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  • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
    I've been to Baptist Church in the Netherlands. They're not anything like the American Baptists. They even accept homosexuals!
    Then they're not Baptists.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Then they're not Baptists.
      So Pastor Ezekiel, do friends of you call you Chris Harper by any chance? And are you the same guys behind Wako in '93?

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      • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by martingaus View Post
        Hi True Disciple,

        To answer your questions:

        1, Because thats my name...?I am certainly aware that bestiality is condemned in the holy bible. Maybe he was named after me?
        An unconvincing story. You might just as well have called yourself "Adolf Hitler," and then claim that it was your real name. If you were a morally upright person (in other words, a Christian), you would have taken on another name on these forums, to avoid shocking True Christians(tm).

        2, Well, actually they didn't, we are still here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Union_o...he_Netherlands
        The Bible teaches:

        Matthew 7:21:
        Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.


        So calling yourself a Christian doesn't make you one. Do they follow the Holy Bible in Its Entirety?

        Originally posted by FlyingDMan View Post
        To sum it all up....

        I really and strongly believe, that you guys are to judgemental and a little to harsh.
        I think you guys are a little old fashion ( no offence ), religionly speaking.

        You really should loosen up It's 2010 already, and God also goes on with our time.
        Old fashion? When did fashion change then, according to the Bible?

        Anyway, God does not change, friend:

        Hebrews 13:8:
        Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever.


        And neither do His Words:

        Matthew 5:17-18:
        Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

        You see, God does not change, and neither do good and evil. What makes you think that a certain kind of religious thinking would be acceptable in the Middle Ages, but not now? Do morals and good and evil change, according to you? Clearly, you have been indoctrinated by the evilutionist propaganda in the Netherlands, which teaches that good and evil are just different points of view. God, however, disagrees, as we have seen.

        It really hurts when I read the statements like "America is God's favorite country".
        Why? We can see that America has by far the most True Christians(tm) among its population, is the greatest Christian nation on earth, and is blesses by God with world domination. What more proof do you need?

        Sure god does not love everyone, but like I said, the christian who dare to ask for forgiveness, and all the people who turn to God even now day.
        And that does not only contain America! God created the world not just America.
        Where did anyone ever deny any of this?

        And I don't mean any harm, but Cranky Old Man... the difference between you and me is there, quite alot actually.
        If I might make an estimate: about the same as the difference between Heaven and Hell.

        And please don't call me a heathen sinner. Cause I ain't one.
        If you aren't, then why are you saying all this unbiblical rubbish? Jesus says:

        John 14:21:
        He that hath my commandments, and keepeth them, he it is that loveth me: and he that loveth me shall be loved of my Father, and I will love him, and will manifest myself to him.


        This also includes the part where He says that the Law does not change.

        Originally posted by Bramftw View Post
        Let's face it: there are just as much reasons for God to hate America as for him to hate any other country.
        No, of course not. Here in America, upright people are resisting the homosexual lobby that tries to subvert the morals of young people in order to lure them into sodomy. In Holland, you've allowed them to do so, and as Brother Cranky already mentioned, you even have a political party defending the rights of homosexuals and other pedophiles.

        The death penalty, the financial crisis, the fact that every year one million people lose their faith, etcetera.
        The death penalty is a Biblical concept, and God has instituted it Himself to have homosexuals and witches and followers of other religions eradicated (along with their women and children). God hates those who abolish this divine institution.

        Don't act all holier than thou, it gets you sent to hell.
        We are True Christians(tm). You are a hellbound sinner. Saying the Truth(tm) is not pride, it is honesty.

        On a side note, Holland isn't even a country. It's the name for the whole of the two provinces called North- and South-Holland. It's like calling America Dakota. There's only one correct name and that is The Netherlands. Quite strange none of your 'reliable' sources pointed that out.
        Oh, isn't it? Then who is this dumb hooligan supporting:


        Do you have a provincial soccer tournament or something?

        Originally posted by JasperBos View Post
        I've been to Baptist Church in the Netherlands. They're not anything like the American Baptists. They even accept homosexuals!
        Therefore, they aren't Christians, as Christians keep the commandments of God (John 14:21), which includes:

        Leviticus 20:13:
        If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
        Sweet Lord Jesus,
        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

        Amen.

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        • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by True Disciple View Post

          Therefore, they aren't Christians, as Christians keep the commandments of God (John 14:21), which includes:

          Leviticus 20:13:
          If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
          Shout it out, Brother! It is time that any who claim the mantle of Christ face the truth of God's words regarding those homophelicak lebanise gender blenders.

