[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Well then, the "Edda" Standing evidence of the giants

aswell as the runes ant tales of Thor, Odin, Baldr and many more

If your Norse "gods" are so powerful, why were the Germanic peoples forcibly Christianized, beginning with Charlemagne?

Might I add:

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I am currently in heathen Lapland preaching about Jesus for the savage Sami Eskimos, and i can tell you, things are dirty up here, i have seen everything from polar bear beastiality to worshipping of false eskimo gods, so yes, God does indeed hate Sweden, alot. One smelly savage gave me this photo, and said "this is our religion"

[hejhejhej]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You people clearly don't know anything since none of those statements are true. And second of all, that is not even the Swedish flag, it's Norwegian...sigh.
You should do some research on those 10 statements because it only makes you look unintelligent. But thanks anyways for giving me and my classmates a good laugh.
And by the way, there are no suicide help centres in Sweden, but there are Swiss ones, in SWITZERLAND. Learn the difference.

Luciferius et tu Dominus!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You people clearly don't know anything since none of those statements are true. And second of all, that is not even the Swedish flag, it's Norwegian...sigh.
You should do some research on those 10 statements because it only makes you look unintelligent. But thanks anyways for giving me and my classmates a good laugh.
And by the way, there are no suicide help centres in Sweden, but there are Swiss ones, in SWITZERLAND. Learn the difference.

Luciferius et tu Dominus!

Do you get barnacles on your feet from wearing those wooden shoes all the time?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I am Swedish, and i can confirm that is the Swedish flag.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

The thing is that Sweden actually used to be a Godly country, like back in the days when we executed paptists and burnt witches at the stake, for family and children to enjoy. Here is some national mottos we had before we became a gay atheist nation:

1521-1590:
All power is of God

1560-1568:
God our protector

1599-1611:
God my comfort

1611-1632:
With God and victorious arms

1654-1660:
In God my destiny - He shall do it

1660-1697:
The Lord is become my protector

1697-1718:
With the help of God

1720-1751:
In God my hope

1792-1809:
God and the people


But then, we got the fag French House of Bernadotte, with communist mottos such as "The welfare of the brother peoples", "The love of the people my reward", "The welfare of Sweden" etc


When Sweden belived in God, we had the death penalty for following crimes:

Adultery (method: stoning)
Sex before marriage (method: stoning)
Sodomy (method: stoning)
Beastiality (method: stoning)
Being a whore (method: stoning)
Witchcraft (method: burning at the stake)
Satanism (method: burning at the stake)
Blasphemy (method: burning at the stake)
Being a Paptist (method: burning at the stake)
Being a non-Christian (method: burning at the stake)
Atheism (method: burning at the stake)
Theft (method: hanging if were a man, buried alive if you were a woman)
Murder (method: beheading)
Treason (method: impalement)
Being a pirate (method: the breaking wheel)

(and all other things that are prohibited by the Bible)

Christians ruled for hundreds of years in this once so great country, the heathen barbaric vikings who ruled the country before the Christians openly accepted homosexuality and gay anal sex, but the Christians stopped that and introduced stoning to death for all people who were gay, until the French arrived, and turned the country back to it's gay atheist viking origin, blame the French!

[John North]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I am from Sweden and just like Ex-Viking, I can confirm that the flag in the first post is the Swedish one.

I haven’t read all the posts in this thread but I do believe most of the ongoing atrocities of today’s Sweden has been covered already; the godlessness (of course), the acceptance of constantly dancing gay people in the streets, how the Swedish middle class tends to favor the color pink, the lightly retarded Buddhist king of Sweden, the molesting of animals, drunk polar bears etc. Unfortunately, the list with examples of Swedish decadence seems to be never ending. But hear this from a Swede: “It’s all true!”

To our defense, it has not always been like this. Only 40 years ago (when I was young) things was very different. For example, every school day started with a prayer and 2 hours of bible study. Yes you heard me. Now, the Swedish interpretation of Christianity has always been somewhat different from the mainstream one. For example, our god is believed to be horned and the holy trinity is rather a holy quadruple (including the mythological creature Särimner as a fourth element). The latter can probably be explained in terms of the Nordic medieval tradition to feast on bacon during Nordic winter (~August – June). However, this tradition was originally introduced by Bolivian nomads so I don’t think the Swedes should be held accountable for that one.

So, when did it all go wrong you might ask? Sweden was obviously once a God loving country just as many of the other great countries of the world; like USA, Canada, North Korea or the Vatican City State. I tell you what happened, music happened! When I say music and Sweden in the same sentence, you probably begin to think of some of the big and famous Swedish artists. Like: ABBA, The Jackson 5, Doctor Alban or even The Garth Brokeback Mountains. But they were never the primary problem. The real problem was a law that was repealed in 1973. Before 1973 the only instruments allowed in Sweden was jew's-harp and gördelknyrp (untranslatable). Post -73, any instrument was up for grabs. This literally started an invasion of foreign musicians to Sweden. People came from all over Europe. It was massive. From Iceland alone, over a million people migrated to Sweden.

