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  • #436
    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

    Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
    Now this is getting me interested define "talking batcrap crazy"
    Look in the mirror.

    This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • #437
      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

      Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
      Now this is getting me interested define "talking batcrap crazy"
      Do you own a mirror?
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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      • #438
        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Everyone of them I have talked with is Batcrap crazy.
        This is probably because for many of them their father is also their uncle or their grandfather.
        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #439
          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

          Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
          Now this is getting me interested define "talking batcrap crazy"
          Where should I start, maybe because most if not all of you think that God is not real. Could it be that God tells us not to eat whales. Maybe its because you promote homersexurals, should I go on? Hey here is an idea, go back and read the original post. That sums it up for the most part.

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          • #440
            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

            I came here to try and make some sence of all this. but the more i read, i just wanna piss you peeps ( yes I know its what chickens do, just don't give a crap ) off.

            You know we "Faroanese" (the word you are looking for is "faroese people", kudos for a good try tho) are just special that way

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            • #441
              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

              Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
              You know we "Faroanese" (the word you are looking for is "faroese people", kudos for a good try tho) are just special that way
              Yes we know you are all "special". That is what happens when close family members start making children together. We call them inbreeds. If you would have been a dog, we would have shot you.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #442
                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
                I came here to try and make some sence of all this. but the more i read, i just wanna piss you peeps ( yes I know its what chickens do, just don't give a crap ) off.

                You know we "Faroanese" (the word you are looking for is "faroese people", kudos for a good try tho) are just special that way
                We have a special buss for special people just like you, we call it the short buss, its reserved for retards.

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                • #443
                  Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                  Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                  Where should I start, maybe because most if not all of you think that God is not real. Could it be that God tells us not to eat whales. Maybe its because you promote homersexurals, should I go on? Hey here is an idea, go back and read the original post. That sums it up for the most part.

                  I have read the first post, and i had a hard time finding any real facts in there. And plz don't say that the bible is facts, it just makes you look more stupid than you already are.




                  Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                  Yes we know you are all "special". That is what happens when close family members start making children together. We call them inbreeds. If you would have been a dog, we would have shot you.
                  Have you guys even read your own posts You really think your gonna get closer to your god, by offending good people? ( not talking about me here)

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                  • #444
                    Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                    Originally posted by Itsfuninhell View Post
                    You really think your gonna get closer to your god, by offending good people? ( not talking about me here)
                    Whatdoyouknow, you finally wrote something we can all agree upon
                    Deuteronomy 28:22 The LORD shall smite thee with a consumption, and with a fever, and with an inflammation, and with an extreme burning, and with the sword, and with blasting, and with mildew; and they shall pursue thee until thou perish.

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                    • #445
                      Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                      =Itsfuninhell;541149]
                      I have read the first post, and i had a hard time finding any real facts in there. And plz don't say that the bible is facts, it just makes you look more stupid than you already are.
                      A question, when you first came to this web site did you notice that it WAS A CHRISTIAN web site? What did you think we would talk about, home remodeling tips? Now who looks stupid. If you wait a few minutes the short buss will be by to pick you up.

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                      • #446
                        Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                        Originally posted by Deuteronomy View Post
                        Whatdoyouknow, you finally wrote something we can all agree upon
                        Yeah we will just have to agree to disagree on the other things well Im done here Wish you all the best. I't save you guys a spot in hell

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                        • #447
                          Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                          I noticed that your island home seems to be a big rock. Do have smaller ones? Have you ever stoned anyone?

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                          • #448
                            Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                            faroes ilands, comes from norse and means: "the island og sheep"

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                            • #449
                              Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                              Originally posted by odin=satan4evar View Post
                              faroes ilands, comes from norse and means: "the island og sheep"
                              Do you mean "of"? This is worse than I thought, you Faroese sheep people must be stupid if you can't do 2 letter words properly! I hate to discriminate unfairly though, you might just be a (really) bad egg in a basket which has been run over by a steamroller.

                              Originally posted by BrotherAlex, First Post and Truth™
                              2. The population of the Faroes is only about 50,000. Due to their low population, most of the Faroese people are inbred and suffering from a lot of both mental and physical disabilities. "For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;" (Leviticus 21:18-20)
                              6
                              A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                              "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                              Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                              If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                              GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                              • #450
                                Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands!

                                Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                                Do you mean "of"? This is worse than I thought, you Faroese sheep people must be stupid if you can't do 2 letter words properly! I hate to discriminate unfairly though, you might just be a (really) bad egg in a basket which has been run over by a steamroller.

                                sorry for the typing mistake..... well first of all i am from denmark... the godforsaken contrie, i kinda believe in god, and kinda don't, and then tell me wasn't jesus black, or at liest look like and arab, not a white man...... think about that

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