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  • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by Master Gordon View Post
    I wonder if they have electricity and flushing toilets on those dirty little rocks.
    I don't really know for sure. At this point I am sure they have two sticks to rub together to make a fire. One thing is for sure they do know how to kill whales.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
      I don't really know for sure. At this point I am sure they have two sticks to rub together to make a fire. One thing is for sure they do know how to kill whales.
      that we do, although, not so much anymore (kill whales I mean). As for fire, like you, I use a lighter or do you people still prefer thorches like in the good old witch hunting days?

      You must think we are some 3rd world country, lol, shows the ignorance, use the web, research, man, research.

      but anyways, it's been fun chatting with you people

      incase you didn't get it

      Egyptians live in Egypt and I doubt they eat whalemeat there, so the answer is no

      talking to walls (closed minds) really passes the time when you're bored. <-- true fact.

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      • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
        that we do, although, not so much anymore (kill whales I mean). As for fire, like you, I use a lighter or do you people still prefer thorches like in the good old witch hunting days?

        You must think we are some 3rd world country, lol, shows the ignorance, use the web, research, man, research.

        but anyways, it's been fun chatting with you people

        incase you didn't get it

        Egyptians live in Egypt and I doubt they eat whalemeat there, so the answer is no

        talking to walls (closed minds) really passes the time when you're bored. <-- true fact.
        Go away you borish moron.
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        Remember this one thing brothers and sisters: KJV Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit,
        so a fool returneth to his folly

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        • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Brother Alex, I didn't know you were a masturbator?

          Judging by this:




          You clearly do masturbate. I hope you will repent from your sinfull ways, and let Jesus save you! You do know the scriptues about Onan, don't you? Or should I remind you of them?

          What are you telling your deluted brothers and sisters over at http://www.godhatesamerica.com/? You should go preach for them, because not only are they bashing other countries, they are BASHING AMERICA and AMERICAN PEOPLE. Isnt that THE ultimate sin?

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          • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
            I used to commit many sins in my youth, drug abuse for example. However I repented, accepted Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and now I follow His entire word to the letter to avoid burning in hell for eternity.
            So you don't ever think a bad thought ?
            I have seen you been lying several times only in this "thread".. all of those 8 reasons that God hates Faroe Islands are lies, so you little old man are a sinner, and you won't get to Heaven because you haven't followed the whole Bible to the letter !

            Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
            Remember, Jesus died on the cross for the sins of those who live strictly according to His commandments. To avoid Hell you must repent of your sins, accept Him as your Lord and Savior and follow the entire Bible to the letter.
            No, Jesus died on the cross, so that whosoever believe in him and ask for His forgiveness will get to Heaven !

            John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

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            • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Originally posted by hateFO View Post
              So you don't ever think a bad thought ?
              I have seen you been lying several times only in this "thread".. all of those 8 reasons that God hates Faroe Islands are lies, so you little old man are a sinner, and you won't get to Heaven because you haven't followed the whole Bible to the letter !



              No, Jesus died on the cross, so that whosoever believe in him and ask for His forgiveness will get to Heaven !

              John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
              I don't know why we entertain these ppl, they clearly have no free will or any brain activity to speak of. They mindlessly follow the will of god, sort of like zombies you might say. Their mind is closed of to everything but god, they wont get any smarter. They know full well that Jesus gave his life to save mankind, yet they despise jews for killing him. Tell me, what do you think would have happened if the jews spared jesus? I can tell you. we would all rot in hell because our sins could never be washed away. And that goes for everyone, be they jews, hindu, ateist or your so called true christians. Btw. I don't think Bill (Justinussen) would appriciate you using his picture on a forum. would serve you right if he sued your pants of for this.

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              • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
                I don't think Bill (Justinussen) would appriciate you using his picture on a forum. would serve you right if he sued your pants of for this.
                Where do you see Bill Justinussen's picture ?

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                • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by hateFO View Post
                  Where do you see Bill Justinussen's picture ?

                  Who is this Bill person, I searched the Church records we have no such person. It must be one of you people from the Fairy Islands.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Originally posted by hateFO View Post
                    Where do you see Bill Justinussen's picture ?
                    Page 3... the user is named lovingchristian ... if that ain't Bill, it's his twin brother. I know Bill would never say things like: "thank God I am not Faroese" .. so that ain't him.

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                      Who is this Bill person, I searched the Church records we have no such person. It must be one of you people from the Fairy Islands.
                      That's because you don't know anything ! You are all just a bunch of crap, who will rot up in Hell !

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by hateFO View Post
                        That's because you don't know anything ! You are all just a bunch of crap, who will rot up in Hell !
                        Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

                        Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and chewing blubber to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                        Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                        5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                        5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                        Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                        YIC,

                        --Pastor Ezekiel
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Dear Godmocking Eskimo Savage;

                          Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and chewing blubber to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                          Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                          YIC,

                          --Pastor Ezekiel
                          you're so full of hate, people that hate don't go to heaven. I don't hate anyone, unlike you, I am free from hate. You rejoyice in other peoples misery, thats evil, that is not the way a man of god should be like. BE ASHAMED! People Of the Faroe Islands (not Fairy or any other stupid word) are mostly Christians like yours self. I have friends that read the bible every day and live by it. it may not be your version (don't remember what you call it), but it is still the bible.

                          all this talk of damnation and hell is making me hungry, time for a snack.

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
                            you're so full of hate, people that hate don't go to heaven. I don't hate anyone, unlike you, I am free from hate. You rejoyice in other peoples misery, thats evil, that is not the way a man of god should be like. BE ASHAMED! People Of the Faroe Islands (not Fairy or any other stupid word) are mostly Christians like yours self. I have friends that read the bible every day and live by it. it may not be your version (don't remember what you call it), but it is still the bible.

                            all this talk of damnation and hell is making me hungry, time for a snack.
                            Why are you consumed with hate, we don't hate you. My friends at LBC are trying to help you. We are showing you the facts, and the fact is that God is not happy with you, your fellow Fairy islanders and your group of 18 little islands. If you continue in your evil ways God will take you out! I am going to ask that we have an emergency air drop on one of your little islands. How many house holds are there? I personally will pay for enough KJV1611 Bibles, so every home has one. Just have a big red X marked on a large field so the pilot has some thing to aim at. If I send some beef and pork will you stop killing the poor whales?

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                            • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by Fallerup View Post
                              all this talk of damnation and hell is making me hungry, time for a snack.
                              Put down the blubber and pick up a Bible!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Put down the blubber and pick up a Bible!
                                lol, you make me laugh, thank you. Blubber is hardly a snack, in fact eating blubber by itself tastes awful, you gotta have potatoes and whale meat with it. if you must know, I ate cake

                                The bible doesn't feed me when I'm hungry, despite of what you may think, the bible is food for the soul (or so they say), not my body.

                                By the way, mercury poisoning comes from oil spills from ships and that sort of thing. The whales haven't always been poisonus to eat, they are now because of said reason. Which is why we don't eat it more than once a month or so and I'm fine with that. But I guess explaining this to you is like telling a 1 year old not to eat sand, they don't understand and neither do you.

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