[Bjorn the Berserker]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is a boring small insignificant country mostly populated by convicted rapists. Although we have to compliment Denmark for attacking Muhammad when it counted, Denmark is mostly filled with fans of drunken orgies with other men and goats who will all go to Hell!

1. The Danes invented rape! The Danish word for rapist is "viking". After raping all men, women and goats in Denmark they moved on to raping in Iceland, Greenland, France and England. All Danish rapists broke God's law by never marrying the girls they raped! Deuteronomy 22:28-29 "... she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her ..."
2. Denmark is the driving force behind the global climate hoax. To seduce as many people into lying about the climate as possible the Danes provided free whores to the visitors of the climate summit in Copenhagen! God punished all these liars by causing the coldest winter ever right after the climate summit. Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
3. The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France! Proverbs 6:16-19 "... the LORD hate: ... a lying tongue ... A false witness that speaketh lies ..."
4. Satan's son, the Danish author Hans Christian Andersen, makes Harry Potter appear like a Christian boyscout in comparison. There is not a single evil in the Holy Bible that is not glorified by the stories of Hans Christian Andersen! Satan's native language is actually Danish! John 8:44 "Ye are of your father the devil..."
5. Denmark invented Lego to corrupt as many children as possible into sinful behavior! Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death ..."
6. The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever. 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "... nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
7. Not Surprisingly, Danish TV has shows like Rape with Brutality (children’s program), The Market for liver (buying organs for transplant), Come Hither (priests raping choirboys) and Update on Masochism for Children. Job 31:12 "... a fire that consumeth to destruction ..."
8. Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt and rape innocent children! Romans 1:26-27 "... burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly ..."

All people of Denmark need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Australia, England, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.

You're not even trying with this post. Were you tired? Probably. And I see you got that flag from Wikipedia which you seem to think is an evil site. Very funny.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Go read some other book than the bible you ignorant dimwitt...

I do read other things besides the KJV1611 Holy Bible. Your insane postings for example.

New discoveries show that the vikings mainly traded

Was this before or after they saved innocent orphans? No matter how you twist it, Vikings raped a lot of people. Denying that only shows the world what Danes are really like.

What do you care about them raiding Catholic churches?

I could not care less about that. My mission is just to explain why God hates Denmark so much.

The Vikings DID go to significant places, France, England

I already mentioned that. And once they arrived they started raping people. Which you keep denying.

Yes, thats right the Vikings discovered the Americas...

I assure you there were people living there before you arrived. The people already living there discovered it earlier don't you think?

And btw... aint it just great to know that some of you have Viking ancestors?

No.

[Danishguy]

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Indeed, that is one of the more common views on Americans...

Vikings did indeed rape, but a lot of these stories were also made up by the English, Because often the Vikings were respectlable, well dressed men, so the women chose to leave with them. Pity it watered down our noble blood...

Moving on to Pippi...

She is a fictional character created by Astrid Lindgren, a swedish author.

Here is the proof if you want to see it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

and sorry, but hell is a fictional place, it does not exist... only in the bible which is pure fiction... sorry

[Cranky Old Man]

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if you had been studying about the vikings

Unlike you, I have.

1. Vikings were also swedes and norwegians

Did I deny this? No!

]2. Vikings did not have horns on their helmets even though every cartoon depicts them with horns.

Did I contradict this? No!

]3. Vikings WERE traders AND raiders

Did I say otherwise? No!

Stop talking nonsense and start reading the KJV1611 Holy Bible!

[Cranky Old Man]

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Vikings did indeed rape

I am glad to see someone from Denmark finally admitting this.

often the Vikings were respectlable, well dressed men, so the women chose to leave with them

Are there actually people who believe this?

Moving on to Pippi... She is a real character created by Astrid Lindgren, a swedish author. Here is the proof if you want to see it... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Astrid_Lindgren http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pippi_Longstocking

My Internet filter prevents me from visiting porn sites.

and sorry, but hell is a real place, it does not exist... only in the bible which is pure fiction... sorry

We humble people have limited capabilities. If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it. So the sheer quality of the book proves that it is created by someone with capabilities far beyond that of a human being.

Since the Holy Bible clearly could not have been written by a mere mortal and also clearly states to be the word of God: 2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness" logic dictates there can be only one conclusion. God exists and the Holy Bible is His word!

I think your problem is that you did not actually read the entire Holy Bible. Your opinion of the Holy Bible is based on hearsay. If you actually paid some attention during that education of yours you would have learned that you have to research the facts before you draw your conclusion. The facts here being the contents of the Holy Bible.