          Concurredly Yours,

          Handmaiden
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
            Oh, isn't it? Then who is this dumb hooligan supporting:
            Dumb hooligan is a pleonasm.

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            • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              Shout it out, Brother! It is time that any who claim the mantle of Christ face the truth of God's words regarding those homophelicak lebanise gender blenders.

              Concurredly Yours,

              Handmaiden
              Very true, Sister! The Lebanese are almost as evil as the Dutch! God hates Lebanon too!

              Originally posted by Bramftw View Post
              Dumb hooligan is a pleonasm.
              Your point being...?
              Sweet Lord Jesus,
              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

              Amen.

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              • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!


                Holland is an insignificant country between Turkey and Poland filled with arrogant, bad smelling, cheese gobbling, blunt barbarians who spend all their time whining and complaining. Let’s make this crystal clear: Holland is the filthiest country in the world, bar none. The Dutch will all go to Hell twice.

                Psalm 63:9 "But those that seek my soul, to destroy it, shall go into the lower parts of the earth."
                1. The Dutch language is the only language in the world that doesn't have a word for virgin. In a country where drugs, postnatal abortion, gay marriage, prostitution and sex with children are all completely legal, the concept is simply completely unknown. They even have a political party "Christen Unie" which actively promotes sex with children! Psalm 9:17 "... into hell ... all the nations that forget God."
                2. The Dutch are the only people in the world who think that the Dutch can play football. They never won anything, their most disastrous moment being 1974 when their players had so much sex and alcohol before the world cup final with Germany that they forgot to show up.
                3. The Dutch gay cowards army is the worst in the world. Whenever they get scared they simply run away no matter how many innocent people will die because of that. The Dutch claim to have an air force but no one has ever actually seen it in action. Their parliament has been debating whether or not to buy just a single military airplane for decades. Revelation 21:8 "... whoremongers ..."
                4. The Dutch are always telling the rest of the world how to behave. No one ever listens. Matthew 24:51 "... hypocrites ..."
                5. The only people actually working in Holland are the Polish and the Turks. All other people are on welfare because they are too stoned to work. Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice. Proverbs 12:24 "... the lazy man ..."
                6. Since everything in Holland is legal, they have a lot of empty prisons. No one in Holland knows what those are meant for. The Dutch are rumored to have a police force but they are too stoned to do anything useful with the exception of producing insane amounts of speeding tickets. Romans 1:30 "... inventors of evil things ..."
                7. The Dutch have an ugly hat wearing silly excuse for a queen who is not even Dutch as both her husband, father and grandfather all were Nazis who escaped criminal prosecution by joining the royal family. To keep the family line pure her retarded son Alexander is married to Máxima Zorreguieta who personally shot thousands of Argentinian farmers before she was forced to escape into the royal family as well. No one in the Dutch royal family speaks Dutch. 1 Corinthians 6:9 "... inherit the kingdom ... adulterers ..."
                8. The depraved little Dutch boy why is rumored to have used his finger to stop the flow of water from a dyke did not actually use his finger to achieve that... Romans 1:29 "... fornication ..."
                9. Right after betraying Anne Frank at the end of the Second World War the Dutch immediately started to slaughter as many innocent women and children in Indonesia as possible. This ended after the Americans kicked the Dutch out and restored peace and prosperity in Indonesia. Romans 1:32 "... worthy of death ... have pleasure in them ..."

                All people of Holland need to repent and accept Jesus Christ as their savior! Until then, they will suffer and will burn in Hell along with other God-mocking countries like Denmark, Australia, England, The Netherlands, Scotland, New Zealand, Germany, France, Italy, Hungary, Russia, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico, Canada, Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Spain, Portugal, Norway, Sweden, Ukraine, Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Ethiopia, Nigeria, Somalia, Sudan, South Africa, Iceland, Vietnam, Cambodia, Guatemala, Algeria, Egypt, Saudia Arabia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Qatar, etc.
                First of all, Holland is next to Germany and not in between Poland and Turkey. Second, that's the France flag, the one below is the Dutch flag



                1. The Dutch word voor Virgin is 'Maagd'. The ChristenUnie is an idiot political party, but they do not promote sex at all, let alone sex with children
                2. We have won the 1988 European Championship
                3. Might actually be true
                4. Yeah, that's also true.
                5. Two clicks on the Internet shows that it are the foreign people who live o welfare. Since Holland had one of the world's easiest welfare policies, there are a lot of foreign people coming over here.
                6. Also true
                7. Well, that's completely wrong. The husband of our Queen is German, but not a nazi, nor was his family. Of course, everyone speaks the Dutch language. Maximá's father was a political idiot who was a minister during the reign of Videla. Maxima grew up in Europe, far from the disgusting scenes in her Fatherland
                8. That's just a story. It didn't really happen...
                9. It;s what America did with the Native Americans.

