[Levi Jones]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Will the stupidity never end .. I gotta leave this forum you are mad all of you!!
You need help!!!!

I'll be praying for Jesus to cast out the demons from your back side.

At least my read thread about a country God loves before you go.

[Mr.boesse]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Never before has so many Danes looked so stupid...

[Chresjan]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Sweden is on my list, especially since IKEA clearly distributes Satan's message all over the world, but my list is quite long and I am an old man so I don't know when.

IKEA is most definitely the work of Satan! As is SAAB, Volvo and Ingrid Bergman. All whores of Lucifer!

The censorship on this forum would have made Göebbels frown in envy, BTW..


- Christian (ex-masturbator)

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

IKEA is most definitely the work of Satan! As is SAAB, Volvo and Ingrid Bergman. All whores of Lucifer!

Hm, interesting, thank you for those tips. I recorded them in case I decide to investigate Sweden.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I would dare to claim that Muslims are more noble than Nazis like you! Shame on YOU!
Is this what you belive god wants?: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ps64xxJq0mg
You are all nuts!

Mooslimbs are nazis, they both hate jews so I don't get your point.

[Love_Jeeezuz_DK]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello everybody.

I am a true christian living in the sinful and wicked country of Denmark.
I find myself alone in a dark place, filled with rapists, whores, goats and drunks.

I can only agree with your views on Denmark, and I hope to immigrate to the gloryous United States Of America one day.

May the danes burn in hell.

[Felicity]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

@Love_Jeeezuz_DK Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Choosen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hm, interesting, thank you for those tips. I recorded them in case I decide to investigate Sweden.

You should seek a doctor immediately, im quite sure you have a brain tumor.
Lets start with your first post..

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=528824&postcount=1

You clearly skipped school at a young age - you even failed to get the flag right. The link says "Flag_of_Finland.svg/172px-Flag_of_Finland.svg.png".
You must have the devil inside you, since you cannot read anymore!

#3 Again, THE DEVIL IS INSIDE OF YOU!! YOU CANNOT READ ANYMORE BECAUSE OF HIM!!

Ex-minister of Denmark: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_...ter_of_Denmark
The guy you refer to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rasmussen

Anders Fogh Rasmussen
Michael Rasmussen

Since YOU HAVE THE DEVIL INSIDE OF YOU, i will explain: Those two names, are not the same person! CHOCKING!


#4 Prove your accusation. Satan is spreading his word, right? Since there is so much evil, the language of the devil, would be a very common langauge, like... ENGLISH?! OH MY GOD!!


#5 Lego is evil? Thats new. But ok, who want their kids to use their brain and build stuff? Like engineers, that build your house.. or.. the computer youre abusing. Nah, its cool?


#6 Pippi Langstocking was written by Astrid Lindgren, which is... Swedish!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

#7 The programs discussed, are actually:
10:30 - Debate
11:10 - Its about a golden fountain...
11:30 - An interview with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - News and weather
12:10 - Just another debate-program
12:35 - Animal program from a Zoo
12:55 - Dont know this one
13:25 - Documantary
13:50 - Boring program about neighbors
14:20 - Dont know this one
14:50 - News in sign language (yes, we actually care about those people who lost their hearing!)
15:00 - Regular news

The explanation here, is THAT THE DEVIL WAS INSIDE YOU, WHEN YOU TRANSLATED!! IT MUST SOON BE TIME TO BANISH HIM FROM YOU!!!!




So.. care to explain your epic failure, regarding getting the facts straight? Or was you possed by the devil, when you wrote it?!

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Hello everybody.

I am a true christian living in the sinful and wicked country of Denmark.
I find myself alone in a dark place, filled with rapists, whores, goats and drunks.

I can only agree with your views on Denmark, and I hope to immigrate to the gloryous United States Of America one day.

May the danes burn in hell.

Now that is a good post from a good Dane. Why not introduce yourself in the introduction forum? I hope to see more posts from you, we might even become friends.

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

You should seek a doctor immediately, im quite sure you have a brain tumor.
Lets start with your first post..
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...24&postcount=1

Why do you wish a brain tumor on an old man?

You clearly skipped school at a young age

Most of us are home schooled.

Ex-minister of Denmark: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_...ter_of_Denmark
The guy you refer to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rasmussen

Anders Fogh Rasmussen
Michael Rasmussen

Since YOU HAVE THE DEVIL INSIDE OF YOU, i will explain: Those two names, are not the same person! CHOCKING!

But both worship Satan, so what's the difference?

#4 Prove your accusation. Satan is spreading his word, right? Since there is so much evil, the language of the devil, would be a very common langauge, like... ENGLISH?! OH MY GOD!!

Is the Holy Bible (KJV1611) written in English? Yes! Since the bible is given by God to us, it must mean that English is a holy language. The King James Bible 1611 was NOT written in Denmarkian right?