Well what is it going to be? Ignorance or enlightenment? Heaven or hell ?

[Bjorn the Berserker]

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Dude, click the flag you used. Read the url, it says finish.

But sorry guys, I can't really find out whether or not this is for real - is it? Be serious now, you don't know what you are talking about. I mean, you can't even use the right flag! (Google Denmark, please).

And did we (us Danes - btw. I'm a Dane!) invent Pippi? Haha, that was the swedish people. So again, you dont know what you are talking about!

C'mone. How am I supposed to take this serious? You HAVE to be joking about all this..

Ahahaha.. Oh my god. Why are you even on the internet? You should be at an old-man home or something.. Jesus F-ing Christ! (OOPS )

I suspect it is all a joke, possibly by atheists to discredit Christianity and spread hate of said religion throughout the world. Or just pranksters who think they are funny.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I suspect it is all a joke, possibly by atheists to discredit Christianity and spread hate of said religion throughout the world. Or just pranksters who think they are funny.

So you think we made up the Holy Bible?

How little we care about your insults:
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why you should stop being gay:
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

[Danishguy]

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I have read the Protestant bible... and from that nonesense i conclude heavon and hell do not exist...

Question for you Cranky Old Man, ever been outside USA? Outside the state perhaps?

How can you actually be THIS ignorant? You refuse to see the truth before your eyes...

[jamesbond]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Don't judge people, which you have been doing all your life - So if we pretend what youre saying is right, your next place will be: Hell, yes?

And to the trash coming out of your mouth:

1. The word Viking doesnt define rapist, and it have nothing to do with it. I would believe that your country invented the word "rapist", the number of rapes every year is growing and growing?

2. The "free whores" were a mediastunt, and a protest by an association.

3. No, he arent a "cheater". It was a danish sentence, not lieing in anyways. But either learn danish or be quite.

4. No.

5. Lego is used all over the world, its playtoy.

6. No, SWEDEN did.

7. No Denmark HAVENT.

8. No they are NOT.

After reading all of your posts I either believe you're mentally disburted or just
a retard trolling around.

Dont reply me with stupid posts.

@ALL

Youre judging everyone, dont you scare god to sent you to hell?

Read between the lines, dont answer me with stupid troll answers, no retard answers and NO mentally brain washed persons answer me.

[jamesbond]

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So you think we made up the Holy Bible?

How little we care about your insults:
Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness'lier sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

Why you need to follow the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible:
2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

Why you should stop being gay:
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

Okay now I get it. Youre seeking social accept trough the Internet.

Youre ugly fat? - Dont both this sentence.

"The Landover Baptist Church is a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States."

Could you just write shit about the US please.

And btw, nice trolling guys.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Youre judging everyone, dont you scare god to sent you to hell?

Read between the lines, dont answer me with stupid troll answers, no retard answers and NO mentally brain washed persons answer me.

Why would God send us to Hell? Can you show us specific Scriptural verses that say we cannot judge others?

On the contrary, many times in the Bible it is reaffirmed that it is our Christian duty to judge those around us.

1 Corinthians 2:15 But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

Leviticus 19:15 Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

[Bjorn the Berserker]

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So you think we made up the Holy Bible?

Nope. I believe in the Bible and in God, but I think you twist the Bible to mean what you want it to as everyone does.

[Bjorn the Berserker]

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Why would God send us to Hell? Can you show us specific Scriptural verses that say we cannot judge others?

Certainly:



Matthew 7:1-3 (King James Version)


Matthew 7


1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again. 3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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Unfortunately, you misunderstood Matthew 7:1-5. These verses are a warning against hypocritical judgment, not judgment in itself. Jesus is saying we cannot judge others when we are guilty of the same sin. Let's look at the verses.

I also noted you did not quote verse 5 which clearly explains that you can judge.


1Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.

This basically says if you judge others, you will be judged accordingly. This makes sense. Of course, I can judge others and I welcome Christ to judge me, because I am free of sin. He can judge me all He wants.


3And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

This means hypocrisy. How can you judge another man for cheating on his wife when you do the same?


4Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?

Again, hypocrisy.


5Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.

Now read this last part very closely. This tells us that we can judge others! Jesus is saying to remove your own sin first, then you can judge others.

How can you say this is a prohibition against all judging? Jesus makes it crystal clear that we cannot judge if we are hypocrites, and that to do righteous judgment instead.

[Danishguy]

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Rev. Jim Osborne, i was merely replying to another danish post...