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  • #3151
    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

    Originally posted by aktasvensk View Post
    Not really. Since im from another country than the swiss. But if its just the pronunciation you care about you wouldn't mind if i call you russian, do you?
    Ha very funny.

    When you are burning in hell and you look up I hope you see my face staring back at you in laughter as God and I watch you burn.

    Psalm 68:2–3
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!

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    • #3152
      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.

      old but good

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      • #3153
        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

        Originally posted by DerGeraet View Post

        old but good
        Ah... You've got your knifes wrong. That knife is kalled a Morakniv. This is a Swiss Army knife:

        Stop whining
        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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        • #3154
          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

          I have seen comments by some people in this threads who claims to be Swedish and says that it's not snowing every day in this country, i can just say one thing about them: they're wrong, i am a real Schwiss so i know, it's snowing every single day here, alot, and be sure to always have a gun cause you never know if a polar bear will attack you. From January to December, it's snow every day. A typical summer day in Sweden:

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          • #3155
            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

            Originally posted by Ex-Viking View Post
            I have seen comments by some people in this threads who claims to be Swedish and says that it's not snowing every day in this country, i can just say one thing about them: they're wrong, i am a real Schwiss so i know, it's snowing every single day here, alot, and be sure to always have a gun cause you never know if a polar bear will attack you. From January to December, it's snow every day. A typical summer day in Sweden:

            You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

            And, to all of you other idiots: You are true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

            Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

            And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.

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            • #3156
              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

              Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
              You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.
              Friend, I have been there. It is a frozen wasteland. Every person I met has a gun so they can shot the savage bears.

              And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.
              Wow, you may actually be a swish, what with all the hate. No wonder you lost WWII

              Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.
              Hidden? About what, Waldo?

              And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.
              You are forgiven, As True Chriustians™, it how we roll.
              Falalala to you too!
              Bye!
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • #3157
                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears
                False – I can see one right now from my kitchen window.
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer.
                False – I’ve been living in Sweden for 50 years. Maybe when you reach my age you will see the true nature of this God forsaken country.
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                Alot of people in Sweden go to church
                True – They go for the satanic orgies
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city.
                False – There are no city centers in Sweden
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies.
                False – See further up. They priest probably blindfolded you when using you as a nude Piñata during mass.
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                So stop with the "racism"
                False – It isn’t racism if it’s true.
                Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                i just couldn't resist all the lies
                Nobody is really surprised that someone like you can not resist lies.
                Stop whining
                (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                • #3158
                  Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                  Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                  You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

                  And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

                  Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

                  And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.
                  Please help me.
                  Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 10-01-2012, 10:10 PM. Reason: Translated into American
                  Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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                  • #3159
                    Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                    Originally posted by Thatswedishdude View Post
                    You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

                    And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

                    Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

                    And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.
                    Do your parents know that you use their computer to insult harmless Christians on the internet?

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                    • #3160
                      Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                      Dear True Christians!

                      Tears of joy squeeze out of my unworthy eyes when I see your wise assessment of the in deed terrible God-forsaken country I live in!
                      Finally, someone understands!

                      I will support your True Christian American ways by insisting on buying only American products from a True Christian seller!

                      Holding my aching stomach after enjoying this thread I will part will a message:

                      THE EARTH IS FLAT - it's all a lie!

                      (True! I opened the door this morning, looked over the snowy Swedonish landscape and O! I saw! It was flat! Not at all round like the bosom of my Inga!)

                      Maybe even my ignorant Danish neighbours can stop eating sweets and see the light if they really want!

                      And may the Lord have mercy on your souls!

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                      • #3161
                        Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                        Originally posted by Seeker from Swedonia View Post
                        THE EARTH IS FLAT - it's all a lie!

                        (True! ...
                        Is this what they call Fuzzy Logic?

                        But you're right. Of course the earth is flat, how else could there be penguins? One a round earth, they would have fallen off a long time ago. As would the South Africans.

                        But enough with science for now. Please go and introduce yourself in the Introduction forum.
                        Stop whining
                        (1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
                        (1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
                        (Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
                        (Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers

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                        • #3162
                          Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                          Hello.

                          I thouth the yellow and blue flag belongd to Switzerland, and the red and white belongd to Finland?

                          Could it be a misstake?

                          Lotta

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                          • #3163
                            Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                            The author Astrid Lindgren who created Pippi Longstocking is from Sweden.

                            And Sweden have many suicide clinics.

                            Regards Lotta

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                            • #3164
                              Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                              Hi Lotta, welcome to our friendly forums. We'd love to get to know you. Why not introduce yourself properly on our Introduction Forum? Tell us a little about yourself: Which church do you worship with, What is your favorite Bible verse, How do you like to show your love for Christ?

                              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                              • #3165
                                Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

                                Originally posted by Felicity View Post
                                @Cranky Old Man I am so glad to be an American!
                                God hates America, too.
                                For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18

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