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  • Gaardbo
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    • Jun 2010
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    #511
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
    I have nothing to defend. I can use my space bar correctly. You are the one who is lame.
    Sure thing Onan King !

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    • Brother Alex
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      #512
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
      Sure thing Onan King !
      Why are you farokians so obsessed with Onan? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
      PROOF: America in the Bible!
      8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



      The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
      (Psalm 9:17)

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      • Gaardbo
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        #513
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
        Why are you farokians so obsessed with Onan? Why do you hate Jesus so much?
        It´s not us that are obsessed with Onan ! It´s you my dear brother Alex that is obsessed with Onan !!

        I don´t hate Jesus ! But why do you hate Jesus so much ?

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        • Colbert Mcpherson
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          • Jun 2010
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          #514
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
          It´s not us that are obsessed with Onan ! It´s you my dear brother Alex that is obsessed with Onan !!
          You're the one who brought him up in the first place you disgusting atheist cretin. You think you can waltz in here and simply insult a Saved© Pastor of the LORD? Enjoy Hell.


          Oh, and why do you hate Jesus?
          Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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          • Gaardbo
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            #515
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by Colbert Mcpherson View Post
            You're the one who brought him up in the first place you disgusting atheist cretin. You think you can waltz in here and simply insult a Saved© Pastor of the LORD? Enjoy Hell.


            Oh, and why do you hate Jesus?
            Haven´t you read the 8 reasons or are you just stupid ?!
            Alex says that our country worship Onan ! And let me tell you something you ignorant ! We have nothing to do with Onan ! But Alex is obviously to stupid to see that himself and I guess you too !

            And I still don´t hate Jesus ! I love him and He know that ! So I don´t care what you terrible and judgemental people say ! What Jesus and me have together is none of your business !

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            • Sister Christina
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              • Jun 2010
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              #516
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
              What Jesus and me have together is none of your business !
              Hah...you wish, you Farokian homer.
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • Colbert Mcpherson
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                #517
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Alex says that our country worship Onan !
                Thus you brought him up in the first place.


                What Jesus and me have together is none of your business !
                Whatever Satanic fantasies you think Jesus will indulge in, I can assure you he won't.

                I'm only trying to lead you to Salvation™!
                Reverend of St. Thaddeus's Church

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                  #518
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
                  And I still don´t hate Jesus ! I love him and He know that !
                  If you don't hate Jesus, then why are you persecuting the True Christians™ on God's Favorite Forum(r)?
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • Gaardbo
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                    #519
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Seriously ? Are you guys kidding me ?! Or are you really this stupid ?

                    It´s people like you that make other people atheists ! No one wanna be with people like you !
                    There´s a word about your kind of people .. Psychopats !

                    May God have mercy on your souls !

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                      #520
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
                      May God have mercy on your souls !
                      You're the one who's Hellbound, sister! Do you have any idea what will happen to you in Hell? Your flesh will be burned away from your body every second of every day for ever and ever and ever without end. Demons will shove red hot pitchforks into your body and devour entire pieces of you, only to have them grow back so they can do it again. And all the while, the Saved(c) people from Landover Baptist will be up in Heaven laughing at you, because you wasted your life on vain things, while we followed the KJV1611. Is that really what you want?

                      Why don't you just humble yourself and repent now, saving yourself from all of this unnecessary anguish? There will be plenty of other souls in Hell for us to laugh at; we don't need you there too. Come to Jesus! Beg for forgiveness! Before it's too late!
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Gaardbo
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                        #521
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                        You're the one who's Hellbound, sister! Do you have any idea what will happen to you in Hell? Your flesh will be burned away from your body every second of every day for ever and ever and ever without end. Demons will shove red hot pitchforks into your body and devour entire pieces of you, only to have them grow back so they can do it again. And all the while, the Saved© people from Landover Baptist will be up in Heaven laughing at you, because you wasted your life on vain things, while we followed the KJV1611. Is that really what you want?

                        Why don't you just humble yourself and repent now, saving yourself from all of this unnecessary anguish? There will be plenty of other souls in Hell for us to laugh at; we don't need you there too. Come to Jesus! Beg for forgiveness! Before it's too late!
                        See you down there "brother"

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                          #522
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
                          See you down there "brother"
                          When you look up through your smoldering eyes and see me laughing at you from Heaven.
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • Gaardbo
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                            #523
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                            When you look up through your smoldering eyes and see me laughing at you from Heaven.
                            No sweetheart ! We are equals so we will stand side by side ! In heaven I sure hope, but we´ll find out

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                              #524
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by Gaardbo View Post
                              No sweetheart ! We are equals so we will stand side by side ! In heaven I sure hope, but we´ll find out
                              Not if you keep up your sinful ways!
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Gaardbo
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                                #525
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                                Not if you keep up your sinful ways!
                                You are a sinner too ! Just your profile picture says that you are a sinner ! Killing trees for fun ?! Whats up with that ? And ruin your body ?! Sorry but we are equals even if you want or not !

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