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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22833

    #46
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

    Obviously, Ireland has problems. It lapped up the word of the Anti-Christ the vicar of Rome, even as Britain tried to keep it in the fold of Anglicanism (a lesser evil.)

    However, with its economic woes, a sign that God has taken away His Love, a British gentleman (a Lord no less) has suggested a way to save the country. I'm sure the natives will see the sense in this and not throw a drunken fit as they usually do:

    Former DUP leader and first minister Ian Paisley has told the House of Lords he would support Irish reunification - under the British crown.

    In his first speech since joining the Lords in July, he cited a letter in Tuesday's Irish Independent newspaper.

    The writer "invited Her Majesty to come over and take the whole of Ireland under her control".

    Mr Paisley - now Lord Bannside - said that it was "a very good thought".
    "If we all came together with Her Majesty at our head, I think we would do very well."

    In an apparent reference to King William III's victory at the Battle of the Boyne in 1690 he added: "Another king did that at a certain famous watering place that I will not mention here today."
    As anything, even atheism, is better than Catholicism; this could be a step on the way to Salvation for Ireland.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • gayman
      Unsaved trash
      • Nov 2010
      • 2

      #47
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

      Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherfuckers. Shit guys you are so fucking insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2025
        • 15118

        #48
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

        Originally posted by gayman View Post
        Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
        Thank you for your persecution.

        I take it you came here to be cured?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • James Hutchins
          True Christian™
          Just a Regular Nice Guy
           
          • Jun 2009
          • 29433

          #49
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

          Originally posted by gayman View Post
          Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
          You know friend, with some lye soap we can clean that mouth of yours and a few year attendance in the B.A.S.H. program will get that gay off of you.
          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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          • James Maximilian
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2010
            • 2

            #50
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

            I would like to apologise to my fellow Baptists for the bile spewed forth by my unsaved, and ungodly countrymen.

            I have made it my mission in life to spread the good word of the Bible (KJV1611) to these heathens, lest they all burn in hell.

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            • Robby the fool
              Unsaved trash, foreign demon
              • Dec 2010
              • 5

              #51
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

              Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
              This space is reserved for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22833

                #52
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                Originally posted by James Maximilian View Post
                I would like to apologise to my fellow Baptists for the bile spewed forth by my unsaved, and ungodly countrymen.

                I have made it my mission in life to spread the good word of the Bible (KJV1611) to these heathens, lest they all burn in hell.
                I hope you are a young man with the energy and fervor to deal with a tribe of drunken, rebellious, superstitious savages who see visions of mary in everything from offal to dogs' asses.

                I wish you luck. Our last missionary was lost beyond The Pale.

                Originally posted by Robbaz View Post
                Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
                What!!!! That's all they need??? That's all they need???!!! Dear Lord, they need something a little fiercer that that, a sort of "Super-Cromwell" would be about right. The country needs it's addiction to Rome breaking.
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • MitzaLizalor
                  Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 14145

                  #53
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                  Originally posted by gayman View Post
                  Guys... wtf you are some crazy motherpiffleers. Shit guys you are so piffleing insane never seen anyone on the interwebs this insane LOL I just had to favorite this website to see all the insane shit going on. I am a atheist and I am also homosexual and I am PROUD!
                  I am normal, but am neither proud of that fact nor ashamed. Just normal. Why is it that only perverts claim "pride"?

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                  • Lisa H
                    Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 5070

                    #54
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                    Originally posted by Robbaz View Post
                    Ireland just need better internet and they will be fine.
                    If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
                    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #55
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
                      Proper English? If they would lay off the Guinness for an hour or two they might quit drooling on themselves.

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                      • Lost Sheep McUinnean
                        Linguistics and Translation Consultant
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2193

                        #56
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                        Proper English? If they would lay off the Guinness for an hour or two they might quit drooling on themselves.
                        I think even their road signs show the evil of both those aspects brother James.




                        I mean who can understand what all that means? Especially with that drooling Oyrishman standing there.

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                        • lolamericans
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Dec 2010
                          • 1

                          #57
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                          If the Irish learnt to speak proper English people would be able to understand them.
                          excellent grammer you silly witch. You do realise Americans speak the english language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' english for shit. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) who gives you the right to say catholics are of a false religious backround?.. Are you really that fcuked up in the head?..brainwashed !! you are also probably to uneducated to realise ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving. Good luck in life you all need it.

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #58
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                            Originally posted by lolamericans View Post
                            excellent grammer you silly witch. You do realise Americans speak the english language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' english for shit. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) who gives you the right to say catholics are of a false religious backround?.. Are you really that fcuked up in the head?..brainwashed !! you are also probably to uneducated to realise ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving. Good luck in life you all need it.
                            Glad to see your posting supports what I said.
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • MitzaLizalor
                              Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 14145

                              #59
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                              Originally posted by lolamericans
                              excellent grammer you silly ###. You do realise Americans speak the English language which in parts cannot speak 'proper' English for ###. You really are a dillusional bunch of cult freaks, 'False religions and cults (which this is)) .. Are you really that ### up in the head? ..to uneducated to realise Ireland had its own native language and is still spoken on various parts of the country which is thriving an economic basket case as announced today by its Government. Good luck in life you all need it.
                              Who's this digsqopf?

                              FOR EXAMPLE:

                              who gives you the right to say catholics are of a false religious backround?
                              just read The Bible - even the Douay-Rheims travesty says this

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                              • PaddyGinger Irishman
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 45

                                #60
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES IRELAND!

                                I have to apologise.

                                I thought all y'all merrycans didn't do irony.

                                I've never laughed so hard in my life!

                                And I'm LOVING the cutey blondes!!

                                Specially the ex-gay one... she can revert anytime she wants, once i get to watch!!

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