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  • WinnerNotSinner
    Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2010
    • 951

    #331
    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

    They look like the same one to me?

    Welcome to God's favourite forum by the way, have you introduced yourself in the "introductions" section yet? I would love to hear what church you attend and your favourite verse from the Good Book.
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • Sam Diamond
      True Christian™
      • Apr 2010
      • 182

      #332
      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

      Originally posted by Henkie westbroek View Post
      ROFL! you guys should be comedians.
      Or shot trough the head. Both of them would be funny to see
      Excuse me Hymie, is that a threat you just made. I need to inform you of this. I do have a direct line to Interpol, I have your IP address, as well as your name. Pull that stunt one more time and a call will be made. SEE you in prison. I do not make idol threats, I keep promises. Good Day.

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      • Henkie westbroek
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jun 2010
        • 7

        #333
        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

        Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
        Excuse me Hymie, is that a threat you just made. I need to inform you of this. I do have a direct line to Interpol, I have your IP address, as well as your name. Pull that stunt one more time and a call will be made. SEE you in prison. I do not make idol threats, I keep promises. Good Day.
        Haha, now it's getting funny. I work for the interpol. They wanted me to inspect these "filthy" forums because there have been people who acclaimed to be threated by "true christians".
        I know enough, i'm going to my manager. see what he thinks of this

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        • Sam Diamond
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 182

          #334
          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

          Originally posted by Henkie westbroek View Post
          Haha, now it's getting funny. I work for the interpol. They wanted me to inspect these "filthy" forums because there have been people who acclaimed to be threated by "true christians".
          I know enough, i'm going to my manager. see what he thinks of this
          Step 1 complete, now onto step 2. Lets see where is my phone.

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          • handmaiden
            Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 11248

            #335
            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

            Originally posted by Henkie westbroek View Post
            Haha, now it's getting funny. I work for the interpol. They wanted me to inspect these "filthy" forums because there have been people who acclaimed to be threated by "true christians".
            I know enough, i'm going to my manager. see what he thinks of this
            You work for Interpol?

            They haven't invented an emoticon yet that can express the absurdity of that claim.


            Sneeringly Yours

            Handmaiden
            His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

            Guns For God and the Economy

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            • Sam Diamond
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 182

              #336
              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

              Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
              You work for Interpol?

              They haven't invented an emoticon yet that can express the absurdity of that claim.


              Sneeringly Yours

              Handmaiden
              Nice to meet yo young lady, I am Sam Diamond, you may call me Sam.
              If that fool works for Interpol, than I am the man on the moon.

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              • Piet Piraat
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2010
                • 9

                #337
                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                hmm, I must excuse for the stupidity of my fellow countryman...
                going on threatening and flaming, that wasn't very nice of him
                what's in a name?

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                • handmaiden
                  Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 11248

                  #338
                  Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                  Originally posted by Sam Diamond View Post
                  Nice to meet yo young lady, I am Sam Diamond, you may call me Sam.
                  If that fool works for Interpol, than I am the man on the moon.
                  Hi, Sam!

                  I wasn't really afraid, because I know that I have Jesus on my side. But I'm glad that He saw fit to provide us True Christian folk with a fierce Warrior Protector like yourself.


                  Gratefully Yours,

                  Handmaiden
                  His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

                  Guns For God and the Economy

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                  • Dirk
                    True Christian™
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 1425

                    #339
                    Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                    Originally posted by Piet Piraat View Post
                    hmm, I must excuse for the stupidity of my fellow countryman...
                    going on threatening and flaming, that wasn't very nice of him
                    Ofcours it was not nice!

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #340
                      Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                      If anyone still doubted the depravity of the Netherlands, he only has to look to the election results in that hellish country.

                      All Christian parties (fluffy-bunny false christians, but still, closer to the Truth™ than atheists are) have dramatically lost, with the biggest one losing half of its electorate.

