[MOEDenmark]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!



Dear Cranky Old Man and Landover Baptist Church

It has come to the Ministry of Evil (www.um.dk) attention that you have been writing about Denmark.

Even though you facts about Denmark are correct, we as a nation find it very offensive that a non-Dane writes those facts for all to see. You have offended 5 billion (born and unborn) Danes. We demand that you ban yourself from this site, and that you send a personal apology to every Danish person and descendant of a Danish person. If you do not comply with our demands, we will be forced to take action for you lack of respect for the Danish culture.

Consequence of noncompliance

We will form a mob with signs, condemning you actions in a very harsh languages.

We will try to take innocent people as hostage and punish them ruthlessly, despite the fact that they are innocent in you actions.

We will smear you church in the pres as an organization of racist and bigots.

If you have any embassies, we will burn them.

We will boycott any products you produce (please inform us of the names of products you produce)

We will mobilize or fearless Lego warriors, and send them your way. (Scary Lego warrior in picture)



The Danish people and stat is very peaceful and do not want to harm anyone. All you have to do is bend over and submit.
The Danish stat does not condone any violence.

Our very bright and talented journalist has already picked up the story, as you can see in this link.

http://ekstrabladet.dk/nationen/article1356042.ece

Sincerely Yours Truly,

Minister of Evil
Denmark
The Nation of Peace

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I hope Barack Obama doesn't turn the United States into a Rapeocracy like Denmark.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I hope Barack Obama doesn't turn the United States into a Rapeocracy like Denmark.

Yes, please take note; Denmark is the kind of Hell of Earth Obama wants to turn the United States of America into. That is right; from God's Favorite Country to some tired old European trash dump full of windmills.

[Denmark boy]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Back to the present.
Denmark has a fine country I live and was born here, and the Danish word for rape is rape.
So calm down, just because we are one of the world happy people in the world

And the flag is this.

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Back to the present.
Denmark has a fine country I live and was born here, and the Danish word for rape is rape.
So calm down, just because we are one of the world happy people in the world

And the flag is this.

Hello!!!!!!

The long part of the cross is supposed to point down. Which one of you heathens knocked Jesus' cross over????!!!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

well, these baptist brothers are right about the danes. As said before, we have stolen the former Finnish flag AND should consider returning it anytime soon. All those outburst's of rage are exactly who we are.....rampaigin vikings!! Cut the BS fellow danes!!!!!!

Not quite sure why this one was banned, compared to the others, but he has a point.

We're supposed to take this viking invasion as proof of what peace loving people you are? We're supposed to take all of the insults and threats as proof of how tolerant you people are?

God hates Canada, it's where I live. I just accept the fact and pray that I may flee to a more God filled location before He decides to wipe us off the map.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark has a fine country

Not if you are the one being raped.

just because we are one of the world happy people in the world

Are you on drugs?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

So.. Good sir, that is your opinion?

True Christians™ do not have opinions. Everything we tell is cold hard facts backed by the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

I was just reading about the Danish capitulation to the Nazis on April 9, 1940. The entire invasion of Denmark lasted less than six hours and was the shortest military campaign conducted by the Germans during the war. The German Nazis weren't just welcomed into Denmark, they were helped!! It is physically impossible to invade an entire country in less than six hours.

I think it must have been the Danish propensity toward rape that made the German invasion so easy. The Danes obviously relished their role as the harlot slut that asked for it.

[handmaiden]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

It's great to see how many people are upset about Pippi Longstocking's ethnic origins but have no problem with the Bible's stance on rape victims being forced to marry their assailants.

That, and the lack of revulsion over God's approval of genocide warm my heart.



These good folk ARE coming over to the Bible way of thinking!

Glory! We may make Denmark a True Christian country, yet!

Approvingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Nobar King]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Denmark is just one big city, so I can see how the NAZIs could have taken it over by afternoon.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Use the right flag

We did. But your lame excuse for a flag is not the issue here. The issue is that you should get on your knees and pray for forgiveness!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

First - It is NOT the danish flag you have published in here

Why do you care so much about your pathetic excuse for a flag? Study the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead to save your soul!

Danish gay couple are allowed to adopt and get married! - There is nothing about raping children legally!

Just thing about it for a second. You lock up 2 gays and a child in a small space. What do you think is going to happen? Now allow the gays to adopt the child and it will happen every day!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Jesus, you guys are dumb!

I am glad we can agree most visitors from Denmark are indeed not very bright.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

Jesus was so great then why is he dead now?

He is not dead, He is in Heaven!