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  • jegerguden
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 8

    #991
    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

    poor little denmark getting such a beatin' from the big fat usa... well you are gonna regret it when ragnarok is unleashed and Thor lets the mighty Danish vikings lose on gods green earth, they will cut down your overwait asses, your guns aint no match for their swords

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    • djaevel
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2010
      • 2

      #992
      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

      @djaevel Welcome!

      Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

      If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
      SCREW YOU .........AND SCREW YOU AGAIN.....

      <- seriously? What is wrong with you people? Oh yeah i forgot.. My Daddy=my uncle , My mummy= My sister ... That's the viking way!

      We are doomed.. Next generation i would belive I would start to have limbs or something missing.. Hermaphrodites?

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78551

        #993
        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

        Originally posted by djaevel View Post
        Oh yeah i forgot.. My Daddy=my uncle , My mummy= My sister ... That's the viking way!

        We are doomed.. Next generation i would belive I would start to have limbs or something missing.. Hermaphrodites?
        Well at least you're being honest.

        Wouldn't you like to give your life over to Jesus now? He has called you here for a reason...
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • jegerguden
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2010
          • 8

          #994
          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

          this is tread is wrong,
          rasmussen dident do a tour de france that was bjerne riss that did that and cheated the whole world

          pipi longstocking is sweedish, not danish

          there are no "free whores" in denmark, they cost alot of money.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #995
            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

            Originally posted by jegerguden View Post
            there are no "free whores" in denmark, they cost alot of money
            I am sure you know all about that...

            Please click the link I provided, it proves there were indeed free whores at the summit in Copenhagen.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • jegerguden
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 8

              #996
              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

              but they werent free to lure people to the summit, they were free to spite the mayer for saing that people should stay away from them

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #997
                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                @jegerguden Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                I Jesus!

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                • jegerguden
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8

                  #998
                  Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                  why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78551

                    #999
                    Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                    Originally posted by jegerguden View Post
                    why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?
                    Go back and read the title of this thread.

                    It says that GOD hates Denmark, not us.

                    We just obey God, and hate His enemies.

                    Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
                    20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                    21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                    22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                    Why can't you just accept the facts and beg Jesus to forgive you for being born a filthy savage eskimo?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Christ is My Savior
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 36

                      #1000
                      Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                      Originally posted by jegerguden View Post
                      why are you all so hateful and mean towards a small contry that never did enything to you?
                      Well... I do not think the members of Landover Baptist Church are MEAN to the Danish. That said, I think God hates the danes and that he WILL be mean.

                      May God be merciful and grant the danes an imminent death.

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                      • AlsenDK
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 5

                        #1001
                        Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Go back and read the title of this thread.

                        It says that GOD hates Denmark, not us.

                        We just obey God, and hate His enemies.



                        Why can't you just accept the facts and beg Jesus to forgive you for being born a filthy savage eskimo?
                        But if you hate Gods enemies, and God hates Denmark, then you hate us..
                        And i won't beg Jesus to forgive me, but i may burn the Holy Bible i have around somewhere, and put it on Youtube.

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                        • jegerguden
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 8

                          #1002
                          Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Go back and read the title of this thread.

                          It says that GOD hates Denmark, not us.

                          We just obey God, and hate His enemies.

                          Why can't you just accept the facts and beg Jesus to forgive you for being born a filthy savage eskimo?
                          but its not god typing such mean and hateful things about denmark its all of you

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                          • Christ is My Savior
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 36

                            #1003
                            Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                            Originally posted by AlsenDK View Post
                            But if you hate Gods enemies, and God hates Denmark, then you hate us..
                            And i won't beg Jesus to forgive me, but i may burn the Holy Bible i have around somewhere, and put it on Youtube.
                            Only God has the privilege of hating. We must just spread the loving message of the KJ1611 bible.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78551

                              #1004
                              Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                              Originally posted by AlsenDK View Post
                              But if you hate Gods enemies, and God hates Denmark, then you hate us..
                              And i won't beg Jesus to forgive me, but i may burn the Holy Bible i have around somewhere, and put it on Youtube.
                              It's been done.

                              And I suppose you think that's shocking to us, right? Listen pal, as a True Christian Pastor(tm) I've had to deal with every kind of Godmocker, pervert and hatemonger there is. If you could see what's locked up in my basement it would curl your hair.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78551

                                #1005
                                Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES DENMARK!

                                Originally posted by jegerguden View Post
                                but its not god typing such mean and hateful things about denmark its all of you
                                We act as God's emissaries. The Bible commands us to rebuke unsaved scum like you, and we take our responsibilities seriously.

                                2 Timothy 4:2 Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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