                      About 1.5 million Dutch people have forsaken even false Christianity. Now, the new prime minister will be a godmocking lieberal, leading an unholy alliance of the following enemies of God:

                      - VVD (stupid leftist godmocking lieberals who want to minimize public debts, instead of cleverly using the system to support Godly Big Companies, like Christian President George W Bush did)
                      - PvdA (hellbound communists who are jealous of people that are blessed by God with great wealth. The party is led, of course, by a joo.)
                      - D66 (the Dutch equivalent of Demoncrats, mixes lieberalism with virulent anti-christianity and islamophilia.)
                      - GroenLinks (feminist anarchist maoist ecofascists, only women are allowed in this party.)

                      Let's pray the dykes will fail and all the faggots will drown before this evil comes to happen.
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Dirk
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 1425

                        #341
                        Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                        Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                        If anyone still doubted the depravity of the Netherlands, he only has to look to the election results in that hellish country.

                        All Christian parties (fluffy-bunny false christians, but still, closer to the Truth™ than atheists are) have dramatically lost, with the biggest one losing half of its electorate.

                        About 1.5 million Dutch people have forsaken even false Christianity. Now, the new prime minister will be a godmocking lieberal, leading an unholy alliance of the following enemies of God:

                        - VVD (stupid leftist godmocking lieberals who want to minimize public debts, instead of cleverly using the system to support Godly Big Companies, like Christian President George W Bush did)
                        - PvdA (hellbound communists who are jealous of people that are blessed by God with great wealth. The party is led, of course, by a joo.)
                        - D66 (the Dutch equivalent of Demoncrats, mixes lieberalism with virulent anti-christianity and islamophilia.)
                        - GroenLinks (feminist anarchist maoist ecofascists, only women are allowed in this party.)

                        Let's pray the dykes will fail and all the faggots will drown before this evil comes to happen.
                        Now this man knows his facts!

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                        • Eurotrash.
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 1

                          #342
                          Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                          Hi there,

                          lol u americans crack us up.

                          first of all : buy a map / atlas of the world and learn how to read it. first lol

                          second : the dutch word for virgin is 'maagd' second lol

                          thirdly : u call soccer gay, and american football a real sport, which in actuality is a gay version of rugby? lol again

                          and finally : if there is one country in the world that thinks it has the right to tell others what to do & how, it's yours

                          sincerly,
                          a lolling european whos glad he lives at this side of the ocean

                          PS
                          didn't jesus try to teach love & respect to the world? can't remember exactly, since i burned my bible many years ago

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425

                            #343
                            Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                            Originally posted by Eurotrash View Post
                            Hi there,

                            lol u americans crack us up.

                            first of all : buy a map / atlas of the world and learn how to read it. first lol

                            second : the dutch word for virgin is 'maagd' second lol

                            thirdly : u call soccer gay, and american football a real sport, which in actuality is a gay version of rugby? lol again

                            and finally : if there is one country in the world that thinks it has the right to tell others what to do & how, it's yours

                            sincerly,
                            a lolling european whos glad he lives at this side of the ocean

                            PS
                            didn't jesus try to teach love & respect to the world? can't remember exactly, since i burned my bible many years ago
                            Welcome to our Godly forum, please tell us something about yourself why did you came to look for Jesus. Do you have a favorite scripture you want to share with us?

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #344
                              Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                              I'm not sure why you would want to call yourself "Eurotrash". It makes me feel sorry for you that you would come to a Godly, American website and call yourself that. Do you know that you are a servant of Satan? Are you reaching out for Jesus? Do you wish you were an American? Are you ready to reclaim your mongrelized European soul back from the Antichrist and stake out some Heavenly real estate? I believe you are. I believe you are here because Jesus thinks you are ready. And Jesus knows better than any of us. Tell me, do you believe that Jesus Christ died on the cross for your sins?
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Felicity
                                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 4834

                                #345
                                Re: 9 Reasons why GOD HATES HOLLAND!

                                @Eurotrash Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

                                Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

                                If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
                                I Jesus!

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