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  • ostemanden
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    • Jun 2010
    • 3

    #106
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    So you admit you are rapists and promote it? You don't even try to ask for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ!
    Let me get this right... You are saying, that by admitting that the vikings were rapists automatically turns ourselfs into rapists? Come on...

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    • NewDanishGuy
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      • Jun 2010
      • 6

      #107
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      about the IQ thing... DIRK, see what i'm getting at... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!

      And about Felicity, what's wrong about noting a girl is hawt? and to be honest... Kids/teens growing up in a society with so many strong believers, you automaticly get brainwashed... They dont have the choice, if they refuse to believe in god, they will most like be treated like outcast...
      Do correct me if i am wrong...

      And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!

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      • compaq007
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 1

        #108
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        And I'm a viking and your mother liked it.
        "My eyes have seen the glory of the tramplin at the zoo,
        We washed ourselves in niggers blood and all the mongrals too,
        We're taking down the zog machine jew by jew by jew,
        The white man marches on"

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #109
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          Originally posted by NewDanishGuy View Post
          about the IQ thing... DIRK, see what i'm getting at... YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!
          Yeah, of course, now you're making sense. Do you always present your arguments like this when talking with university professors? It might help explain why everyone you speak with points his or her finger at you laughing.

          And about Felicity, what's wrong about noting a girl is hawt? and to be honest... Kids/teens growing up in a society with so many strong believers, you automaticly get brainwashed... They dont have the choice, if they refuse to believe in god, they will most like be treated like outcast...
          Do correct me if i am wrong...
          Hitting on True Christian(tm) Ladies is considered offensive, especially when they are minors. The Internet provides enough services for disgusting fornicators like you to vent their testosterone (which I will not link to, for the children that read this thread), so there is no reason to do that here on a True Christian(tm) Forum.

          And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!
          I've lost count on how often I've seen people say this. For some reason, I've never seen them actually do it. I think that people who intend to troll these forums are punished by Jesus with horrible diseases, so that they can't return. That must be it.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • NewDanishGuy
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2010
            • 6

            #110
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post


            Hitting on True Christian™ Ladies is considered offensive, especially when they are minors. The Internet provides enough services for disgusting fornicators like you to vent their testosterone (which I will not link to, for the children that read this thread), so there is no reason to do that here on a True Christian™ Forum.



            Yeah... well She aint a minor in Denmark! And as you claim we are Vikings, and we rape all, imma trackin your computerz!

            Sexual age is 15 in Denmark. Too bad... And yes, i am indeed a fornicator... Virgin guys are pussies...

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            • LydiaJohnson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 36

              #111
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              You Scandanavians disgust me. Pervert.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #112
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                Originally posted by NewDanishGuy View Post
                And please quit the infraction reports... ill just make a new account when you ban the one i am using.... and there aint nothing you can do to stop me... in your face!
                What was that, Sebastian?
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • DPA_Viking
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 1

                  #113
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  First, im danish viking. (Huzzaaa!)

                  I am very displeased about the way you describe and mock Denmark. If the bigger Tribes here ever heard about this forum, and indeed this thread, they would without a doubt gather their warriors, and head to sea, with the intent to rape or murder you all, and to capture your women as slaves. How would you defend against heavy axes and long swords? Because your false god dont allow the taking of lives? Throwing bibles and bad words at them?

                  It is sad to see so intelligent people being misled by a false god. And i do mean your weakling of a sorry ass god. Us Vikings know the true gods:

                  Njord, Frej, Freja, Loke, and of course Thor and Odin

                  Anyone wo believe else is just stupid and misguided

                  I actually feel sorry for you, normally i would have challenged you to a battle with axes or sword. But i just cant make myself do it.

                  And you keep writing about how we are going to burn in hell. But you know so little about us danish vikings. The fact is that we do not fear fire, death or war. Because we know we will go to Asgaard, to the fields of the gods, and dine every night together with Odin.

                  I wish you good luck. And pray to Odin that our the Tribes do not discover of this thread.

                  -D.

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                  • wisey78uk
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 3

                    #114
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Am amazed at this post, and hopefully the whole forum once I have stopped laughing.

