[True Disciple]

Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

Since we are using quotes from wikipedia

Quote: "Historians trace the earliest Baptist church back to 1609 in Amsterdam, with English Separatist John Smyth as its pastor.2"

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baptists

1. Why are you named after a well-known Dutch dog-fondler? Don't you realize bestiality is condemned in the Bible?
2. It says "English" separatist. Is English Dutch? I didn't think so. Why did you think the early Baptist Churches left Holland?

The Vikings discovered America about 500 years before Columbus did

Yeah, and the Aztecs did that about 3000 years earlier. So what? Neither the Aztecs nor the vikings nor Columbus were either True Christians(tm) or Americans.

It doesn't matter what the Dutch (or Danes/Vikings) did in the past. It's what we do now, during our live, what we are judged for.

You are wrong. God visits the iniquity of the fathers upon the children:

Exodus 20:5:
Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me

For the Dutch, it is even worse, as adultery runs rampant in Holland, while God says the following of bastards:

Deuteronomy 23:2:
A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

If anywhere among your ancestors until ten generations ago there is a bastard, then you are not welcome in Christianity. Ten generations ago means that 2^10 = 1024 people, who are your ancestors, shouldn't have committed adultery. As 3/4 of Dutch people have committed adultery at some point of their lives, there is no chance whatsoever that there would be a Dutch person which would not be prohibited to enter the congregation according to Deuteronomy 23:2.

[James Dewitt]

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Wait, sorry to drop in a bit off topic-like, but did Ezekiel say that Moomins are from Holland? How bad were you at school kid? Moomins were inveted by Tove Jasson, a finnish novelist, painter, honorary Professor of Philosophy, illustrator, and comic strip author.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Jansson

If you don't know that much, then I'm not suprised you guys don't have "[place number here] reasons why GOD HATES FINLAND!". Because you can't find anything to bash with your "True Christian ™ facts".

Sad, really, just sad.

Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.

Finally, words of reason. Now just to try and fix that blindfold over your faces, I think its sqeesing alll the blood out of your brains or something.

James, did you really put that up with a straight face? I said they found North America, and as far as I know, Canada is part of it, is it not. America means the whole continent, not the U.S.

So what did you say with a straight face, I did quote you did I not? What do we believe, how many half truths does it take to make a lie?

[Jack Sparrow]

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Yeah, and the Aztecs did that about 3000 years earlier. So what? Neither the Aztecs nor the vikings nor Columbus were either True Christians™ or Americans.

and that is something they should be very proud of
I know I am...

[handmaiden]

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Oh, and the Vikings were the first Europeans to find America. Just to get the records straight.

Christoffer Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492. A dago working for the Spanish.

Dear Brother Dewitt:

I wish you had informed me of this person's sad, misinformed state. As some at LBC are aware, during my youth I was an Italian-Catholic.

There are some gentlemen whom I knew from the old days who belonged to a social club. Amongst its many stated purposes and goals is the determination to preserve the memory of the accomplishments of our fellow paisan, or, dago, as you would term it, (though not while within earshot of the members of the social club), Christopher Columbus.

Should anyone wish, I might be able to make a quick phone call and arrange a visit from some tutors who could correct this person's misapprehension regarding the discovery of America.

As you know, education is dear to my heart and I would go to any lengths to see such false information eradicated.

Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[James Dewitt]

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Dear Brother Dewitt:

I wish you had informed me of this person's sad, misinformed state. As some at LBC are aware, during my youth I was an Italian-Catholic.

There are some gentlemen whom I knew from the old days who belonged to a social club. Amongst its many stated purposes and goals is the determination to preserve the memory of the accomplishments of our fellow paisan, or, dago, as you would term it, (though not while within earshot of the members of the social club), Christopher Columbus.

Should anyone wish, I might be able to make a quick phone call and arrange a visit from some tutors who could correct this person's misapprehension regarding the discovery of America.

As you know, education is dear to my heart and I would go to any lengths to see such false information eradicated.

Helpfully Yours,

Handmaiden

Handmaiden, my ex wife was also a dago. Her uncle Don had a lot of friends in New York. I bet we have some mutual friends who could visit them. Guido and the boys have a way of changing minds.

[MrWest]

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Fact of the matter is that, "true Americans" as you call yourself, are and always will be descendants of European people, who are mainly responsible for founding the United States of America as we now know it.
And if you look at it, from that perspective, denigrating your ancestors makes you look pretty dump.
Besides the obvious fact that it shows a complete lack of empathy, open-mindedness, pluralism, etc.

[Cranky Old Man]

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denigrating your ancestors makes you look pretty dump

[Jack Sparrow]

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I got the right flag, I always do. However the wrong alternative you are suggesting has the same colors as the correct one I used. So it seems to be you who is color blind.

The flag of the Netherlands is a horizontal tricolour of red, white, and blue. Introduced in 1572, it is one of the first tricolours and the oldest tricolour still in use today. Since 1937, the flag has officially been the national flag of the Kingdom of the Netherlands.

[ThatDamnFinn]

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So what did you say with a straight face, I did quote you did I not? What do we believe, how many half truths does it take to make a lie?

And around the year 1000 Erik the Red led a group of Vikings into "Vinland" or Wineland. this has been idnetified as North America, and there is Viking settelment in Canada.

This is why you reread the post before putting an answer. But, we humans make mistakes. Not much to be done about that.

[MrWest]

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Well excuse me for making a mistake in my not-native language, I bet you don't speak any other languages besides english. Or it has to be that redneck dialect, but you can hardly call that a language.

I also noticed that it is hard for you to react on the content of my posts, I've got some ideas as to why this is the case, the main fact being that there are no rationally justified argumants in favor of your opinions.

[FlyingDMan]

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First of all:
Dutch flag:

Second: One very, VERY important thing what you will read in the bible is that you will NOT, in any kind of way, NOT JUDGE someone.

Judge not, and ye shall not be judged.

I don't know what intensions you have by opening this thread, but you judge every dutch right now, but not only the dutch, also all the people who you named by country name.

All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell.

Just like THEY WILL SUFFER AND WILL BURN IN HELL is a judgement.

There are many.. many dutch who accept an believe in Jesus Christ. Just like in every other country, many people believe, and many people don't. It's just the way of life God gave us, He let us a choice.

I hope you are ready when Jesus is coming to take us to His and the Lords paradise. As you judged like everyone earth.

[handmaiden]

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Handmaiden, my ex wife was also a dago. Her uncle Don had a lot of friends in New York. I bet we have some mutual friends who could visit them. Guido and the boys have a way of changing minds.

My dear, we Eyetalyans ALL know each other. I thought you knew that.
(I'm meeting your ex for cappachino and biscotti next week to talk about you.)


Cheerfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Cranky Old Man]

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I also noticed that it is hard for you to react on the content of my posts

Yes indeed, I was too busy laughing at the sheer stupidity of it.

[Cranky Old Man]

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One very, VERY important thing what you will read in the bible is that you will NOT, in any kind of way, NOT JUDGE someone.

You, my friend, clearly never bothered to actually read the Holy Bible. Maybe you witnessed one from a great distance, but you never really opened one and looked at the inside.

Why we must judge you to save your soul:

• Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
• John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
• 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."

[Jack Sparrow]

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Yes indeed, I was too busy laughing at the sheer stupidity of it.