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  • Alphonse Alban
    Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
     
    • Feb 2011
    • 5724

    #3031
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by S_Ghua View Post
    I'm a communist son of a bitch!
    So you don't own anything, but share all your belongings with others.

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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #3032
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by S_Ghua View Post
      And your doing a great work to, instilling the wrath of God into peoples lifes. Recruiting people with fear is a great way, Hitler did very well with it.

      Although here's one atheist soul you will not get.
      You're supposed to fear God. That's the whole point.
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
      The truth about volcanos
      Sex and debauchery in public schools
      Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • S_Ghua
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Aug 2012
        • 7

        #3033
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        screw that homo...that sack of shit never help´t me anyway. I´m so sick and tired of all the talk and praises about the cocksucking piece of shit.....hell i´d fuck him in the ass....TWICE NIGGERS...TWICE!!!!

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        • Didymus Much
          Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
          • Jun 2010
          • 14076

          #3034
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          Originally posted by S_Ghua View Post
          screw that homo...that sack of shit never help´t me anyway...
          After you asked Him so nicely?

          ... I´m so sick and tired of all the talk and praises about the cocksucking...
          Uh? Please quote Scripture that shows God is homosexual or, even better, female.

          ...piece of shit...
          So homosexuality is bad? Why do you feel that way?

          ...hell i´d piffle him in the ass....TWICE *******...TWICE!!!!
          Ok, now I'm totally confused. If homosexuality is bad, why would you...?

          Never mind answering now. Go away, and feel free to return once you form something resembling a coherent ethos, and can keep a civil tongue in your mouth.

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          • NorseGods=FalseGods
            Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
            • Aug 2012
            • 11

            #3035
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            By the balls of Baldr, none of you will have the honor of fighting along the side of all father Odin in the unending war against the giants! May Thor send thunder raining down on you while sweds rejoice in the light of Freya.

            Praised be the Norse Gods
            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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            • Alphonse Alban
              Apostle to the Samites and Laplander Eskimos.
               
              • Feb 2011
              • 5724

              #3036
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by NorseGods4Life View Post
              By the balls of Baldr, none of you will have the honor of fighting along the side of all father Odin in the unending war against the giants!
              God killed giants long before Skandinavistans copied their false gods from Romans.

              Genesis 6:4-7

              4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
              5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
              6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
              7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.

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              • NorseGods=FalseGods
                Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
                • Aug 2012
                • 11

                #3037
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Alphonse Alban View Post
                God killed giants long before Skandinavistans copied their false gods from Romans.

                Genesis 6:4-7

                4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.
                5 And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
                6 And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.
                7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
                The giants were never defeated, the talea of Thor proofs it.
                Dont be ignorant!
                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                • Mary Etheldreda
                  Gushing for Jesus
                   
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 23775

                  #3038
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by NorseGods4Life View Post
                  The giants were never defeated, the talea of Thor proofs it.
                  Dont be ignorant!
                  How many giants do you see in your corner of the world?

                  Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                  • NorseGods=FalseGods
                    Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
                    • Aug 2012
                    • 11

                    #3039
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                    How many giants do you see in your corner of the world?

                    The giants live in Jotunheim, and we will fight them in the afterlife, duh.
                    Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #3040
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Originally posted by NorseGods4Life View Post
                      The giants live in Jotunheim, and we will fight them in the afterlife, duh.
                      Uhm . . . OK . . . that sounds reasonable . . . NOT!!!

                      Friend, take your made up, bronze age fables elsewhere. We're True Christians™ here, we don't have time to listen to ridiculous stories about supernatural beings, we're too busy praising Jesus!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #3041
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by NorseGods4Life View Post
                        The giants live in Jotunheim, and we will fight them in the afterlife, duh.
                        And just what did those poor giants ever do to you?

                        Christians believe that all of our struggles end with this life, and after death we go to our eternal reward (whatever form that takes). You, on the other hand, think that the prejudice and hatred for others goes on forever.

                        Why so hateful?

                        Won't someone think of the giants?

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                        • NorseGods=FalseGods
                          Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
                          • Aug 2012
                          • 11

                          #3042
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Originally posted by Capt. Aaron Portway View Post
                          Uhm . . . OK . . . that sounds reasonable . . . NOT!!!

                          Friend, take your made up, bronze age fables elsewhere. We're True Christians™ here, we don't have time to listen to ridiculous stories about supernatural beings, we're too busy praising Jesus!
                          Dont fear my friend, I wont go elsewhere, im here to save you from this so called "Jesus" and bring you back to the true religion of your forefathers. The blood of Buri runs in your veins, I shall awaken it!
                          The country God hates is not Sweden, but america, and its non believers
                          Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                          • NorseGods=FalseGods
                            Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
                            • Aug 2012
                            • 11

                            #3043
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                            And just what did those poor giants ever do to you?

                            Christians believe that all of our struggles end with this life, and after death we go to our eternal reward (whatever form that takes). You, on the other hand, think that the prejudice and hatred for others goes on forever.

                            Why so hateful?

                            Won't someone think of the giants?
                            You are wrong, when I die I will go to Asgard, were I will have all the mead and food I could ever desire, but it is also my duty to protect the world of the humas from the ever pressant threat of the giants who whish to conquer it
                            Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14076

                              #3044
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Originally posted by NorseGods4Life View Post
                              You are wrong, when I die I will go to Asgard, were I will have all the mead and food I could ever desire, but it is also my duty to protect the world of the humas from the ever pressant threat of the giants who whish to conquer it
                              Ok, you bring one giant to this forum and get him to tell us that he wants to conquer us, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-giant racist crap that some drunken Swede wrote hundreds of years ago as truth.

                              I'm waiting.

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                              • NorseGods=FalseGods
                                Unsaved trash, Drooling Eskimo
                                • Aug 2012
                                • 11

                                #3045
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                                Ok, you bring one giant to this forum and get him to tell us that he wants to conquer us, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-giant racist crap that some drunken Swede wrote hundreds of years ago as truth.

                                I'm waiting.
                                Ok, you bring jesus to this forum and get him to tell me he is real, or admit that you're just taking some hate-filled, anti-sweden racist crap that some drunken amerikan wrote hundreds of IP´s ago as truth.
                                Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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