This of course changed the country. God was kind of pushed aside. Music was like a drug and everybody was high on it. It went on like this for more than a decade before the so called herring crisis struck Europe (and parts of North Africa). Most musicians went home to their country of birth to join the fish industry, leaving a godless void in an already cold and dark country. The rest is history. But it is not an understatement to say that Sweden never recovered.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

So, when did it all go wrong you might ask? Sweden was obviously once a God loving country just as many of the other great countries of the world; like USA, Canada, North Korea or the Vatican City State.

Vatican City is where Satan (he calls himself Pope nowadays) spreads lies about Jesus 24/7. Catholics are not Christians!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

So, when did it all go wrong you might ask? Sweden was obviously once a God loving country just as many of the other great countries of the world; like USA, Canada, North Korea or the Vatican City State.

Vatican City is the rape capital of the world, but it is gay rape so it doesn't lead to procreation or marriage. Vatican City is a den of abominations.

North Korea is a failing necrocracy, ruled by reanimated wizards straight out of a pornographic Harry Potter novel!

Canada is practically France, the most nukeable country on the planet, inhabited solely by cheese eating surrender monkeys.

How can you spit on the Godly United States by comparing us with the worst countries in the world?

[John North]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

May I be eternally damned! My examples were indeed inadequate. Believe me when I say that is was never my intension to compare the God loving Americans with necrophilic wizards, cheese eating monkeys or unmarried gay raping Catholics.

The sentence should of course have been:

Sweden was obviously once a God loving country just as many of the other great countries of the world; like USA, Canada, North Korea or the Vatican City State

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

May I be eternally damned! My examples were indeed inadequate. Believe me when I say that is was never my intension to compare the God loving Americans with necrophilic wizards, cheese eating monkeys or unmarried gay raping Catholics.

The sentence should of course have been:

Sweden was obviously once a God loving country just as many of the other great countries of the world; like USA, Canada, North Korea or the Vatican City State

I am glad you see it that way!

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

The only country that is comparable to the Godly USA is Israel, and by that i mean the time when Israel was God's nr.1 favourite country and not the third world country filled with joos and mudslimes that it is today. Actually i think it would be a good idea to turn Israel into a Christian country again and make it into an American State, force the joos and mudslimes to become Christian, destroy the Dome of the Rock and the Al-Aqsa Mosque, rebuild Solomon's Temple and turn Jerusalem into the new capital of America.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Another reason why God hates this country: Danish penis-doctors!

http://www.thelocal.se/41660/20120626/

Danish ‘penis-doctor’ plans Swedish clinic

Danish plastic surgeon Jørn Ege Siana, or the “penis-doctor” as he is known in Denmark, has been given the go ahead to start practicing medicine in Sweden, despite several convictions and a slew of medical complaints in Denmark.

Siana is well known in Denmark for running a beauty clinic specializing in breast augmentation and penis enlargement, which gave him the nick-name "penis-doctor".

After the clinic went bankrupt in 2004 following some unhappy customers reporting their grievances to authorities, Siana was subsequently convicted of aggravated fraud and of weapons crimes a year later.

To escape the law, Siana fled to Greece, but returned in 2009 and was sentenced to two years in prison. While behind bars, he was also convicted of planning an art theft and lost his medical licence in Sweden and Denmark due to a forgery conviction.

However, at the end of May Siana got his Danish licence back and two weeks later Swedish authorities also gave him the green light to practice medicine in Sweden.

In his letter to the Medical Responsibility Board (Hälso- och sjukvårdens ansvarsnämnd - HSAN) Siana claimed to have a long list of would-be patients, waiting for him to start practicing again where he is currently living in Malmö, in the south of Sweden.

“It would be in the interest of my patients if I were able to resume my work as soon as possible,” Siana wrote.

According to the agency, there was no tangible evidence that showed that Siana should be kept from working as a plastic surgeon in Sweden.

“No circumstance has been presented that would point to Jørn Ege Siana having been guilty of malpractice or that illness or other similar circumstances that prevent him from practicing medicine satisfactorily,” the agency wrote in their decision.

The National Board of Health and Welfare (Socialstyrelsen) disapproved of the decision, due to Siana “being convicted of offenses that may have an effect on the confidence placed in him”.

However, despite the hesitation from the agency, the decision was made to grant Siana his licence back.

[Sweden89]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Alright people, i'm here to clear one thing out.

The flag in the first post is the flag of Denmark, (use google).

The actual flag is the flag in my avatar.

/ A Swede

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Alright people, i'm here to clear one thing out.

The flag in the first post is the flag of Denmark, (use google).

The actual flag is the flag in my avatar.

/ A Swede

Do you think we are fools?

You have no avatar. Typical: it's all porn and suicide to your ilk, isn't it?!

Maybe if you spent less time hiding away in you bomb proof bank vault, pleasuring your penile member over your Nazi gold in Zurich you would know more about the out side world!



Yours in Christ.