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                • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  All I can say that in these God Hates-posts (including Ireland, Denmark and Faroe Islands) I am yet to see a single flag being the right one. Since I'm something of an optimist, I think this is just these peoples way to mess around. So very mature.

                  But in the horrifying case that I might be wrong, I'd just like to ask Cranky Old Man, where do you get the flags? What site do you get the urls? And because it personally intrests me: what does the flag of Finland look like?

                  And as I already foresee the comments like "You don't know what your countries flag looks like? lol!", I would like to point out that I only need to walk about a couple of hundred feet down the street and I can go check it. Or I just use the google and type "Flag of Finland".

                  Or watch this video:


                  It shows some of the flags Finland has had in its past as well as those currently in use. Music in the background is the "On Pohjolan hangissa meil' isänmaa", also known as Hakkapeliittain marssi or the March of the Finnish Cavalry (from the 30 year war period).
                  If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
                  Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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                  • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by _1349_ View Post
                    First of all, Holland is next to Germany and not in between Poland and Turkey. Second, that's the France flag, the one below is the Dutch flag



                    1. The Dutch word voor Virgin is 'Maagd'. The ChristenUnie is an idiot political party, but they do not promote sex at all, let alone sex with children
                    2. We have won the 1988 European Championship
                    3. Might actually be true
                    4. Yeah, that's also true.
                    5. Two clicks on the Internet shows that it are the foreign people who live o welfare. Since Holland had one of the world's easiest welfare policies, there are a lot of foreign people coming over here.
                    6. Also true
                    7. Well, that's completely wrong. The husband of our Queen is German, but not a nazi, nor was his family. Of course, everyone speaks the Dutch language. Maximá's father was a political idiot who was a minister during the reign of Videla. Maxima grew up in Europe, far from the disgusting scenes in her Fatherland
                    8. That's just a story. It didn't really happen...
                    9. It;s what America did with the Native Americans.
                    You are just copy pasting what the other Dutch people said, why do you copy eachother all the time: Are you Chinese or something?

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                    • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      I'm not gonna read 17 pages of Divine Bullshit

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                      • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by _1349_ View Post
                        I'm not gonna read 17 pages of Divine Bullshit

                        Why not?

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                        • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Originally posted by _1349_ View Post
                          the one below is the Dutch flag
                          No, it is not.

                          The ChristenUnie is an idiot political party, but they do not promote sex at all, let alone sex with children
                          Did you click on the link I provided?

                          We have won the 1988 European Championship
                          Impressive, you defeated a bunch of Eurotrash... Unlike you, I was talking about real Championships.

                          Maxima grew up in Europe
                          No, she did not. Are you sure you are really from Holland?

                          It;s what America did with the Native Americans.
                          There is a big difference. We actually won.
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by ThatDamnFinn View Post
                            But in the horrifying case that I might be wrong, I'd just like to ask Cranky Old Man, where do you get the flags?
                            I was homeschooled. My father draw me a map of all countries and flags of the world when I was a little child. All I have to do is look at it to see which country has which flag.

                            Or I just use the google and type "Flag of Finland".
                            I think I understand why you are wrong about all those flags now. You seem to think this thread is about Finland. It is not. It is about Holland!

                            Hakkapeliittain
                            Gesundheit!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              I'm pretty sure about the dutch flag being horizontal red/white/bleu
                              as I have one hanging on the wall behind me

                              and I know for sure ours is the oldest tricolor flag still in use in the world...

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                              • Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                Originally posted by AnIgnorantDutch View Post
                                For a second I believed you were serious about all this, then found out the whole forum is a true religion. Nice one

                                Off to rape a goat
                                What this guys says. I can't believe i had doubted the Landover Baptist Church standing before God!

                                Now I want to spend even more time here to learn more and become a True Christian™!

                                Yes, let my country be burned if it's the will of God. If He have mercy on me, I will flight over to America and join you
                                Thy word have I hid in mine heart, that I might not sin against thee.
                                Psalm 119:11

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