danes named Rasmussen.

The danish prime minister is called Lars Løkke Rasmussen, the guy who cheated in the Tour de France is Michael Rasmussen and the guy in the picture is Poul Nyrup Rasmussen, a former prime minister.

Anyway, there is plenty of reasons you should hate Denmark, and I must respectfully say, that the reasons stated by Cranky Old Man in not the best reasons:

Denmark is a lutheran cuntry, and most people are members of the danishj official church, which is financed with taxex. However, most people only go to chruch for weddings, funeral and communions.

Furthermore prostitution is not illegal in Denmark, just like sex with animals is not prohibited - yet.

Gays can be married in a civil union and it is possible for them to be blessed in the official danish churches. There is even talk about letting them get married in the church by a priest.

Homosexuals can adopt and lesbians and single women can get pregnent using artifical insemination - this service is provided and payed for by the danish state.

If a single woman gets pregnant, the state will help her financially. She can even state that she don't know who the father is and still recieve economic help.

Porn is legal in denmark.

It is normal for young couples to have sex and live with each other before they get married - if they ever choose to do so.

We only teach the theory of evolution in the schools - and we educate teenagers on safe sex.

Women can have abortions untill they are 12 weeks pregnant. After that there will need to be a good reason to terminate the pregnancy like serious illness for example...

In Copenhagen there a gay pride parades and there have even been held oplympic games for homosexual...

I think this are all the main reasons, why God and/or Baptists should hate Denmark.

[TrueBelieverTrue]

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It is not against the Bible to eat meat!

[Brother Alex]

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...dansih news paper "Politiken"

Isn't that the danish word for "pornography"?