                    I just thought I'd add this. Your website is about a gated community in Iowa. That's fine and fully your right. Your mad crazy posts are again your right to freedom of speech.

                    But what is funny is your website is run out of Scottsdale, Arizona (after finding it's IP address) and it is registered with GoDaddy which uses sex (very well) to sell it's products to people all over the world including in Denmark. Great to see you sticking to your morals when it comes.

                    Stupid freaky bible bashing weirdos. Am glad the rest of America and the world is not like you.

                    P.S. Why do you look like Santa or a summer holiday?

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                    • Levi Jones
                      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                       
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 13930

                      #115
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by DPA_Viking View Post
                      How would you defend against heavy axes and long swords? Because your false god dont allow the taking of lives? Throwing bibles and bad words at them?
                      We have this thing called the U.S. military. I'm dying laughing at the thought of you trying to beat on a tank with an axe.
                      Originally posted by DPA_Viking View Post
                      Njord, Frej, Freja, Loke, and of course Thor and Odin

                      Anyone wo believe else is just stupid and misguided
                      Give up your silly misguided superstitions and follow Jesus instead.
                      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                      • Levi Jones
                        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                         
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 13930

                        #116
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by wisey78uk View Post
                        But what is funny is your website is run out of Scottsdale, Arizona (after finding it's IP address) and it is registered with GoDaddy which uses sex (very well) to sell it's products to people all over the world including in Denmark. Great to see you sticking to your morals when it comes.
                        guilt by association.. The server is in Arizona. Have you never heard of that magic of the internets? Sometimes things are not located in the same place.
                        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                        • federal agent
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1

                          #117
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Sorry but I have to inform you that you will get an notification from the government of Denmark if you do not erase this thread.
                          The danish state does not allow people to make fun of them.
                          Obey or we will take on international diplomatical acts to stop this nonsense

                          From the danish embassay

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                          • YourGrace
                            Unsaved trash
                            Under Investigation
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 6

                            #118
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by Dirk View Post
                            So you admit you are rapists and promote it? You don't even try to ask for forgiveness from our Lord Jesus Christ!
                            And that was the only thing that caught your eye in Awesome-o's post?

                            I'm truly disappointed that a university scholar would make such a flacid argument from, what I can tell, is a fairly well documented post.

                            Why not have the guts of a true Christian, and admit when the original topic is in half of its accusations ?

                            Have faith in our Lord, and in yourselves,
                            YourGrace

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                            • Cranky Old Man
                              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                              You kids get off his lawn!
                               
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 22349

                              #119
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by Awesome-o View Post
                              First off: Wrong flag.
                              I tried your hyperlinks but they could not get through my porn filter. I can assure you the flag is correct though. I think I figured out what the problem here is though, it seems that all Danes are color blind!

                              Vi·king(vī'kĭng) n. ...
                              What exactly is the point you are trying to make? Are you denying the Vikings were Danes, or are you denying they raped?

                              The current Danish primeminister is Lars Løkke Rasmussen. His predecessor was Anders Fogh Rasmussen and the guy before him was Poul Nyrup Rasmussen. The fellow mentioned in your articled is none of the above.
                              Is everyone in Denmark called Rasmussen? Here in America people have different names, which is a lot less confusing.

                              All these are pure evil as well.

                              Astrid Lindgren invented Pippi Longstocking (Pippi Långstrump in Swedish and Pippi Langstrømpe in Danish)
                              Ok so she is called Pippi Langstrømpe instead of Pippi Långstrump. To be honest I could care less. The point is that she is an evil femnazi that corrupts the minds of innocent children.

                              Danish gay couples are allowed to adopt. But they are still under Danish law, which prohibits rape.
                              If you allow gay couples to adopt, rape is a given. Especially if the gays are Danes as well.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • Levi Jones
                                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                                 
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 13930

                                #120
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by federal agent View Post
                                Sorry but I have to inform you that you will get an notification from the government of Denmark if you do not erase this thread.
                                The danish state does not allow people to make fun of them.
                                Obey or we will take on international diplomatical acts to stop this nonsense

                                From the danish embassay
                                You're a federal agent? You mean you are not some troll I have banned 15 or so times?
                                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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