#5 Lego is evil? Thats new. But ok, who want their kids to use their brain and build stuff? Like engineers, that build your house.. or.. the computer youre abusing. Nah, its cool?

Kids can use their brain and build stuff, all they need is the KJV1611 bible. Studying the King James 1611 Bible, now that is using your brain!

#6 Pippi Langstocking was written by Astrid Lindgren, which is... Swedish!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

Why do you try to blame the Swedes?

#7 The programs discussed, are actually:
10:30 - Debate
11:10 - Its about a golden fountain...
11:30 - An interview with Nis Boesdal
12:00 - News and weather
12:10 - Just another debate-program
12:35 - Animal program from a Zoo
12:55 - Dont know this one
13:25 - Documantary
13:50 - Boring program about neighbors
14:20 - Dont know this one
14:50 - News in sign language (yes, we actually care about those people who lost their hearing!)
15:00 - Regular news

The explanation here, is THAT THE DEVIL WAS INSIDE YOU, WHEN YOU TRANSLATED!! IT MUST SOON BE TIME TO BANISH HIM FROM YOU!!!!

He has no devil inside of him, since he is Saved©.

So.. care to explain your epic failure, regarding getting the facts straight? Or was you possed by the devil, when you wrote it?!

I think you were possessed when you wrote this nonsense.

[Choosen]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Why do you wish a brain tumor on an old man?

I dont, i simply ask him to seek medical attention, since im convinced he has a brain tumor. Seeking help, doesnt produce the tumor - in case you didnt know.

Most of us are home schooled.

That might explain something..

But both worship Satan, so what's the difference?

Prove your accusation please. Denmark is actually Christian, you know that, dont know?
The Danes were united and officially Christianised in 965 AD

Is the Holy Bible (KJV1611) written in English? Yes! Since the bible is given by God to us, it must mean that English is a holy language. The King James Bible 1611 was NOT written in Denmarkian right?

It wasnt written in english either! The first human author to write down the biblical record was Moses.. He wrote in his native language, called Hebrew

Kids can use their brain and build stuff, all they need is the KJV1611 bible. Studying the King James 1611 Bible, now that is using your brain!

What about an education? Who do you want to build your house, computer, car? You dont learn how to fix a car, from reading the bible... "And then ye take ye plier, and turn ye knob" - nope.. doesnt work.

Why do you try to blame the Swedes?

Dont turn the turd on me - im simply reveal the false statements made by "Cranky Old Man". When he cant even get the facts right, how can you believe rest of what he is saying? What does the bible say about Denmark?

He has no devil inside of him, since he is Saved©.

Saved©? What chapter in the bible is that? I didnt know that God had copyrighted his "Saved" ?

I think you were possessed when you wrote this nonsense.

Is revealing the truth equal to being possessed, or is it providing false information like Cranky Old Man? You do realize, that his "facts" are false, right?

[Dirk]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I dont, i simply ask him to seek medical attention, since im convinced he has a brain tumor. Seeking help, doesnt produce the tumor - in case you didnt know.

Just admit you want Cranky Old Man to get a tumor!

Prove your accusation please. Denmark is actually Christian, you know that, dont know?
The Danes were united and officially Christianised in 965 AD

I can't open the link since it is a porn site.

It wasnt written in english either! The first human author to write down the biblical record was Moses.. He wrote in his native language, called Hebrew

I can't open the link since I get the warning it is a satanic site.

What about an education? Who do you want to build your house, computer, car? You dont learn how to fix a car, from reading the bible... "And then ye take ye plier, and turn ye knob" - nope.. doesnt work.

I am educated. In fact I'm a teacher for school children at the moment, but I'm a professor on university level......at least that is what my diploma tells me.

Dont turn the turd on me - im simply reveal the false statements made by "Cranky Old Man". When he cant even get the facts right, how can you believe rest of what he is saying? What does the bible say about Denmark?

See the first post

Saved©? What chapter in the bible is that? I didnt know that God had copyrighted his "Saved" ?

God copyrighed it, he was smart enough to copyright it and to let us know who is really saved and who is not.

Is revealing the truth equal to being possessed, or is it providing false information like Cranky Old Man? You do realize, that his "facts" are false, right?

I think your facts are false.

[Jimbo]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

That's the flag of Schwitzerland ^

[Brother Alex]

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Saved©? What chapter in the bible is that? I didnt know that God had copyrighted his "Saved" ?

It was copyrighted by the Landover Baptist Church, the only true church in the world, to protect the term from being abused by false Christians.

[James Dewitt]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

In order to cut down on the confusion over silly flags. Why don't we just lump Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Holland and the UK into one country with one flag. Oh what the heck just lump all of Europestan into one giant county(EXCEPT Germany) with one flag! A Homersexural flag. We can call it Dumdassland