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  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

    Originally posted by Brecht View Post
    I assumed you made a typ-o.

    As the T is only an inch away from the D on your keyboard.

    Seeing that Belgium lies right next to Germany and both people speak Germanic languages (just like English is), the pronouncing of God and Got are (in Dutch) quite similar.

    So you're actually German? Otherwise you would have written God instead of Got, wouldn't you?!
    No. Don't be stupid.

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    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

      Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
      Only a German would take 'got' (Gott - as in Ach! Gott in Himmel und donner und Blitzen, mein Hübschrauber ist gebrochen!) to mean 'God'. If you were a true Belgian you'd have missed that. You would say Dieu or God (but pronounced sprayingly horribly).
      Pray pardon, noble lords and ladies, hast thou prepared thine self for the fact that Belgarians are tri lingual?

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      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

        Please.. People, what should I do? My wife is going totally crazy. She's grilling her arm on the stove.. It smells delicious but it's so scary.

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        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

          Originally posted by Mentara View Post
          Pray pardon, noble lords and ladies, hast thou prepared thine self for the fact that Belgarians are tri lingual?

          Yes. Everyone knows about their sexual practices already. No need to bring that up here.



          YIC, McUinnean of that Ilk.

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          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

            @ Lost Sheep:
            you do know he's talking about us being able to speak dutch/french/german ?

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            • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

              i'm sorry , it's because i went under treatment in one of those horrible hospitals in belgium .. they put me under an Functional Magnetic Ressonance Image ( FMRI) to scan my brain ...
              now it's all scrambled , like those eggs . probably giving a lot of money to this site will help me ...
              I see there are many beautifull blonde woman at your church , maybe I 'll join

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              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                Never mind them, Lost Sheep McUinnean.

                Lamentations 4, phrase 16: The anger of the LORD hath divided them; he will no more regard them: they respected not the persons of the priests, they favoured not the elders.

                It is clear they do not see your way.
                Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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                • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                  Originally posted by Mr. Racer View Post
                  @ Lost Sheep:
                  you do know he's talking about us being able to speak dutch/french/german ?
                  Why didn't he just say that?
                  But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?


                  Psalms 78:36Neuerthelesse they did flatter him with their mouth: and they lyed vnto him with their TONGUES.

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                  • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                    @ Johann

                    We have some of the best hospitals in the world!!!

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                    • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                      Dear Landover Baptitst Church,

                      after receiving a mail from one of the Belgian forum members, I registered here. I think it is outragious that a country like the United states of America talks like this about our little country.


                      Originally posted by Brother Daniel View Post


                      Yves leterme


                      4.The Prime minister of Belgium: Yves Leterme is homosexual.(gay)


                      The spirit of a man will sustain his infirmity; but a wounded spirit who can bear? (Proverbs 18:14)





                      Allthough that is a very nice picture, I am not gay. Why did you think this? And still, if I would be. What is the problem with homosexuality?

                      Please, can someone explain why there is so much hate on our country? What did we ever did to you?

                      Greetings,
                      Yves Leterme
                      Minister of Belgium.

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                      • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                        Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                        Why didn't he just say that?
                        But then again why would anyone admit to wanting to be able to do that anyway?
                        Probably because Belgarians think that speaking only one language is too stone age. Ow, wait, that's pretty much where you guys are stuck, right?

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                        • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                          Originally posted by Yves Leterme View Post
                          Dear Landover Baptitst Church,

                          after receiving a mail from one of the Belgian forum members, I registered here. I think it is outragious that a country like the United states of America talks like this about our little country.



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                          Allthough that is a very nice picture, I am not gay. Why did you think this? And still, if I would be. What is the problem with homosexuality?

                          Please, can someone explain why there is so much hate on our country? What did we ever did to you?

                          Greetings,
                          Yves Leterme
                          Minister of Belgium.
                          If you're the king of Belgium, then my dog is the king of Portugal.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                            Originally posted by Mentara View Post
                            Probably because Belgarians think that speaking only one language is too stone age. Ow, wait, that's pretty much where you guys are stuck, right?
                            Excuse me? I speak 8. 5 of them fluently.

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                            • gieters !

                              I'm the king of gieters !
                              I think belgium should free the people from my country who are enslaved by them . ( gieters is right next to Brussels , Spain )
                              I'd like to learn more about your religion pastor ...
                              i'm higly inspired by it

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                              • Re: 8 Reasons why GOD HATES BELGIUM!

                                Originally posted by Lost Sheep McUinnean View Post
                                Excuse me? I speak 8. 5 of them fluently.
                                Be advised that American English, Canadian English and British English are considered only as one language.
                                Luke 15:7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

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