[John Creeser]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Not really. Since im from another country than the swiss. But if its just the pronunciation you care about you wouldn't mind if i call you russian, do you?

Ha very funny.

When you are burning in hell and you look up I hope you see my face staring back at you in laughter as God and I watch you burn.

Psalm 68:2–3

[DerGeraet]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I have one of those handy camping knives. I think it's time to get rid of it.

old but good

[John North]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

old but good

Ah... You've got your knifes wrong. That knife is kalled a Morakniv. This is a Swiss Army knife:

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I have seen comments by some people in this threads who claims to be Swedish and says that it's not snowing every day in this country, i can just say one thing about them: they're wrong, i am a real Schwiss so i know, it's snowing every single day here, alot, and be sure to always have a gun cause you never know if a polar bear will attack you. From January to December, it's snow every day. A typical summer day in Sweden:

[Thatswedishdude]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

I have seen comments by some people in this threads who claims to be Swedish and says that it's not snowing every day in this country, i can just say one thing about them: they're wrong, i am a real Schwiss so i know, it's snowing every single day here, alot, and be sure to always have a gun cause you never know if a polar bear will attack you. From January to December, it's snow every day. A typical summer day in Sweden:

You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

And, to all of you other idiots: You are true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.

[James Hutchins]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

Friend, I have been there. It is a frozen wasteland. Every person I met has a gun so they can shot the savage bears.

And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

Wow, you may actually be a swish, what with all the hate. No wonder you lost WWII

Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

Hidden? About what, Waldo?

And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.

You are forgiven, As True Chriustians™, it how we roll.
Falalala to you too!
Bye!

[John North]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears

False – I can see one right now from my kitchen window.

it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer.

False – I’ve been living in Sweden for 50 years. Maybe when you reach my age you will see the true nature of this God forsaken country.

Alot of people in Sweden go to church

True – They go for the satanic orgies

my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city.

False – There are no city centers in Sweden

And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies.

False – See further up. They priest probably blindfolded you when using you as a nude Piñata during mass.

So stop with the "racism"

False – It isn’t racism if it’s true.

i just couldn't resist all the lies

Nobody is really surprised that someone like you can not resist lies.

[aktasvensk]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.

Please help me.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

You are ALL a bunch of idiots. First of all, Sweden does NOT have any polar bears, and it DOESN'T snow every day in Sweden. I have lived in Sweden for over 15 years, and it has never snowed in summer. It did snow once in April for a short time, though. And i don't think every person has a gun with them. So you, sir are an idiot. From Swiss.

And, to all of you other idiots: You are not true christians. I'm a christian, and i'm pretty sure God didn't want for racism to be very christian. And stop with the pathetic child lies. Alot of people in Sweden go to church, and my town has a pretty big church in the center of the city. And i can pretty much confirm that nobody have satanic orgies. So stop with the "racism" and go and shoot yourselves, because nobody likes trolls like you guys.

Oh, and this post is probably getting hidden because i'm being right.

And sorry for me posting here, i just couldn't resist all the lies in this thread. I will leave now. En falanada.

Do your parents know that you use their computer to insult harmless Christians on the internet?

[Seeker from Swedonia]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Dear True Christians!

Tears of joy squeeze out of my unworthy eyes when I see your wise assessment of the in deed terrible God-forsaken country I live in!
Finally, someone understands!

I will support your True Christian American ways by insisting on buying only American products from a True Christian seller!

Holding my aching stomach after enjoying this thread I will part will a message:

THE EARTH IS FLAT - it's all a lie!

(True! I opened the door this morning, looked over the snowy Swedonish landscape and O! I saw! It was flat! Not at all round like the bosom of my Inga!)

Maybe even my ignorant Danish neighbours can stop eating sweets and see the light if they really want!

And may the Lord have mercy on your souls!

[John North]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

THE EARTH IS FLAT - it's all a lie!

(True! ...

Is this what they call Fuzzy Logic?

But you're right. Of course the earth is flat, how else could there be penguins? One a round earth, they would have fallen off a long time ago. As would the South Africans.

But enough with science for now. Please go and introduce yourself in the Introduction forum.

[lotta1]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Hello.

I thouth the yellow and blue flag belongd to Switzerland, and the red and white belongd to Finland?

Could it be a misstake?

Lotta

[lotta1]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

The author Astrid Lindgren who created Pippi Longstocking is from Sweden.

And Sweden have many suicide clinics.

Regards Lotta

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

Hi Lotta, welcome to our friendly forums. We'd love to get to know you. Why not introduce yourself properly on our Introduction Forum? Tell us a little about yourself: Which church do you worship with, What is your favorite Bible verse, How do you like to show your love for Christ?

[drecky]

Re: 10 Reasons why GOD HATES SWEDEN!

@Cranky Old Man I am so glad to be an American!

God hates America, too.